Go to you bathroom.
Do you see pic related?
How does it feel to walk around everyday with dried shit on your ass?
co się ususzy, to się wkyruszy, hehe.
>>69488327
I thought spaniards shit in those little holes in the ground where you have to squat.
>>69488327
what's the point of wasting all that space when you can just have this
>>69488327
It's like a feel to carry a wet shit in your bowel.
>>69488599
This. Fuck spaniards are stupid.
>>69488327
I go to a bath after defecation.
>>69488327
i thought that was a drinking fountain? WTF
>>69488599
ah yes the disgusting ass hose
fuck off grimland
>>69488599
>>69489168
>what's the point of wasting all that space when you can just have this
>not using regular toilet paper and doing the last wipe with a wet wipe
I pity you plebs
>>69488327
>not using wet wipes in 2017
>>69489269
nice flower drawings
>>69489292
If using wet paper wipe
>having all that paper smash in your ass crack
If using wet fabric wipe
>having that shitty wipe hanging in your toilet
Fucking 3rd worlders.
>>69489292
>not doing the penultimate wipe with the wet wipe then a dry one
Do you enjoy having a moist ass?
>>69489426
do you keep your wetwipes in a bucket of water or something?
fucking slovenian third worlder
>>69489542
no i gotta agree with him, thats weird
>>69489542
>his country is so 3rd world, his wet wipes aren't even wet
hmmm
>>69489426
>not putting a lotion body cream on your anus, feeling the wet slipperiness with every move, pretending it's your vagina
i pity you, it's like you never lived
>>69489426
>not wiping alternately like so
>wet wipe
>dry wipe
>intimate cleanser
>wet wipe
>dry wipe
>intimate cleanser
>not completing the ritual with a little puff of talcum powder onto the anoos
do you enjoy being putrid and flithy?
>>69489623
>>69489592
Wet wipes are moist, not wet
just sit there for 10 seconds after you wipe and your ass is dry
what the fuck
>gentlemen are quarreling about how to wipe ass
/int/ doesn't change
>>69489664
>do you enjoy being putrid and flithy?
well, I'm a slav aren't I
>>69489743
It's mostly Europeans arguing.
We're too conservative to have robot toilets with massaging ass shower.
I could eat my lunch out of Japanese ass crack.
>having such disgusting assholes that you need a bidet
I pity you
>>69490332
>cleansing sharts
>>69489269
WE INVENTED THAT
>>69490332
Well, shit stains suit you, I agree.
>>69490518
That's why you're not accepted in the EU.
>>69488327
Do you have to dry the butt after cleaning or do you just pull up the pants?
>>69490690
He propably just pulls up his pants and carries on with the bitches with wet stains on his ass like some handicap.
>>69490518
Turkish inventions
-"that"
-war crimes and genocide
>>69491122
RARE
relevant bant too
>>69491122
>''War Crimes and Genocide''
People kill each other with absolute hatred and countries use nuclear weapons to nuke civilian cities.
Are you imbecile enough to believe morals exist in wars ?
>>69491926
>was going to share atrocities your army did in 1974
>realised there is no gain to the aforementioned act
>you will still be barbarians wanna be europeans
Disclaimer: Turkish Cypriots are totally fine tho
>>69488327
I don't have a bidet so I use this system instead.
>>69492117
>having a world cup in your bathroom
>sweden
>guatamala.jpg
wat
>>69492098
The only reason why you have hate towards the Turkey is because you're manipulated into it.
There has ben war since human kind existed and crimes existed due to our emotions and feelings.You could find over than thousands war crimes or genocide attempts happend on last 2000 years from all over the world.
But instead of accepting it you're just insisting about Turkey is the only country that been commited crimes.You just doesn't even bother to see about crimes that your idolized countries did.
I wouldn't even bother to reply if we were deserved to be called barbarians at all.The empires that we have been built contributed to world many good things aswell.For example take a look at the Ottoman architecturals.
Anyways i don't even mind being called roach really.Im not sad enough to get hurt by the words.I just wanted to prove your hypocrisy and hope maybe i can add something to you.
wet wipes
or
jump into the bathtub and spray my ass
>>69493046
why do you take seriously a trolling reply on 4chan?
I was hoping to inspire a conversation about Turkey's occupation of my country because from my experience Turks have no idea of what is going on here
>seriously tho what other country would build that huge flag?
>>69493665
Yeah i honestly don't know.My mother worked in KKTC though.Thanks to British law she will be retired again in there for working only 2 years.1000$ is not bad you know.
>>69493181
>not separating the use of toilet spray and bathtub spray
>and later take a long bath in that tub
Ewwww.
>>69488327
>tfw used a bidet in holiday and it changed my life. I've never felt so clean after a poo.
We truly are savages in comparison.
people before trying bidet >>69490332
people after trying bidet >>69497712
you can laugh all you want but you guys are missing out a lot.
Yes
If you have one you live in a "first world" country
>>69499392
you're being sarcastic but you should try it
nothing will ever be the same
Baby wipes.
"The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710 in Italy"
We truly are the master race
I would be happy to have a nice bidet as finns.
I'm fed up with scratching my butthole with paper for minutes, it fuckin hurts in the end.
>>69488327
A baby washer or a footbath?
>>69488599
Wait wait... so you stick that up your ass and hose the shit off and then someone else comes along and touches a feces covered hose and blow particles of your shit into their ass to clean it?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What is cleaning etiquette for the hose??