>be american
>pretend to be sick and stay home from school because it's national shart inspection day
>>69507435
>be swedish
>pretend to be sick and stay home from school because it's infested with refugees
>>69508121
>be American
>fail at banter
Embarrassing desu
>>69508121
>be American
>drop out of school to avoid a school shooting
>get shot by Tyrone anyway
the education system belongs to the state
so if they had any public system wide thing it would be state wide
thank you for cultural sensitivity
>>69508284
>doesn't refute the shart part
DIARRHEA IN GALLERIA
>>69508334
DUBIOUS FART NEAR THE SHOPPING CART
>>69508327
none of that, at least I live in a northern state away from the fucking stupid people I hate America so much. everyone is literally retarded and the religious cucks discourage education. fuck Trump and fuck Clinton.
>>69508395
LEAK IN THE BOUTIQUE
>>69508197
HAHA IT JUST DOESN'T GET OLD
>>69508489
SMELLY HOLE IN THE BIG MALL
>>69508736
PLOP IN THE SHOP
>>69507435
>Exist
>In Sweden
>>69508752
BROWN GALORE IN THE STORE
Bumping the best thread of 2017
EXCREMENT IN THE DEPARTMENT
>>69507435
>be swedish
>dont have to worry about penis inspection day at school because we've all chopped ours off
>>69509817
DISGRACE IN THE MARKETPLACE
SHITE AROUND THE SHOPPING SITE
>>69507435
>be European
>get hit by a truck
DEFECATE IS AISLE 8
>>69510324
POOP JET IN THE OUTLET
FECAL PRODUCTION IN THE PRODUCE SECTION
>be European
>drop out of school and become a cashier
>get to sit in a chair at your job
>be American
>drop out of school and become a cashier
>be forced to stand for your whole 8 hour shift
>>69510642
FECAL MATTER IN THE SUPERCENTER
>>69508121
Why do you get so defensive about a silly joke?
POOPY EUPHORIA IN THE CORNER EMPORIUM
SMELLY IN THE DELI
>be Amerifart
> *BRAAAAPPPPT*
BOWEL MOVEMENT IN THE ESTABLISHMENT
POOPS THAT ARE BIZARRE AT THE STREET BAZAAR
ODOR IN THE CHAIN STORE
FART FAKERY AT THE BAKERY
DYSENTERY AT THE HABERDASHERY
SPHINCTER FAILURE AT THE RETAILER
WHATS LEFT OF LAST NIGHTS DINNER IS NO LONGER WITHIN HER
>>69511279
That is not how you do it, you have to include a synonym for mart
RECTAL STEW IN THE CHECKOUT QUEUE
WET PLOP AT THE MOM-AND-POP
LOOSE STOOLS IN THE POWER TOOLS [aisle]
>>69508153
big words from someone else crawling with harmless refugees
BOWEL WINGDING IN BURGER KING
SOMETHING UNHOLY IN THE TROLLEY
COLON CALAMITY IN J.C.PENNEY
BROWN PILE ON THE FRUIT AISLE
SOMETHING BROWN AND SLURRY NEAR THE AISLE OF CURRY
>>69511360
>country literally founded and stocked by reffos
>whose descendants can't maintain their faecal continence while perusing a price-discount department store
>suddenly niggers kick in your door and kidnap you
>torture you and livestream it
LARGE SHIT AT THE TARGET
>>69508121
>be american
> possess the ability to eat beans and sing the national anthem by sharting alone
ANAL GRAVY AT OLD NAVY
ARSE SHREDDING IN BEDDING
POO POO PEE PEE AT DOLLAR TREE
RUINED JEANS AT THE WALGREENS
RECTAL PITSTOP IN THE LOCAL GROCERYSHOP.
DESIGNATED SHART SHOOTING AISLE
RELEASING ON THE SCROTAL AT BARNS AND NOBLE
damn.. will ameri*BRRAAPPP*s ever recover from this?
>be American General
>shartstain missing from office chair
>immediately arrested and outed as a spy
DUMP TO THE MAX AT T.J. MAXX
SHIT ALL OVER IN KROGER
BROWN PLOP IN GAMESTOP
BOOTY PLOP IN THE SHOOTY SHOP
SAY GRACE BEFORE SHART FECES
CROP DUSTING STACIES AT THE MACYS
COME SHART LIKE US AT NEIMAN MARCUS
POOP RELATED SINS IN ALBERTSONS
Is it bad i farted when i read this
SHITTIN' LIKE WHALES IN BLOOMINGDALE'S
>>69508197
>Be Australian
>Wake up
>Narrowly avoid getting bitten by a redback and funnelweb getting ready
>There's a snake in the Cereal box
>Neighbor's house is on fire from an arson attack
>Another neighbor has murder-suicided his entire family
>Go to work at the vegemite factory
>Halfway there, the sun gets in your eyes
>Pull down sun visor
>A Hunstman spider that was hiding under the visor jumps on your face, obscuring your vision
>Get in car accident
>Ride a Kangaroo the rest of the way there
>Arrive at work
>A RedfunnelGreatWhiteBoxjellyCassowarydilerooray has eaten your boss and an entire daycare on the first floor
>Coworker who's dying of a stingray stab through the chest says "Well croikey m8, work's out, that 'Dileroo's a roight mean cunt ain'ee?"
>Shake it off and say "Yeah nah at loist thoi didn't git shot"
>Turn around to go back home
>Abbos have already stolen your Roo
>Have to walk home but speed up by greasing your shoes with vegemite
>By the time you get there it's dark
>Get stabbed by a coked up Bogan and he steals the tim tams you brought for lunch
>Call hospital because you forgot your malleable 'mite to seal your wounds
>Ambulance comes
>Die on the way there because you live in the ass-end of nowhere
>As you die say "Oi bet t'emus did'is"
>Paramedic reassures you "Nah yeah cunt at least ya didn't git shot"
>>69511964
TURD AND WHATNOT AT SAVE-A-LOT
SHARTING IS A MUST AT TOYS R US
>Be American
>pretend to be sick and stay home from school because it's national shooting up day
>Be Guatemalan
>Don't go to school and somehow end up being shooted anyways
MY PARIETAL LOBE IS HAVING A HARD TIME
>>69512034
>Be french
>Make fun of burgerclaps for getting shot
>Get shot yourself
>November 13th, 2015
>>69511964
PLEASE STAND BEFORE THE ANTHEM SHARTING
>>69507435
>Being swedish
>be american
>pretend to be sick for national shooting day
>pretend to be sick for penis inspection day
>pretend to be sick for schoolwide sharting day
>>69512097
CRAP LIKE A CREEPO AT HOME DEPOT
>>69512150
>Be canadian
>Get launched into the next province by a charging cybermoose
>Oh fuck
>It's Quebec
>HONHON STUPIDE ANGLOPHONE YOU NO SPEAK FRANCOIS
>Get washed back to your home province in a flood of poutine
>Yeah you could say it was an interesting day
>>69512130
POP POOP PLOP IN THE SHOP
Alright off to bed cunts
It's been a fun thread
>>69512296
RELIEVE YOURSELVES NEAR COSTCO'S SHELVES
>>69512296
RELEASE A STONE BEHIND THE STORE
ANAL POURS AT THE DOLLAR STORES
>>69512391
BED POOP PILLOW PLOP
SHART STAINED MOLD FROM EATING AT MCDONALDS
ANUS STARTS TO CRY WHEN SHOPPING AT BEST BUY
SOMETHING SMELLS SHITTY IN THE CIRCUIT CITY
>>69512391
SHITTY SEATS TO SHITTY SHEETS
AMERICANS POO WHILE SIT AND SLEEP
GOTTA TAKE A DUMP WHILE VOTING FOR TRUMP
THERES A CROP DUSTER IN THE BLOCKBUSTER
SHITSTAIN YOU SAY? IM STAYIN THIS WAY
CANT HOLD IT IN NEAR THE DISCOUNT BIN
ANUS AIN'T TAME AT EB GAMES
SHART TONS AND TONS AT TIM HORTONS
THEIR ANUS GOES BLART SHOPPING AT WAL-MART
>>69512800
>Tim Hortons
>America
Choose one, monsieur grenouille. There are no Hortons in usa its only canada you sale connard : - )
>>69512808
BUNGHOLE LOOSENESS IN THE BUSINESS
IF YOU HAVE THE GALL
TO RELEASE IT ALL
ON THE FLOOR
OF THE GROCERY STORE
THEN YOU TRULY CAN
CLAIM TO BE AMERICAN
SHIT STAINED GLASS ON SALE NOW
>>69512828
>not wanting to enrich Canadian culture with your sharts of freedom
You unpatriotic, constipated brute
SHIT STAINED GLASS GOING TO MASS
POOPOO FLOODS AT WHOLE FOODS
Well, my poo starts coming and it won't stop coming
Fed some McDonalds and I hit the ground sharting
Didn't make sense not to shart at the mart
I only poo in the prescene of a cart
So much poo poo, so much pee pee
So what's wrong with shitting in my jeans?
You'll never know if ya don't fart
If that was actually a shart
MAKING BROWN BEAGLES AT AMERICAN EAGLE
And now, the 50 states:
GOTTA PEEPEE IN MISSISSIPPI
STOP BULLYING AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m sharting in the mart, I'm sharting in the mart
What a glorious pooping’, I’m happy again
I’m sharting at the mart, so dark up my ass
The poops in my crack and I’m ready for sharts
>>69513197
It's just banter m8, CLOG THE SHITTER WHILE WE BANTER
GOTTA TAKE A POO IN OHIO
>>69508197
Ok this one made me laugh.
In to the mall, in to the mart
With no regard for the floor, fuck that I'm the lord of the mart
I shit my attire (I AM THE GOD FART CHOIRS)
Lord of the mart!
EXPELLING DIARRHEA AT IKEA
BROWN AND STICKY AT THE GROCERY
All this damage control from Mart Shart Pros
>>69513197
BIG BROWN TURDTILLA COMING UP
*ding*
RELEASING BROWN TURTLES WHILE SHOPPING AT STAPLES
SHART IN MART
MAKING ETHIOPIAN BANANAS IN LOUISIANA
GOTTA ANUS AMERICANA IN INDIANA
GOTTA GO IN OHIO
SHIT STAINED PYJAMAS IN ALABAMA
SHIT SMEARED PANORAMA IN MONTANA
MAKING BROWN AVOCADOS IN COLORADO
SHITTING DOESN'T SLOW IN IDAHO
>>69511859
Fucking kek
SHITTING LIKE GODS IN HARRODS
Fucking hell, atleast Indians take their pants off before shitting on public places but amerifats go to store and decide that I HAVE FREEDOM TO SHART WHERE I WANT, MUH SECOND SHARTAMENDMENT
p-please stop desu~ I'm about to cry
BREAKING NEWS MY FELLOW AMERICANS, BROWN SNOW FINALLY HIT THE TOWN !
>>69513928
CHOCOLATE KISS IN TEXAS
WHO SITS IN MASSACHUSETTS
GOTTA UNCORK IN NEW YORK
WASHROOM EUPHORIA VISITING FLORIDA
GOTTA MAKE PEE IN WASHINGTON D.C.
PLOPPING SHITS LOW IN NEW MEXICO
THEIR POOS ARE BEASTLY IN TENNESSEE
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know
>>69513928
10/10 post
SHARTS WITHOUT NOISE IN ILLINOIS
YOGA PANTS GETTING DIRE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
I'D SHART A WHOLE MUD HUT IN CONNECTICUT
>this fucking thread kept me awake until 10:20 AM
I demand sweet dreams desu
>>69514211
DIRTY HERSHEYS IN NEW JERSEY
COPROPHILIA YURI IN MISSOURI
BROWN HOOPLA IN VIRGINIA
ALL POOS THAW IN SOUTH DAKOTA
ITS SHITMANIA IN PENNSYLVANIA
ANUS PAIN VISITING MAINE
THEY KEEP PILING IN RHODE ISLAND
WHEN THEY SHART IN DELAWARE THEY DON'T CARE
>be australian
>open door to go outside
>fall into space because the world hasnt rendered yet
>>69514591
ASSES KNOW WHY SHIT'S DRY IN HAWAII
>>69514724
PEEPITY POPPITY POOP
>>69514724
>be an Australian wombat
>shit cubes, literally
CUBIC POOS IN LAND OF ROOS
>>69515043
>tfw you just unloaded cubes of shit
>feels good man
LOUD BROWN FREEDOM SOUND
Ameritards on suicide watch
>look up what's the English word to designate the sound of a fart
>mfw it's actually "trump"
CAN'T FABRICATE THE SHART BUCKET
CRAP IN THE GAP
>be wall mart floor
>get shart'd
GOTTA SHART THEM ALL, MARTY
>>69508121
>62%
>>69511305
>>69511279
>It only takes one American to ruin à meme
spitting waste at your local Weis.
>>69512097
>Be american
>Go to the fucking school
>Get shot
>Shart yourself as you slowly die
POOPITY POOP