>Be Australian
>Japs raped my butthole in WWII
>Yanks cucked me in my own country while I was off fighting a futile battle in the Pacific islands
>go to take a dump on the loo, spider jumps up and bites my balls
>balls get infected, fall off
>go the beach, stingrays, jelly fish and sharks attack me and bit off my limbs
>go to the lake
>crocodile bites off my face
>go home
>die in wild bush fire
Would and Australian here like to confirm that this happened to them?
>>69599397
Every day
>>69599410
I'm sorry my friend
>>69599397
I saw flooding of chinks in Austrarara on Google street view
Sure thing, China.
>>69599454
They're good for the economy
>>69599550
FUCK OFF CHINK
>>69599550
你必须回去
I'm sorry if this offends you kangaroos but actually most Japanese don't know the historical fact the imperial Japanese aircrafts flew all the way deep down to the southern hemisphere to kick Australia's ass, so do not get very angry even if you ever meet ignorant Japanese tourists who believe the only things that happened in WW2 were Pearl Harbour and Hiroshima Nagasaki.
>>69599332
Take this!
that's a pretty hard bants taiwan anon
Will Australia EVER recover from this?
>>69599332
>Taiwan
>>>/x/
>>69599332
Don't forget the beaches are just giant areas of shit water
https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/bizarre/planning-to-go-to-australia-stay-away-from-melbournes-poo-beaches-4457308/