Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>69582036
ちんぽつ

おはよう
そして
たひね

>>69582036
乙

at what age you realized having a gf is stupid?

>>69582036
What's the meaning of 何回だせば in a sexual context?

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あなたたち、本当に外国のエロ嫌いだな

>>69582229
if cum however many times

I like you taorila even if your threads get deleted
but please don't make a thread when I make one for my gf
it was the other German today but it could've been me

>mfw german koreaboo is actually making good threads

Also, how is janny so fast to kill taorila threads? Porn could be on the catalog for hours lol

>>69582258
>cum
>だせば
Is there a place to learn all the shitty hentai talk at? I'm getting tired of being confused all the time

>>69582229
Perhaps someone who is good at English may answer a seeming answer immediately.

>>69582011
Why are Finn posters so cute? :3

>>69582512
>Perhaps someone who is good at English may answer a seeming answer immediately.
I'm sorry, but what do you mean?

>>69582521
I can't add you on kakao because I have my real name and photo there
There is still one girl I write with so I can't change the account

>>69582565
I just only said someone would answer that question.

>>69582802
What's the matter if you want to meet me irl?

>>69582976
We may end up kissing

>>69582976
I won't visit Korea again until next year. And I might not even make it until then
If the gay Korean wants to commit suicide together this year we can meet before that
But for now I just don't want my ugly face published here

>>69582521
I have two personalites
im the wisest person you'll ever meet and
twisted fucking shitpoaster

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>>69583280
Say, why don't you guys get together?

>>69583367
Mainland China, come on Thai.

>>69583566
I'm just a simple man here for the personalities of this thread

And I'm still waiting for your plan to unfold. How much longer now?

>>>/soc/

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I want to visit northern japan next time
Worth it?

>>69582256
西洋のポルノは女優が無表情なことが多い
特にロシアのやつは
いいのもあるけど少ないね

これはいいやつ
https://jp.xhamster.com/movies/149881/gilf_-_grandma_i_d_like_to_fuck.html

>>69582256
ごめんね…(´・ω・｀)

>>69584973
おばあさんじゃないか
やだ

>>69583844
totally. but living there is a different story.

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>>69584585
kek
maybe you dont know that since this year Im a promoter of WMAF couples
my final goal = prevent the birth of pure white kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pOMCmVc3wY

>>69585167
>おばあさん
milfと呼びなさいw

>>69585354
嘘をつきたくないのに

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So to clarify once and for all about the ”bond indicator” of honorifics.

Shi : there is no bond
San : there is a bond
Kun: there is a loving bond (which is why it's used with kids more than anything else)
Senpai : there is a yearning bond
Chan: there is a strong bond
Sama: there is a fealing bond
[no honorific] : I don't want to clarify my bond

stuff like -tan and -cchi are memes because they aren't signifying bonds they're just dumb nicknames

you can now become japanese

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>>69585748
もっと面白いことを教えてくれ、センパイ

>>69585748
これ違うんじゃない

>>69585983
アメリカ人馬鹿話は信じるの?

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>>69585748
Damn anon, you really know your stuff, huh.
Are you Japanese?

>>69585748
Nice one anon-kun :3

>>69582256
嫌いなわけではない
外国のエロは恥ずかしがる表情がない
ただ嬉しがっているだけの女では興奮しない
恥ずかしいけど気持ちいいという演技が必要なのだ

>>69586058
>implying i'm wrong

there's actual japanese people in this thread. get one of their opinions

>>69586612
sleep at least 4 hours, you'll make it worse

I want oppai.

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I have decided to leave you
I want to try it one final last time
Recently I made many new friends in this thread. The aussie, the gay latino, the canadian pinoy, The F.,...
I realized that I need friends in real life
The time I had with American Vietnamese girl and the time when I dated the Korean girl in Germany were the greatest of my life
I have to find a girlfriend soon. I want children. I can't waste my entire life here
You get older too. I think 2017 will be the year where many of you will leave us. Peru and the namefags
So I want to let a new generation of shitposter and regulars come here.
I've defined and ruled this thread long enough

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>>69586753
You are now imagining the softest pillows known to man

>>69582256
I love blonde girls.

>>69586656
ふむ、文化の違いかな。こっちでは女はあまり恥ずかしがると幼い印象を漂わせる

が、それはそれなりに受けるかも

>>69586091
>Damn anon, you really know your stuff, huh.
>Are you Japanese?

What? Why are you studying in Brazil anyway?Free college?

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>>69586837
yeah yeah
just like the last 3 times

>>69587209
>幼い印象
ヨーロピアンはババアが好きなのか

>>69587304
He is a liar.
He come back even though Nobody want him.

>>69587304
I left the thread for 2 or 3 months twice
I only came back to see if you were missing me
I went through every thread and searched for koreaboo
2 results. 1 didn't have anything to do with me the other was from Peru
I was quite sad, so I came back to get some attention but nobody gave me a (you)
It makes me sad and I got like 10 replies to my stories in the last few weeks
I think I will make a tumblr or sometging because blogging here is just a waste of time

>>69587263
Oh no, I actually study shit from books I steal from dumb tourists passing by with my monkey-like dexterity, on top of that I'm making this post using a stolen laptop, at the top of my tree house that happens to be close to a foreigner embassy, I'm getting wifi from there, you see.

>>69587361
ババアじゃなくても成長した人は自分の体に自信を持つべきだ、とは社会の考え

>>69587483
Yea I'm actually pretty surprised when regular posters leave out the blue no one mentions it.

>>69587559
It's just that a lot of people studying japanese on 4chan appear to have brazilian flags.

I wonder how this is the case. Is it simply black people showing an interest in japan, or is there a movement for foreigners to move to brazil for college?

I know in Jamacia there is a market for foreigners moving there for cheap college, but i'd honestly think something like Germany would be preferable.

Oh yes, now I remember.

Someone once told me you can get a literally who bachelor's degree in brazil and use that to cheat your way into Japan. is that what you're doing? literally why

>>69587603
社会の理念と男としての本能は一致しない。

>>69587453
仕方ね
ヘルペスのような彼奴なんだ

>>69587760
まあな

>>69587611
I think we should honor them in the thread post
every thread should have my gf as picture to honor me

>>69587643
このスレにブラジル旗はそんなに多くなさそうですけどー

>>69587981
そうそう、残念ながらもドイツ人のほうが多い

>>69588028
二人だけと思ったけど、それより多いの?

>>69588146
今日は三人ぐらいだったっけ
ところで君は俺とあの韓国マニアを見分けれるのが嬉しいことばかり

>>69587643
>cheat your way into Japan.
It's not that simple I think.

>>69588146
>>69588360
>三人
マジ?
正直に言うと、ここに別ブラジル人ポスターを見るのは結構珍しい、時間の問題かな?

そう言えばアメリカ国旗もこのスレに思ったより少ないな
なぜなんだろう

Do you miss me?

how to get japanese gf?

>>69588682
一時期は沢山いたけどいつの間にか消えた

>>69588990
do you want to be my friend?

>>69589038
no

>>69588990
Be cool and rich.

>>69589068
why?

八丈島より泳いで参った!!

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>>69588360
>俺とあの韓国マニアを見分けれるのが嬉しい
>>69588882
>Do you miss me?

Please no...

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>>69582036
>Japan

>>69588682
アメリカ人も来るっちゃ来るけど、少ないね
autisticなアメリカ国旗の日本人留学生?ならいるけど
なんかアメリカ人はフォーラム作って遠目から考察してるイメージがある

確かにアメリカ国旗って見ないな
アメリカの掲示板なのにな

カナダ国旗もあまり見ない
なぜだろう

>>69589516
確かに見ないよな
いる時はホモっぽい鳴き声が聞こえるんだけどおかしいな

the best feelings
have sex after a long time of abstinence
eat after starving
rest after working hard
drink after being thristy
be rich after know poverty
win after a long hard fight

anything on excess is boring

>>69589281
?

>>69589723
how can I get the Spanish girl to like me?
I will go to the bakery tommorow and I want her phone number

>>69589637
それお前だろ、ホモちゃん

>>69589468
今の持主は日本人なんだ

>>69589798
If you two were the same person I would feel so disappointed.

>>69589723
you forgot
>take a shit after holding it in

>>69589916
piss came to my mind

>>69589916
that means you're gay

>>69589881
Ah shite, no we aren't and I'm glad we aren't. People tend to think we're the same person thouhg and it really annoys me

Ok sorry I lied
We are the same person.
I've been secretly learning Japanese to create another German poster who is liked in this thread

>>69589830
たまに男の尻触ってる時あるんだよな
どうしよう

>>69590014
almost always I arrive into china during the morning
the first thing is to find a hotel . I already know which one
then I must get a SIM card for my phone
later eat something probably at mcdonals
then during night I would like to walk around mong kok looking for prostitutes
return to the room during midnight
and then inform by instant messaging to all my asian contacts that Im back in china

Talkin about SIM cards
I got mine in Seoul at a CU and the cashier had down syndrome or something
He talked to me and asked how much MB I wanted and I couldn't understand him but the girl there could speak English
then I felt sad because the guy got pushed to the side by the girl and he looked sad
It makes me sad to see how retarded people have problems every day. The girl wasn't really nice to him either.
This world makes me sad

>>69590598
Asia has way better American fast food restaurant items than we do tf is up with that

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>>69590593
>>69590598
>8
>>69590767
>>69590845
>>69590859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nxywq-ReQ0

>>69591056
>$118 for 8 days

wew

>>69591056
Tesla was a normalfag

Is it true that french people are not kind to people who are learning french?

>>69591150
lel I love Americans

>>69591197
They are not kind to anyone

>>69591248
kek
ofc Im gonna get another SIM card once Im inside china

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWnN1yLrJI

good night my friends
I love you
screencap this
it's my last post

Pls give me a (you) and tell me that you will miss me

>>69591449
gay

>>69591522
bi actually
but thanks for the reply
it means a lot to see that people care about me

Favorite restaurant chain in Japan?

The top three worst posters itt?

1. Peru
2. Peru copycat #1 (thai flag)
3. the Australian edgelord

>>69591650
I don't eat at chain places often, but for fast food, Freshness Burger is nice. For family restaurants, I guess Jolly Pasta.

>>69591267
I see.

>>69591650
mos burger was good tier

>>69591793
that is to say you are inferior to peru

ほんとクソスレ
中国語に変わろう

>>69591919
今日はビーチには行かないのか?
シュノーケリングするとか、40度なんだし

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>>69591650

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The Japanese Starbucks are greato, I love that green shit.

>>69591982
今晩は友達とbbq
こっちは36度だけで大丈夫でちゅ(´=ω=｀)b

>>69592038
This.

>>69592124
リア充だな

>>69592124
北のほうが南国って北半球の人間には不思議

>>69592191
リア充の資格は具体的になんだ

>>69592233
>北のほうが南国
意味は分かりません (´・ω・｀)

>>69592335
>北のほうが南国
南半球のオーストラリアでは北の地域のほうが気温が高いってオージーがいってた

>>69592103
What is the guy in a suit doing?

>>69592491
それは北のほうが赤道に近いからだろう

>>69592551
He was writing something.

>>69592652
He's a yakuza writing a blackmail letter to someone, be careful

>>69592623
なるほどね
今が夏休みって聞くと変な感じ
クリスマスも暖かかったんだろ

>>69592711
そう
こっちがホワイトクリスマスだったらマジ怖い

>tfw walk by dozens of nipponese qts every day
>tfw I will never have a Japanese gf

>>69592858
Deep down they are tomboys or bitches. Stay away from them.

>>69592335
>リア充の資格は具体的になんだ
・友達がいてよく遊びに行く
・彼女が居てよく遊びに行く

落語心中2期開幕!
やっぱりいいねえ
主題歌をまた椎名林檎の楽曲にしてくれればいいんだけど

>>69592124
バーベキューの画像で飯テロに期待します

>>69592711
なるほどねって・・・・
頭のいい子なら小学生でもわかりそうなもんだが・・・・

>>69593013
頭の悪い大人だからこれでいいのだw

>>69592984
なんだ、一つ目しか満たさない

>>69593010
撮影は嫌です

>>69593047
口調がバカボンのパパなのだw

>>69592872
what is there to fix
Japanese people are nice, dumb ladyboy

イケア来た
スウェーデンに感謝しないと

Do Japanese people mind being called japs?

助けて

昨晩は熟女とエッチした

彼女も食事の勘定を払った

どうしよう??

>>69593439
数独

>>69593359
I guess it depends on the person.
at least, I don't care about being called japs at all though

>>69593439
そのままセフレにすればよい
おれもラブホ代は熟女持ちだった

>>69593359
i don't, but some do
I don't understand why calling japs are insult.
British are called brits and it is not insult.

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>be me
>looking for people who can help me with japanese
>everyone on /int/ tells me go fuck myself
>hear about language exchange sites
>create account on a few
>Search settings: Native: Japanese, Age: -20 , Gender: Female, Learning: English
>Send message to everyone who seems interesting.
>Wait 2 days
>2 out of 5 women replied
>look at their profile.
>both are highschool students and are about 16y old.
>jackpot.dmg
>Add them on facebook, skype and Line.
>mfw when japanese high school students are teaching me japanese now.

>>69593666
お巡りさん、こいつです

congrats

>>69593496
>>69593563
I think it's just the American japs that get insulted because it was used as a derogatory term back in the war

>>69593487みたいに外人がちょいちょい数独てレス付けるのなんで?

>>69593773
4chanの有名なネタだから

>>69593773
切腹の代わりに数独

>>69593865
>>69593884
なるほど
4chanで数独自体ががブームてわけじゃないのね

ジャアアアアアアップwwwww

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>>69594107
なにさ(´・ω・｀)

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今日も寝る前に一曲を

ましまろ / ガランとしてる
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4eOZtqgqe4

おやすみ

>>69594186
おやすみ

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陸軍としては海軍の提案に反対である

Do black men think black women are more attractive than white?

>>69585748
違うぞ
絆より関係を中心にして勉強しなおせ

>>69594640
>body of 10 year old boy
Don't you like this?

>>69594640
>>69594545
http://is.4chan.org/int/1483707454142.png

魔法少女育成計画って面白いな

>>69594743
またチンシコ専用にチューニングされた魔法少女物か!

>>69591793
I wonder why this thread attracts shitposters such as Peru, Thai flag and German Koreaboo.

Why aren't jap males marrying their women???

>>69594962
Why aren't White men marrying their women?

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>>69594962

>>69594962
japanese do.
actually Japanese marriage rate is higher than other countries.

Thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGx7u3hMCOA

最近の魔法少女ものは物騒なのばっかりやな

でもアニメじゃチンコ入れられないんですよ

>>69595267
ブッブー
http://u.nya.is/sdebef.mp4

>>69595298
>developing country logic
You are like pigs or rats.

>>69594991
because black, arab and asian women are better looking

>every day someone falls into thaiflag's bait

Who's the cutest poster here?

>>69596240
kiri

ゴリラのパンチはつ~よ~い~

日本人たち起きて

>>69596511
まずは君が日本人を起こすネタをやらないと
(゜д゜)

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>>69596511

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甘えるな!
起きろ!

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>>69596511
>>69596875

>>69596511
勃ってます

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>>69596346
>kiri

>>69597106
なつかしいな
キリがこなくなってずいぶんたつけど

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ネタニョニャフ首相がイスラエル国民をバンしたってほんと?

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>>69597106
シャロムちゃんをオーブンに置いて焼いて食べたい

>>69597186
焼きすぎて灰になっちゃうよ

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>>69597186
すまん、もう揚げた

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>>69597256
オウムってうまいんだろうか?

>>69596737
なんという一致

入場料
出場料

>>69597177
バンって4chanから?
入植非難の安保理決議を受けて、イスラエルが入植非難賛成に回った12か国(日本を含む)との外交を制限したのは知ってるが…
(アメリカは採決を棄権)

今年日本はいい国だな

>>69597637
1192つくろう鎌倉幕府

>>69597637
>今年
前年悪い国だったか

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自分のところどうだった?

【世界の最高にいい国 トップ10】
第1位:ドイツ
第2位:カナダ
第3位:イギリス
第4位:アメリカ
第5位:スウェーデン
第6位:オーストラリア
第7位:日本
第8位:フランス
第9位:オランダ
第10位:デンマーク

世界版はこれ

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>>69597725
下から二番目(泣

>>69597725
>茨城県
何だよあの場所?

>>69597786
俺のも下から数えたほうが早いだろうな
見るまでもない

ソースも評価方法も誰が評価したかもないランキングw

>>69597865
調査方法/インターネット調査

回答者/20代~70代の消費者を男女別、各年代別、地域別にほぼ同数ずつ

有効回収数/30,372人(地域ごとの平均は573人)

調査対象/全国1,000の市町村(全790市+東京23区+187町村)と47都道府県

らしいけど、まあイメージ勝負でしょうね

>>69597828
イバライガーで検索

>>69597786

あらら…栃木はなぜこんなに下がっているのか

>>69597828

納豆が有名…だったはず

県庁所在地にある国立大学より、少し離れたとこの国立が偏差値高いと言う県だな

http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv287035554
韓国人とアメリカ人のラップバトル

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJfr_YuCuE
Madness Combatの新しい短編出た

>>69597780
点数はないのか

>>69597725
>岐阜
鳥取レベルか
埼玉に負けるなんて恥ずかしいな
まあ田舎だから仕方が無い

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おっぱい
https://woman.mynavi.jp/article/140925-135/

>>69597725
>10 福岡
>11 長崎
>15 大分
>21 熊本
>21 鹿児島
>24 宮崎
このあたりはまぁ妥当として
>38 佐賀
おい、佐賀…

>>69598013
BかCと言う話だな

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>>69598013
理想と現実は違う

>>69597725
試される魅力

>>69597991

点数はでてなかった…ごめん

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>>69598161
>Aカップ
>理想

久々に顔本開いたら勝手にアカウント名、プロフィール写真全部弄られてびびった
昨日誰かが勝手にアクセスして書き換えたらしい
気持ち悪いな本当に

>>69598623
>顔本

>>69598643

英語になおしてみよう

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>>69598586
i saw this landscape in VNs

Why is learning Japanese so hard

>>69598623
>use facebook
you must be a normie.

>>69598042
大分も前年32位だけどね
結構適当だな

>>69598680
I see it every time I go for a cigarette.

>>69598660
分かっているけど何でわざわざ顔本と言うのか分からない

>>69597725
北海道
海
道

>>69583844
People are warmer in Northern Japan.

>>69598759

日本語でフェイスブックと打つより、顔本のがはやいからかも

>>69598685
性への執着だ

>>69598792
speaking of warm japan i wish i could unwind in a nice warm cosy soapland right now, jpop playing in the background and then eat something warm

>>69597725
39
正直最下位だと思ってた
こんなところに何があるっていうんだ

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>>69598792
The colder the weather, the warmer the people.

Because they all have to huddle together for warmth.

>>69598927
Lemme cuddle yo DICK

>>69598623
>気持ち悪いな本当に
気持ち悪いのはあなたのパスワードの強度だけどFacebookユーザーにはそれは無理もない
気持ち悪いな本当に

>>69598927
youre up early arent you? you working today?

>>69598927
Different in Germany.
Northern people are known for their coldness.

>>69598866
just set up a bubble bath with jpop playing from your phone while you eat your cum m8
i do it all the time

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>>69598927
WRONG

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>>69598927
>Because they all have to huddle together for warmth.
what a cute...
thanks cute poster, you are posting always cute things (´・ω・｀)

>>69599019
i dont have a bath i have a shower

時間がかかる

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>>69598927

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>>69598985
No, it's my birthday today, so I stayed up the night before to watch scary movies and eat liquorice pipes.

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ノルウェー君がいないけどまさか。。

>>69599083
ahh happy birthday, what are your plans for today? going out for dinner somewhere nice?

>>69599083
congratulations on your birthday, cute poster.

>>69599021
i felt this by foreign kids

>>69599083
How old are ye now then?

>>69599091
ユーロニモスのおじさんに殺されたに違いない

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the danish weeb hath returned

>>69598805
何

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>>69599078

>>69598975
強度高になってたから、簡単には破られないと思ってた
アカウント流出騒ぎとかあったからそこで流れちゃったかもしれんな

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>>69599205
フォトショップマスターじゃないおまえwww

>>69599173
And now I leave again

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>>69599103
I'm going to go to bed soon, then when i wake up, i'll watch scary movies and eat more liquorice pipes

>>69599151
A quarter of a century (please send help)

>>69599120
Arigatou gozaimasu, nihonjin-san.

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>>69599243
黒人のだからしょうがないね

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「昔は、ハリウッド俳優や大リーガーなどの著名人が主な外国人の客層でしたが、
近年は普通の旅行者がぐんと増えて、客の15%を外国人が占めるまでになった。
そのうちの8割超が中国人。ウチは、店名が中国の官能小説のタイトルなので、
親しみがあるようです。韓国やインドなどアジア系、それに白人のお客さんも増えていますよ」

http://www.kinpeibai-kawasaki.com/

>>69599243
MSペイントなめとんのか

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>>69599083
Happy birhday

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>>69599316
NHKWorldを見るとき いつも東京の経済状況を話しています、五輪の予定に金が足りられないみたい。経費が予想を超えてる。

大丈夫かな。

>>69599083
Happy Birthday
how old are you?

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>>69599083
Happy birthday, cute poster!

ﾁﾗｯ

ﾎﾞﾛﾝｯ

ｧｨｬｰ

ﾅﾆ

>三重県伊賀市のヤマト運輸の営業所でチェーンソーを振り回して従業員を脅したとして、県警伊賀署は5日、伊賀市玉滝、トラック運転手、長谷川和輝容疑者(27)を暴力行為等処罰法違反の疑いで逮捕した。「不在時に配達員が荷物を持ち帰ったことに腹を立てた」などと容疑を認めているという。
>容疑は昨年12月初旬、チェーンソーを手にしてヤマト運輸伊賀阿山センターを訪れ、「はよ荷物を出さんかい」などと男性従業員を大声で脅したとされる。
>伊賀署によると、長谷川容疑者は営業所とは別の場所で、半裸姿でチェーンソーを持ちヤマト運輸を非難する自らの姿を撮影し、動画投稿サイト「ユーチューブ」に投稿した。同社関係者が署に相談し、5日午前に被害届を出した。
>自らの姿を撮影し、動画投稿サイト「ユーチューブ」に投稿した。
警察も助かってるんだろうな

スピーカー買った

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>>69599535
>>69599487
>>69599377
Nihonjins and niu-jirandujins, arigatou gozaimashita. I'll sleep now, but please have a good day too.

>>69599377
What the fuck is this!?lol

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>>69599869
高いスピーカーか
以前のスピーカーが壊れちゃった?

>>69599892
(´・ω・｀)

None of the namefags are here?

Bit disappointing

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I LOVE TO PUMP CRACK
LOVE TO STAY STRAPPED
LOVE TO KILL JAPS
BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME THOUGH

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AIN'T NO CLICK LIKE THE ONE I'M WITH
IF THE DRAMA GETS THICK IT'S THE GUNS I GET

>>69599998
You fail as hard at rapping as you fail at getting quints.

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>>69600049
>>69599261

>>69599943
前使ってたのは普通に動くよ
でもアンプとスピーカー別々だから居間に移した
PC用の小型スピーカーに買い換えてから机が広くなったんでスッキリしたよ

>filter Thailand
>ALL pepes in the thread disappear
Wow

>>69600116
I'm not that guy.

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>>69600257
>filter Thailand

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>>69600269
Oh, how generous of a second danish weeb to grace us with his presence.

Welcome to my thread, please, make yourself at home.

>>69599377
that's a weird looking dog
I think it's autistic

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Hellow japs

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The F is nigger .

>>69600484
白人3人しかいないw

>>69600484
I heard the F is a riajuu

視察団ﾊｼﾞﾏﾀ

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>>69600808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5InHLAraLgQ

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pepe is old and busted
apu is the new hottie from the meme capital

外国人美人さんと結婚したい

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>>69601898
同性結婚は違法ですが

>>69601803
hello im here to tell you the origin of apustaja

it started on the most jonnes board of them all, ylilauta, and i was there to witness the birth of the great meme

Some anon was pretending to be looking 'food helper' that had not come in few days and he was hungry due to it... the post featured a poorly drawn pepe

the meme was forced for few weeks and it started getting different variations and spreading and the rest is - well memestory

ホモは芸術

>>69602070
ホモは技術

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>>69601999
じゃポルトガルに行って結婚すればいいやん

>>69602098
ホモは均質

>>69602134
日本はホモ社会(人種的に)

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>>69602062
thank you suomen meme meisters

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>>69602123
ほいほい こっちにこいよ~

ポルトガルでお金を使ってください~

君は汚いホモなのにお金が欲しいんだもん~

>>69602300
ぼくがぽるとがるにいったら
きみにおしえてあげる
にほんごと
なかだしのよろこびを

I'll make the next thread.

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>>69602413
おねgayします

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>>69602514
>>69602514
>>69602514

>>69602123
I'm surprised that Germany has not allowed gay couples to marry yet because I thought gay marriage was already legal there.

>>69602577
It's Merkel's fault.
Anyway while they are not allowed to "marry" they have something that's called differently that gives them most rights of married couples.
E.g. you can do everything when your partner is hospitalized, you pay less taxes etc.