>go to france >speak only english to the locals All

>>69523661
>le "french hate speaking in english" meme again

>>69526365
Thats not a meme Pierre

>>69523661
>know how to speak french in an a good accent
>Pull off the most Algerian accent when speaking to French to piss them off

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>go to france
>speak english
>everybody ignores me

>>69523661
>go to France
>speak Mandarin so they will be forced to reply in English and ask if you speak English

>>69526422
Yeah sure, you obviously know more than me about french people.

No one gives a shit about the english language and the UK in France. Most of us don't even know about the "lingua franca". The majority of the french people don't care about english being the international language, we just don't talk in english because we suck at it. Our educational system is terrible. At 20 years old, people have the same english skills as they had in the beginning of highschool.

It's actually the brits who fucking hate us for no reason. Particularly when we see shit like this :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/features/3634345/30-reasons-why-we-hate-the-French.html
http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/heritage/38-reasons-we-should-hate-the-french-or-at-least-dislike-them-mildly-1.1724156
http://www.dailydot.com/via/brief-guide-long-history-hating-france/

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>>69526897

this entire post

>>69526945
he's right though, no one cares that you speak english or not anymore, don't you think we have more important matters to care about ? we do and so do you

>>69526945
I'm in love with david mitchell

>>69526982

Oh, I know. But it's that he actually collected and posted articles on why we should hate the french.

>>69527048
i didn't collected them. I just wrote on google "Why do we hate the french" and those articles came up

I've read them a long time ago i just remembered them while writing

>>69527117

That's what I mean, I just find it so silly.

>>69527155
well you see it's very intriguing for us, why do anglos hate us so much ?
there was even a documentary about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGsFPLd0P7g

>>69527306
It's in their genes i guess

Thx for the documentary lad

>>69527306
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGsFPLd0P7g

This is great. I'll have to watch this all later.

>>69526897
Christ I love French posters <3

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>>69523661
Euh not euh -comment tu dis ça déjà- ah yes euh not speak english

Jokes apart, if a tourist asked me for help in english I wouldn't answer

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>>69526897
>Average english class at school
>End up being 90% french 10% globish after 5 minutes of classes
>The only lesson we ever get is "hello, did you have a nice day ?"

God I love being french

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>>69527649
>be in french class
>disregard what teacher is saying
>she has a breakdown and runs out of the classroom - quits her job
>end up being taught G*rman by another teacher

heh

>>69527730
VERY GOOD POST hahaha
amazing, no wonder we can't understand each other lmao

>>69527773

Malentendu cordial, mon amie.

>je suis un sale boche
>en passant un séjour en France
>je parle la langue de molière au niveau conversationel
>toutes les salopes adorent mon accent
>même les beurettes veulent la B
>je ne regrette rien

People that don't learn French are pretty stupid.

>>69528193
wtf I love les boches now