If an American ever comes over to my house and asks for cream

>>69465938
If they say cream, they want to suck your FUCKING cock. If they say creamer, they want cream. If they say milk, they want milk.

>>69465938
>be in the states
>american asks how i'd like my coffee
>i say "white and one"
>she bert-stares me and asks "wut"

I still don't even know what half-and-half is. Just use fucking milk I'm not buying 2 different products you weird cunts.

>>69466173
PS - This was in a house not a cafe. If I'm in a cafe I'll just order something normal. Except a Flat White, because they don't know what they are either.

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>American comes to my home
>Asks for Pizza Pie
shit, do they want pizzas or pies?

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>>69466217
They want a 'go 'za

>>69466217
It's a pie with pizza filling. Like pizza pockets.

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>American asks me for a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
u-uh ok, if thats what you want

>>69465938
>>69466132
This. We don't really us the word cream here for drinks, you see it sometimes in certain cooking recipes {heavy cream} but that's about it.

>>69465938
They most likely want half and half.

>>69466173
It's half milk half creamer. You don't have to buy two separate products they come premixed in one container.

>>69466329
>>69467688
is "cream" actually "cream"?

>>69466234
>pizza filling
Wot m8