What's wrong with Europe? My cousin recently got back from

>>69449169
That's life, people don't run everywhere and fake smile at you.

Europe is the mexico of eurasia

>>69449169
>waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you

Are you a baby?

>>69449169
whats wrong with you are you a fucking child that you need company when you eat?

>and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.


Good.

>>69449169
I don't get it.
what's your complaint?

>>69449317
Also this, it's so annoying when the waiter comes every five minutes asking if everything is fine

If we need water or bread we just ask the waiter to come

>>69449169
>and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.
wut?

>>69449253
What do you do if you want another drink? Play hide and seek with the waiter and look around the restaurant for him? Or do you just go in the kitchen and get one yourself?

>>69449169
>waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.
We're not overgrown babies that need care 24/7
>the businesses close for hours
Wow it's almost as if people are human beings and not just here to cater to your every whim because you have money
Fuck you and your degenerate, soulless culture. I hope your country disintegrates.

>>69449414
No refills in most of Europe

>>69449358
American need a little tap on the back and someone saying "is everything ok with your food?" every 5mns to feel reassured

>>69449414
you raise your hand when she goes around and order another one

>>69449169

that's right AND DON'T COME BACK you filthy guiri!!!

>>69449414
>What do you do if you want another drink?
you order a new drink

>Play hide and seek with the waiter and look around the restaurant for him?
do you honestly think it's difficult to spot the fucking waiter?

>being this 12
are you 8?

>>69449169
We don't walk slowly

>>69449169
>and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.
I think i'd like that

>>69449675
this

fucking every 10 seconds in an american dining establishment "HOWS YOUR MEAL GOING??" *overpours water*

>>69449169
>are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.

Germans hate fake friendliness. Main reason why wal mart failed

>>69449784
you are american

*closes tab*

>>69449853
Germans hate friendliness in general

>>69449169
>the food is terrible
They could have injected high-fructose corn syrup into everything if he had asked

>>69449883
americans are canadians

>>69449885
the first thing you see when you meet an anglo are his teeth.

they always have this dumb, silly smile on their faces

>>69449853
Remember.
>One issue was the chanting. Walmart employees are required to start their shifts by engaging in group chants and stretching exercises, a practice intended to build morale and instill loyalty. Fiendish as it sounds, Walmart employees are required to stand in formation and chant, “WALMART! WALMART! WALMART!” while performing synchronized group calisthenics.

>>69449169

>the Spanish go on siesta in the afternoon and all of the businesses close for hours

nice meme

some do but theres no way all businesses or even most close for hours for "siesta". siesta is actually a farmer thing ffs

>>69450074
>Physical Jerks

>>69450092
nose chabón, pero aca los supermercados cierran de 2 a 5 de la tarde, y cuando fui a españa era igual.
y esa es la hora de la siesta.

>>69450092
She was in the Castile area

She also said businesses didn't open on Sunday

>>69450167

yo estoy en madrid y no me suena. a lo mejor en andalucia que son unos vagos

"chabon"

>>69450190
thats true most close on sunday, however im in madrid and they dont close for siesta kek

>>69450190
>Americans in charge of respecting the day of our lord and savior Jesus Christ

>>69450190
castile is the equivalent to your flyover states so it may be though

>>69449169
>americans need help when eating
I don't think I could make this shit up myself, holy fuck

Quality bait from a murrican? That's new

>>69450245
en el centro no, no seas pelotudo.
pero en los barrios si.

Why was I born in this stupid burgershart country.

>>69450042
>anglos are nice
as diaspora I guarantee this is utter bullshit

but they are backstabby
they pretend to befriend you and backstab you

>>69450867
>as diaspora

what are you then?

>>69450867
>they are backstabby
the single thing i hate the most about them.

In the Netherlands people tend to walk really fast. My city Utrecht is actually the fastest walking city in the world they say. But Amsterdam is filled with tourists so it's hard to get anywhere without people walking in front of your feet.

>>69450190
Only slaves work on Sundays in Europe

>>69451289
Do niggas walk slow as fuck in your country too? I'm always pissed off having to walk around oblivious slow negros

>food is terrible
Compared to what? American "cuisine" that might aswell be literal turds packed with sugar, saturated fats and high fructose corn syrup?

>>69452093
It's mostly the dumb white american and british tourists that really annoy me

>LMAAOO LET'S GET FOCKING DRUNK TUNIGHT
>EEEEH WERE IN AMSTERDAM HOOKERS AND COKE AM I RIGHT?

Also why the fuck can't people understand THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING WALK ON THE BICYCLE LANES

Dear god the British and the Americans are just as bad as the chinese when it comes to public manners.

I seriously hate how Amsterdam has degenerated into a giant fuckfest where all the biggest idiots of the world come together to be incredibly annoying.

>>69452903
In Canada all the bike lanes are on the street so I wasn't used to sidewalk ones

>>69449414
Call out to the waiter when they pass near you. No place for autists in cafés, sorry man

>>69452903
I'm talking about the black people in your country. Do they walk slow or not?

>>69449351
I fucking hate it. In London they do that all the time.

>>69450190
>businesses open on sunday in America
How does it feel to be literal slaves to corporations?

>>69449169
It's true for Spain, France and Germany. But the Netherlands and scandinavia are not like that

>>69452903
>YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING WALK ON THE BICYCLE LANES

you shouldn't put them on the fucking sidewalk if you don't want me walking on them

>>69449169
>waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food
what the fuck do you want them to do ?

>>69453201
Black people are surprisingly well-behaved here thanks to our good friend Leopold "need a hand?"the Second
I have been noticing an influx of nigger culture lately though
Keep your degeneracy on your own clay pls

>>69453381
On Sundays they get a break to go to a sake preacher or pray towards San Bernardino

>>69453218
They do it in busy restaurants to pester you to finish up and leave faster. Spaniards from my recollection tend to hang around for hours after their meal talking and not ordering anything extra. This takes up a table and loses the owner money.

>>69453670
You talking about hip hop thug culture? Remove American TV channels from Belgium I guess. I don't know how else for you to avoid it.

>>69453781
its called "sobremesa"
people let the food rest for some time after they finish eating, and talk
its what people usually do, spaniards would be surprised to hear that they actually want them to leave

>>69453781
>They do it in busy restaurants to pester you to finish up and leave faster.

Nope. In most places they were empty because it was during the middle of the week. They just approach you with their fake smile asking if everything it's ok. It happened to me in Greenwich, the City and Cannary Wharf.

>>69454016
yes well it's not tolerated in a busy restaurant where a couple of spaniards refusing to leave will cost the owner money

>>69454092
Are you from London?

>>69454048
but you admit that you had finished your meal and were just sitting there talking right? Even if it was not busy, owners don't want people just sitting there mooching a table without any food/drinks in front of them

>>69454123
far from it

>>69453970
Yup, American shows being aired here are pure cancer.
I never understood "le niggers are bad" meme until a few years ago since they usually are very docile and friendly here.
Most problems come from aggressive muslims

>>69452903
>I seriously hate how Amsterdam has degenerated into a giant fuckfest where all the biggest idiots of the world come together to be incredibly annoying.

what the fuck did you guys think was going to happen when you legalized weed and hookers?

>>69454229
Then don't talk about what you don't know.

>>69454184
Many times I was just finishing my first course, and I was alone most of the time. And btw, most of the brtibongers were much more slower, having one course and chatting with their coworkers while having one drink when I usually had two. Btw, most of the time waiters were surprised because I left large tips. Even an italian girl asked me if I was ok with that. Jesus, didn't know you were so scottish.

>>69454184
Why? Is he closing or something?
>No costumers
>Table is not gonna wear out from some guys sitting there

>>69452523
>might aswell be

>>69454256
I haven't even watched TV in years. It's mostly mind polluting propaganda tbqh.

Most the niggers here are god awful and the most entitled obnoxious cunts you can ever meet.

I can see why in small numbers they keep a low profile in Belgium but wait till they are in higher numbers like your muslim population

>>69454475
so you would go into a shop and just stand there talking to friends for a hour without buying anything?

>>69454425
>you have to be from london to understand UK dining etiquette

>>69454634
I'm talking about London and my experience with dozens of restaurants. I went to Milton Keynes and they were normal over there. And London is like 50% non english anyway.

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>>69449169
> she said that everybody walks really slowly, the Spanish go on siesta in the afternoon and all of the businesses close for hours, the food is terrible, everybody rides bikes, and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.

2/10

For the effort, but not more because of the overall lack of originality.

>>69454634
I think you quoted the wrong person.

>>69449169

> food is terrible

Only in the Netherlands.

> everybody rides bikes

Only in the Netherlands.

Spain has excellent food, and Germany is pretty good too if you love meat.

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>>69455104
>> everybody rides bikes
>Only in the Netherlands.

Our siesta is a custom which comes from Andalucía. There is a very warm and dry weather, so, people used to sleep in the afternoon.

>>69449675
exactly, this is one of the best parts of europe. Here we get some autist who asks 'How ya doin' when you're in the middle of chewing.

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>>69455169

This doesn't happen elsewhere.

>>69449784
You forgot:
>is never there when you actually do need water because they're busy sucking another customer's dick

>>69455228

Best part is that most of Europe doesn't have completely sperged out tipping culture for waiters.

>>69455228
>"Hiii, my name is Kathy, I'll be the one taking your order"
I cringe every time

I do like that British/European culture seems to acknowledge the fact that some jobs are shit and you don't need to pretend that you are happy or care about working it.

>>69449169
>the Spanish go on siesta in the afternoon and all of the businesses close for hours
Not true

>>69455697
Small business do for two hours and then they re-open at 16:00 or 16:30. In big cities like Barcelona or Madrid is different.

>>69455043
heatenings

>>69455697
True in the south.Although they will reopen from 17 till 21

>>69455423
Jesus, it's disgusting and crazy at the same time...

>>69456496
no, 1 000 000 cars per day going through one street is disgusting

>>69450402
Fuck off then faggot.

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>>69449240
India is the Brazil of Eurasia

>>69455104
> food is terrible
How come we're the second biggest agricultural exporter in the world then senpai

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So what you saying is, Americans have to work at sundays?

Oh good hearty kek will do for this. Have fun corporate slaves.

>>69449169
Europeans are so self obsessed they think friendliness is awful. The very idea of friendly people angers them.

>>69456620
Because you already know you can't prepare anything edible with what grows on your ground so you give up altogether and sell the raw materials

>>69456164
I live in the south and I haven't seen it.

>Amerifat goes to europe expecting it to be the exact same thing

lel why are you guys so fucking dumb?

>>69449169
>and she said that everybody walks really slowly

Isn't it great? People are relaxed, they have time to live.

>the Spanish go on siesta in the afternoon

A charming custom

>and all of the businesses close for hours

An inconvenience indeed, but worth the charm of siesta.

>the food is terrible

Outright lies, Spanish food is great, only Italian is better. And when I was in Amsterdam, food was good too. If you don't like Dutch food they have thousands of restaurants serving food all over the world. Dunno about Germany.

>everybody rides bikes

Which is great. Good for fitness, good for clean air.

>and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.

What does "check on you" even mean?

>>69449414
>What do you do if you want another drink?

Rise your arm to have waiter notice you or address a passing waiter with "We'd like to order something else".

>>69457638
>Raise your arm
Like you're asking the teacher a question in elementary school?

>>69457751
Yes.
Or like when you ask the professor a question in college.

>>69457751

more or less so

>Turkey
>Europe

WHY DOESNT FUCKING MENA TAKE TURKEY, THEY ARE FUCKING NOT EUROPEAN RIEEEE

>>69457751
if you are not completely retarded it works on a more charming way than the nazi salute.

>>69452903
>Also why the fuck can't people understand THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING WALK ON THE BICYCLE LANES


fucking this, Chinese tourists are the worst at this

>>69449169
>everybody walks really slowly
Buy/rent a bicycle

>the food is terrible
You mean healthy?

>everybody rides bikes
Faster than cars in most cities

>and waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.

There is a lady at the bathroom that can change your diaper for a euro

>>69452903
>Also why the fuck can't people understand THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING WALK ON THE BICYCLE LANES


This

>>69457581
>what does "check on you" even mean

Americans are autistic in nature, so the waiter has to do a routine check to see if the customers are behaving and not sharting in the chairs and things like that.

>you will never be Spanish
Feels malo familia

>>69449169
When you guys are going to understand that lunch time here is sacred? And no, we don't lunch at 12 or 1 am.

>>69464032
When do you eat lunch?

>>69449169
>the food is terrible
kek, she should have gone to McDonald's if that's what quality means for her

>>69464515
2-3pm

Siesta is a god tier costume.

>>69449169
Spain has one of the best food cultures in Europe, Netherlands and Germany maybe not so much, but I don't think any country in Western Europe has bad quality food per se.

>>69456620
Flowers aren't food, De Jong.

>>69457638
>>69457751
Eye contact can work too.

>>69453670
>Leopold "need a hand?"the Second
Oh Christ, my sides are in orbit.

>>69449169
>It's a sharter embarasses himself on /int/ again/thread.

>>69449169
>American tourist
>I wuz teh most importants cuz I haz dollars
(You)

>>69454265
Not the OR, but weed isn't legal. If you start to walk around and be annoying with it, it's taken from you and in certain areas you'll get a fine. But it's tolerated.

>>69449414
You are not an infant, convey to the waiter you want their attention. There are several ways to do this, subtly signal with your hand sometimes combined with your voice or facial expression.

In europe you're generally left to dine in peace without waiters pestering you.

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>>69449169
America is so 3rd world the waiters get minimum wage (muh freedom), so they're forced to cuddle the customers to the point where they'll offer to jerk you off under the table in the hope that you'll leave a tip, thus allowing them to have enough money to afford bread and go on another day

>>69449169
>siesta

Why do Anglos call our lunch break "siesta"? Serious question. People assume we fall into a coma during that time but we're actually eating.

Same with small businesses that close. They're having lunch and a "sobremesa", not sleeping.

>>69469827
They get below minimum wage, the Jew employer almost doesn't pay them and relies on the customers' """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""kindness""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" to pay them through the tips

>>69449169
>businesses close for hours
yes from 14:00 to 16:30-17:00
>the food is terrible
subjetive and food is really good here, some tourist scams r horrible
>everybody rides bikes
lol not here
>waiters at restaurants are only there to bring you your food and never check on you.
they not live 4 the tips average tip here is 2 euro=2'5 dollars not the 15-20% like u

>>69454475
What did he mean by this?

>>69470663
Spanish waiters are very good tho.

>>69471172
in lots of places and when isn't full of people, in some tourist places r not that good

>>69471212
I love to shit on Spain as much as the next guy but Francebro has a point, the hospitality industry in Spain is very good as a whole. A 2-star hotel here is always decent; abroad it can be a real gamble.

>>69471819
I'm not talking about the hospitality industry, but just average waiters in restaurants, bars, chiringuitos or whatever.
Most are seasonal workers but often good.

>>69472768
I know. I've taught at a hospitality school and waiters, cooks, sommeliers, hotel directors, etc. are usually taught in the same institution and learn a common set of skills, that is why the standards are quire good overall. Many of them are seasonal workers but most have taken some brief course (unemployed people have access to free vocational training)

>>69472971
i've never been to Spain, a lot of Poles goes there for vacation, is it a tourist trap? I mean the southern coast? would it be better to visit the north coast for quality beach relaxation? The water there is probably much colder tho.

>>69473537
Yes, the southern and eastern beaches are very tourist-trappy and not what I'd call quality tourism. I understand that's what people have come to expect from my country, but beach vacations are not what I would recommend. There are better and cheaper destinations for beaches/sun/relaxation than Spain tbqh and from what I've been seeing the tourism industry is working hard to move away from extensive low-revenue tourism and more towards high-revenue tourism (eco-tourism, cultural tourism, rural tourism and the like).

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>>69450190
>working on the day of the Lord

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>>69473733
I get it but I was looking for a quiet nice beaches and sun in a cuntree that is relatively safe.
I don't want rural tourism/eco-tourism, because I'm from a small villiage and I have it everyday.
I've been to Cuba and apart from this commie stuff it's a really nice country, nice beaches, people are super friendly and nice, it's relatively cheap (except flight costs), has nice cigars. I want something like that, a nice sunny and sandy place where I won't get allahuakbared and looked down for drinking liquor in public.

Pic: It's finally snowing, love it.

>>69473861

> tfw was a wagecuck a couple years back
> worked shift, so I worked on Sundays too

I'm convinced everyone with shift work quite literally has no life. Worse than NEETs, to be honest.

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>>69469827

Well, you know what happens when American restaurant owners pay their employees hourly.

>>69472971
Nice. It's the same here in France but still our waiters are not as nice as yours.

>>69470469
And cooking.

>>69474363
Go to the Altantic then (Portugal and Galicia). Book the flight when you are sure is going to be sunny, like a week before.

i bet this dumb fucking amerishit ate at mc donalds and then went back and whined about the food
americans also do this a lot: they get completely anal-devastated when they eat their first bite of real food, and realize that for their whole lives they have been eating american dogshit. when they go back to niggerland they have to keep a front or their fellow amerifat would call him an unpatriotic communist, so they go "y-yeah cletus, da food ova dere in yoorop was sheet..."

>>69468511
Tell that to the Germans.

>>69475568
I'm used to go to the Cabo de Gata (Almeria), nice beaches but some places like Las Negras are becoming quite crowded. Also I don't think our Polish friend would bear desertic climate kek.

>>69478330
I don't mind desertic climate if there's a sea, and a bit of a shadow. I don't like when it's hot and humid, hot and dry weather is ok.

>>69478501
Nice, so you could definitively go there. Btw if you respect local schedule (not going outside between 1pm to 5 pm) then you won't be bothered by sun.

>>69449169
We dont walk slowly, here they actually walk fucking fast.
Spanish people ARE lazy.
Businesses arent open 24/7.
One of the Most diverse food in the world.
Yes, we ride bikes, b cause we are not fat fucks.
We arent 12 year olds who constantly needs Attetion from the waitress. I honestly hate it when they keep checking on you.

>>69474493
Dont get me started on the "i'll sue you" mentality

>>69456956
Underrated post right here

>>69450074
you just made that up right?

>>69449169
>my cousin went to Europe and told me
My dad works at Nintendo and he says you're full of shit.

>>69481630
google it senpai

it's a whole real thing

>>69475603
Yes I'm sure that's exactly what happened

>>69481630
oh no, it's terribly real

>>69449169
What's wrong with America?

My cousin recently got back from visiting the US and she got shot as soon as she stepped out of the plane.

>>69449169
that's what happen when you have a good standard of living

>>69469827
Minumum wage is 5.15 or something like that here
Minimum wage for waiters and of other tipping jobs is 2.50

Waiters actually rely on tipping.