bros...I just don't....I just don't fucking get it.....how...I mean...HOW....am I supposed...to compete....with THIS?????????
dying your hair blonde and getting a boobjob ought to do it
>>69504725
I think you tried once
>>69504725
become an emu
It's like back in Saigon again.....
>>69504725
Time to kill ourselves bro.
Zhang, you tried TWICE
>>69504725
The woman? Well, I tried for a decade, and I can tell you with confidence that the best move is not to play.
Act more like an emu
*buries head in sand*
>>69504725
Become the girl and serve our emu overlords
Once we've been sexed up and they're relaxed, we kill them
>>69504725
You could start by not pooing all over your beaches
>>69504872
>>69505042
THAT'S IT