>sorry for bad english, english isn't my first language

>>69476164
Spreek een echte taal. Flikker.

>>69476164

¿QUE?

"just say my english is good please i need validation"

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>tourist asks me for directions in acceptable German
>answer in broken English
>see the dissappointment in his eyes
>give him the wrong direction

everytime

>>69476164
yes
i sorry for to doing this all time

I have to say this though because my english is fucking terrible. It annoys me too, however, when someone that can speak perfectly fine says that.

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>>69476164
this happens so that we won't trigger the proud rednecks

>>69476164
But sometimes you're not confident that you wrote everything right.

>>69476307
My lost brother. Kilometres might separate us. National hate might divide us. But our soul is made from the same stuff.

>>69476307
I hate you so much

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>>69476190
>nederlandsk
>en ekte tale

>>69477087
>swedish dialect #8530

>>69477148
>ein Deutscher behauptet, meine Sprache sei ein schwedischer Dialekt, obwohl seine Muttersprache ein riesiges Miehm ist und ein niederländischer Dialekt ist

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>>69477087
>Noorwegen bestaat

>>69477314
>Miriamhurensohn will was von Miehms erzählen

Gette dir mal 1 lyfe du spassti

>>69476164
that thing is not well happen

>>69476164

do not announce english being your second language, make a small mistake, fight against grammar nazies and hecklers

announce the language as not your own, some things are being let to slide
there

Sorry 4 bad england ;DDDD

Its intimidating to speak foreign language with natives. They judge you

>>69477448
Thets right!

>>69477484
but we don't, since literally every foreigner speaks english so we're used to it

>>69477484
I don't really judge foreigners, but I do pressure them into doing tongue twisters and reading tricky things so I can giggle at them.

>>69477484
>Its
*judges you*

>>69477566
thats just laziness. i use to do that a lot sadly.

>>69477484
it would be hypocritical of a monolingual anglo to judge you since you're making an effort to speak his language but he's not making any effort to speak yours.

>>69477626
>thats
*judges you*

Just joking, yea you're right I always do that and so do a lot of people until it becomes habit. I'm trying not to anymore because I end up doing it in my work/uni stuff too which isn't ideal.

>>69477484
this is one of my biggest fear when i try to speak German, since i know it is nowhere near as good as my English and that is also not super perfect, and it is known that Germans are very picky and the term grammar-nazi exists for a reason.

although i really love when somebody try to speak Hungarian which is a rare phenomenon but absolutely adorable, and even encourage them to do it since it makes my heart a bit warmer

>>69477872
Budapesht, anon

>>69476164
ive never understood this, foreigners say it all the time

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>type something fast
>accidentaly write a ñ

>>69476223
Yeah, clearly this. I used to do this with French when I was younger, because I wanted people to reassure me it was good. Obviously I'm a grown-up now, so if I make a mistake, they can live with it.

>>69476164
this is not my story lol

>>69478001
there is ñothing more adorable :3

>>69478174
Any english here?
Is this correct?
>Will watch it later on.

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Hello

Sorry for my bad English

Please, I need clarification. :(

Sorry for my dad English

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>>69478294

You lot are rather mean. I thought I could learn something here.

I apologize for my bad English and the inconveniences it must surely give to you all, my good sirs.

>>69478174
It's actuaññy next to the l

>>69476164
sorry for bad english

>>69478174
>ñothing
omg are you goñña die añoñ?

>>69476164
Written =/= spoken, at least in my case. My "natively spoken English" is only inside my head. What come's out from my mouth is a total nightmare.

¿QUÉ? NOU ENTENDER VERY MUCHO LO QUE YOU SAY

>>69479612
That's because you are a total nightmare and everything you've eve been good at is all inside your head

>>69483652
On the flipside, so are all the horrible things.

Hello (sorry for my bad english!)

haha
(sorr y for bad london) :p

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>>69476307
die

sorry for my bad english. I'm anaspeptic, trasmotic, even capunctuous to cause you such pericobobulations.

>>69483382
No hablo espany no speakdie el spanky
wachat do you juant ved datu senior

>>69476164
London is a capital of Great Britain

>>69484283
Thanks m8.

>tfw you will never speak another language
Eh, the best I can do is fuck with tourists by pretending that I don't understand them.
Nothing better than that look of disappointment on the eyes of a French backpacker as you ask them to repeat themselves for the third time.

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>sorry for bad English I am French


Yeah, no shit