Why is german bread so hard and disgusting? I can't believe

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>hard

They sell this where I live and its problem is it just falls apart, it's like a cracker

it is good bread, they like their seeds and grains

they also use plenty of butter so that helps

>>69546594
Sissy GOOK bois and their weak&heavily altered crooked JAWS can't handle GERMAN bread for real MEN

>>69546594
Because you're weak Asians

>>69547149
Because you're allergic to healthy things

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>they don't eat knekkebrod everyday

>>69548017
>Knekkebrod
Kys Pajeet

>>69548112

?

>>69546594
because wheat doesn't grow well in cold climates

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>>69546594
Pic related is god-tier though

>>69547149
>genuine
I doubt

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>>69548464

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>>69548361
that's what we use as hot dog buns tho, pic related are proper ones you'd find at the baker's

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>>69546594
I like this bread. It's called 'Munich'. One of my favs.

>>69548506
Had them served for breakfast as well across the country.

It's healthy, very filling and gives you a manly jawline. What's not to like about it!?

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>german food

>>69548556
Not the most sophisticated but it's bretty gud.
Pretty well Man-tier food.

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>>69548556
Asian '''food''''

>>69548556
>MOM GET ME SOME INSTANT NODRRES

>>69547149
this shit is great with ham or cheese though, also it doesn't really fall apart that easy.

>>69546594
hearty, full of carbs, good bit of fiber, last some time. Everything you want for conquest. What is amazing is that America beat Germany eating wonder bread;

>>69546594
Coming from a country that eats fermented rotten veggie and octopus alive.

>>69546594
>Conquered Europe

2 wars 2 losses m8

>>69546594
It's very nutritious though, way better for you than the white French and Anglo cotton shit.

>>69546594

got their asses handed to them for a reason.

The Germans tend to bite off more than they can chew