>Australians have to strap themselves to their beds when they sleep so that they don't fall off the bottom of the world
>>69596237
Ok guys it's time for you to listen to my opinion
>>69596217
>Greece is not in Asia
>Tulip "Van Vinghoven Educashun"
ebin
>>69596199
I was really expecting there to be a leaf behind this post.
I'll join on this too.
>>69596342
:^)
>>69596371
Weak.
hey man, that hurts my feelings
>Americans have to strap bulletproof vests to their gelatinous torso when they go outside so that they don't get killed by a shooter at school/the movies/walmart/the airport/at church
>>69596526
>Australia with red stars
>Having a valid opinion
pick 1 (one) and only 1 (one)
>>69596199
nah m8, you just cant stand the banter, I dont even think you could comprehend what it is to do a maccas run to recover from a good pissup after some hard yakka, or what it is to have a technicolour yawn after a sly bulls-eye floater smothered in dead horse.
Why I bet you fucking yanks havent even gone walkabout for some sly-grog after the 6 o'clock swill runs dry of the amber, let alone what it is to only pretend to give a shit about aerial ping pong while the ankle biters are around.
Some day you're going to bottle the blood's worth of a bloke who got up in a blue while sitting around the bush telly spinning a yarn about some bunyip around the back of bourke (that's near wup-wup for you yankees), but until then you're not even within a cooee of the big smoke, let alone seeing a true blue, rough and tumble aussie battler at work.
>>69596544
>My face when an American shoves his McDonalds burger boxes and cans of Monster Energy Drink off his desk, shaking the cheeto dust out of his Razer gaming keyboard to type a furious response near me
>White American children have to strap themselves to KKK members so niggers won't kidnap/steal them
>>69596661
Fuck, I laughed
>>69596661
excellent post
>>69596277
Anatolia is where Asia starts
>be ameribullet
>wear shoes in bed while dying of continuous sharting
>get shot
>>69596661
good 1
>>69596199
Classic:)
>>69596661
I live in the north, we strap ourselves to neo-nazis
>>69596263
>Americans
>have guns AND explosions
fuck this shithole country
>>69597824
>First time in history: US schools will not have white majority this autumn
not sure why youre posting this australia
>>69598636
Because you are soon to be overwhelmed by non-white subhumans.
>>69596661
Fucking hilarious.
>>69598712
>soon
>56% white counting arabs
>>69598853
>that 56% white statistic includes hispanics
>>69598862
I'm a hispanic and probably whiter than you.
>>69599080
>I'm a hispanic and probably whiter than you.
>>69598499
>shoes in bed
>>69596288
Holy shit I kekked so much I started coughing, then kekked some more.