Why is it that every online game I've ever played has been

Socialist government gives free computers to poor people starting around ~2005

Hue ensues

>>69591435
Advanced IRL shitposting

>>69591684

Is this true? Have not heard about this. I doubt those computers are even powerful enough to run games.

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>>69591435
nice lie, just because of the meme huehuebr you write that

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>>69591435
it's you guys that are too autistic to handle us

Literally the worst "country" on Earth.

Americans are weak, you were raised with everything you ever wished for, you never experienced defeat, you can't handle a world where you're a loser.

We brazilians and russians are used to a hard life, we can dominate any game because we're used to working hard to make the most out of life and our games. We never had games in our language, to beat games we form a communication network to exploit every little detail, you don't know how to cooperate.

>>69592129
Are you bragging about living in a shithole?

>>69592129
It's not about skill, most of you aren't good. You're just annoying.

>>69592222
Exactly, you cannot stand little annoyances, you're very spoiled.

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>>69591991

>>69591435
As of late, Brazilians have invented the term "Zueira", this term basically refers to the action of entering a game and causing so much chaos gringos start quitting the game.

Also this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho

>>69592278
>joao wagner moura da bacteria
Already lost it

>>69592309

obrigado, parceiro
it's OC but I haven't been able to use it many times
mehmet threads had a very short lifespan

>>69591991
actually it's true... don't you remember communities like "MID (Maldita Inclusão Digital)" and all those Lan Houses?

so, the shit went real this time.

Sorry gringo mate :(

Now that's a plain lie, brazilians only play popular games, pleb entry level shit.
Go play good games.

>>69592264
Spoiled? I was born in New York. Raised in Jamaica, Queens. I never knew my dad. My mom died in a fire when I was 8. After that my grandma took me in. I sold drugs to get by. You have no idea what I went through. If it weren't for boxing and hip hop I don't know where I'd be right now.

@69592420
(You)

>>69591991
It's true, my new 1080 gtx was just brought by the government official after my complaint last month that I wasn't able to run Bf1 on ultra.

>>69591435
Try playing with turks

>playing the most obscure server
>"algum br?"

>>69592658
Son, we are fucking everywhere. Another day I was in a obscure russian poker site and there it were my countrymen.
>"Algum Br ai?"

>>69592658
e ainda vai achar, tem br em todo canto hahahahaha

>"find match"
>10/10
>adv team full of brazilians
>your team match with 4 jajajas
>"are you sure you want to desinstall DOTA 2 from your machine?"
>"yes"

>>69592361
10/10 OC
Best one of its kind.

>>69591435
>screaming in some bastardized version of portuguese

We speak 18th century Portuguese, the european one is the bastardised

>>69591435
They're in the North American threads because the South American ones are flooded by Spanish speakers, which they are not.

Also, if you don't speak Portuguese I'm pretty sure you don't get to have an opinion about the "version" of their Portuguese.

Just get over it and quit whining about your 1st world problems.

>>69592420
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>69593193
This isn't /b/

>>69593228
Yeah,we have flags

>>69593228
Regardless of how hard your little childhood was and the fact that you apparently are able to rap to make money in Queens doesn't change the fact that you made a thread to complain about the fact that Brazilians are annoying to you on your little internet games. People with real problems don't bitch about shit like that. What I'm saying is, grow up and find real things to be upset about.

>>69591435
Go outside then you little bridge troll.

>>69593277
u not like me

>>69593302
Nigga back the fuck up I went from the bottom to the top of the game self made never needed no help. Also I ain't OP

>>69593414
Not biting. I almost did but you just fucked it up.

Uh...."peace nigga"

>>69593455
You took it hook line and sinker

Wanted to see how far I could run with it

>>69592185
Despite living in a "shithole" we can still beat Amerilards in a lot of things. The best of our culture be it music or literature is on the same level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg

>>69593513
>Brazilian """culture"""
>Brazilian """music"""
>Brazilian """literature"""
please enlighten me

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>>69593494
Well you got further than people normally would. Good form, Jack.

I've had a long day of hard work and uppers and my brain is like a deflated bagpipe.

Are you actually from NY though? Damnit Queens isn't even that bad compared to other places I should have known you were baiting immediately.

>>69593549
>American """culture"""
>American """music"""
>American """literature"""

>>69593549
Leave the country some day and then you can mock ppl's cultures. until then fuck off retard.

>>69593561
Watch Get Rich or Die Trying

>>69593618
Hahaha! Never seen it but I would watch it as a comedy even though I'm sure it wasn't meant to be.

>>69593595
>culture that emanates through the world
>music that the rest of the world listens to
Not even sure how you can argue we don't have iconic literature
>>69593596
I've spent extended time in other countries. Saw the American culture invasion first hand.

>>69593661
>>>/pol/

>>69593549
Really, you have never heard of Brazilian music?

Have you ever heard of Bossa Nova?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KpIV57PSeo

How about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXaoonjmfI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t11SQ_oOL9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ptOJ33u1bQ
I would have to post 1000 links to show all we have to offer when it comes to music.

Guimarães Rosa wrote a book in Portuguese that is equivalent to Ulysses in Portuguese
>For its profoundly philosophical themes, the critic Antonio Candido described the books as a "metaphysical novel". It is often considered to be the Brazilian equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.[1][2][3] In a 2002 poll by the Bokklubben World Library, "Grande Sertão: Veredas" was named among the best 100 books of all time.[4]

> José Saramago, Carlos Fuentes, Thomas McGuane and Susan Sontag are among his admirers, and Woody Allen has expressed enthusiasm for one of Machado's novels.[5]

>Machado de Assis was included on American literary critic Harold Bloom's list of the greatest 100 geniuses of literature, alongside writers such as Dante, Shakespeare and Cervantes. Bloom considers him the greatest black writer in Western literature.[27]

Machado de Assis: I'll let one of your own talk about this writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFv8ZOx7znQ

There are many more high level writers. American literature is watered down our writers care about art. When they talk about the big English writers they mention non-americans like Shakespeare and James Joyce.

>>69593720
Okay well maybe their culture isn't as globally influential as American media but Brasil definitely has a culture. It's a subjective term anyway.

>americans in this thread

You're very entertaining.

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>Brazilians itt

>>69593763
I didn't mean that in a racist way at all I'm not some retarded stormfag. I just say that because 50 Cent is half retarded.

>>69593798
Tbqh, Fitzgerald is top tier and one of my fav writers so is Salinger. You don't have to bellitle them in order to prove the valour of our literature, anyone a little more erudite knows it.

>>69593824
shit i want a monkey like this

>>69593847
You're right. I got carried away, I actually like their writers.

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>>69593855
You can get one from the nearest orphanage.

>>69593855
Marry a favela girl.

>>69593798
Never heard any of those songs or of those bands.

>>69593913
How about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7aHOsxFP4w

>>69593798
Our literature and music(this shitty MPB musics on the radio like bossa, Chico, Maria Bethânia, Elis Regina, mutantes and all that shitty music praised like it was something good, eeeewww) are shit... However, Raimundos, Legião Urbana, Plebe Rude, Paralamas do Sucesso, Capital Inicial, Titãs, O Rappa, Planet Hemo, Charlie Brown Jr and Cazuza were gr8

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>>69594426

>>69593913
You are not losing anything, they all suck ass, but commie nationalists praise them

>>69594507
Dont make that face to me curuminha, you know what i am talking about, Chico Buarque lyrics and melodies were underground low shit tier, while Legião Urbana had fucking sick lyrics melodies, yet many faggots put bands like Legião Urbana on a low tier and shits like Chico Buarque and a bunch of lesbians on god tier. And if you dont think Raimundos were gr8, consider suicide

>>69594426
Is this a joke?

>Amerifat makes Huezil bashing thread
>Huezilians flood the thread to shit all over each other

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Reminder that Kurumiña, Acre and Pará are peruvian.

>>69592289
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malandragem
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeitinho
>brazilians glorify and idolize a NEET lifestyle of thievery beating women and being lazy
>then resort to manipulating others to make a living
Gee I wonder how your country became such a shithole.

>>69591435
you are probably just playing shit games
Aboit the servers, that does happen, but im not sure why. A little bit its brazilians trying to run from other brazilians. And also, latin america servers are usually harder and more crowded than other servers. Another thing is that you get tired of playing one server and wants to another one to see if people play diferent.

>>69594775
cala-te you won't steal kuruminha !! go to brchan and you will see

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>>69594775
>tfw no Peruvian gf

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>tfw no qt br gamer bro to play games with and erp with after

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>>69592278

>>69591435
This is how it feels when we get to play with eastern europeans