>Oh I do say, I do believe there is an illegal television

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80's retro mod van

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>be ameribullet
>pay 500k university denbts
>wear shoes in the house
>trip down the stairs because of timbs in the house
>break arm, leg and shoulder
>pay 40k for treatment
>get shot on the way via ambulance
>ambulance costs $700
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS

>>69496155
>>69496253
are these real?

>>69496323
triggered!
answer the question, bitch

yes, the BBCSPU (BBC Special Police Unit) will send an "emergency" van ASAP if they detect illegal non-paid TV broadcasting

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>fucking TV license fee
>whatever, TV is shit anyways, I just wont buy a TV
>TV license fee turns into a tax

You cannot make this shit up

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>>69496355
Yeah unironically

Mfw now they're snooping of wifi as well

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/08/06/bbc_detector_van_wi_fi_iplayer/

Britian CANNOT recover

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>>69496323
>be United English Caliphate
>pay 700k for university debts
>get beaten and raped for drinking at a pub outdoors
>break arm, legs, teeth.
>pay 80k for treatment
>never get teeth fixed

>>69496544
Treatment is free
God save the queen

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>>69496639
>Treatment is 'free'
>except dental

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>>69496639
>Pay 80% tax rate to help raise Mustafa's family
>Mfw Mustafa saves his dosh into getting his own Sharia controlled zone

OI, PAY JIZYA, YOU FUCKING KUFFAR TWAT

>>69496639
you will die waiting in line