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Describe a day in the life of the cunt above.
I'll start with USA cause why not.
>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot
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>be british
>get raped by pakis
>tell police
>get jailed for racism
>can't shoot yourself because no guns
>masturbate to a picture of her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth II
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>>69452936
Masturbating to HRH would be very uncouth.
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>>69452936
>be American
>drive 1hr 30 mins to nearest Mart
>"still faster and more efficient than walking 1 mile" you think
>the numerous speed bumps on the endless sub-urban roads cause your sphincter to relax
>you're confident that your ability to fight on like the founding fathers allows you to endure the hardships of this trip
>arrive in the 15mile x 15 mile parking lot
>the endless looping around the parking lot causes your sphincter to get anxious
>"Gosh darn it when will I get to the fricking Mart!" you start to think
>finally find a proper space for your car
>however your All-American™ fighting spirit and strength is fast drained by your ever-relaxing sphincter
>can't even properly park the car, the fight against the tea-tax tyranny of your sphincter is coming to a messy end
>"If I can just get to the Mart like my grandad got to Berlin!" you think
>Sphincter releases a massive, high-fructore corn syrup fueled shart
>"This is my personal 9/11" you think
>prostate on the car lot so that your compatriots can see your moment of shame and anguish, for you have failed all free men and all democratic peoples everywhere
>bald eagles shed a single tear in unison
>Barack HUSSIEN Obama (aka B.O.) outlaws shartriotism
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sure is butthurt in here
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>>69453126
>nothing interesting in your dream
>nothing with some coffe
>boring drive to work
>nothing
>boring drive to home(maybe not so boring, you see a bear)
>some hockey on tv
>drink yourself to sleep, also some gay stuff if you are not alone.
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>>69453384
>wake up
>eat govyazhi anusi
>go to 2ch /pol/
>make thread about hohols
>pure shitpost with pig pictures
>fap to little pony
>eat grechka s huicami
>browse /int/
>sleep
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@69452561
@69453087
not a pixel
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>>69453500
something about potassium
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>>69454441
>walk out of your favela home
>fall down
Seriously how do you get in those things
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