Let's say the entire world came together and decided that

English because half the world already speaks it and its not as hard to learn as chink speak

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>>69469508
Mandarin
>why
It's one of the most beautiful languages on earth.

No bias here.

Esperanto, so we all have to learn something.

>>69469508
Latin
>neutral in the sense that it doesn't belong to any current country
>has a great number of texts already
>patrician as fuck

C

Artificial language based on fuzzy logic with as unambiguous syntax as possible.

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>>69469508
English is the only answer, we are already taking over the Nordic countries. Embrace the Anglosphere.

>>69469508
Greek for its historical value and symbolism.

British English as a practical choice.

Esperanto

>>69469580
fuckerino lo memeino languageino*

*to be read in the most nasal and obnoxious voice possible

>>69471167
kek I don't know a lick of Esperanto but if we have to learn one, why not make it artifical?

>>69471217
Designing conlangs is a fun passtime but let's be honest most of them are shit, and few are as shit as Esperanto, the original meme language. It's like a wind-up toy pidgin of Italian and Czech that is impossible to take seriously, and it's only made better by the asspain displayed by Esperantists on the Internet when you point this out.

>>69469559
There are over 100k characters in Chinese.Stupid people like Africans and Americans won't be able to learn it.

Latin

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>>69471316
>>69471167
Eternal anglo detected

>>69471332
Most Chinese don't know Mandarin in its entirety either.

And they're just as stupid.

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>>69471608

Por lo menos el español es una lengua útil y muy extendida, a diferencia de "lo idiomino ridikulinoj de pakotillojovn" hablado por cuatro autistas

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If dubs we all learn ithkuil

>>69471666
My friend,you should read up on this thing called Reading Comprehension and IQ

Lingua latina est neutra, pulchra et facilis; magnum numerum librorum habet.

>>69471938
Recte, lingua latina non est ardua, ut saepe affirmant, neque molestia.

>>69469508
english of course.

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>>69471332
>using a logographic writing system in 2017
>intelligent

>>69471856
>IQ
China basis it's test results on a few major cities.

Your either mainland Chinese or you've never dealt with them (which would be impossible).

>>69472130
Traditore della patria

>>69472197
I'm Singaporean.We put all our students through an IQ test,so its accurate

English because it's superior to literally every other language.

>>69472357
So you're British.

Welcome.