what the fuck happens at places like this? pic related is a

you drink,dance,talk,play billiard,fuck,drink and talk

for visualisation, document about average village night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9f0O1ohXtM

hmm

>>69424567
that building looks A LOT better in the thumbnail than it does when the image is expanded.

Strachanovica, absinth, Tatra tea.

I wasn't in such run down places but went to some clubs in Slovakia and got fucking wasted few times, Zlovaks are bros desu.

>>69424686
i'm picturing a bunch of hairy slavic dudes in track suits with mafia ties and a bunch of lanky slavic whores mingling

and me walking in as an american college student...

>*record scratch*

"h-hey guys i'll have a pivo please"

>long silence, a man walks up and says

"you can have my ex wife instead, she's waiting in the bathroom my american tourist friend"

in all seriousness, what you described sounds pretty comfy

>disco

holy shit

>>69424772
You have a vivid imgaination.

>>69424781
disco means party in slavia, or any event with music

>>69424772
mafia is not really that strong here, they all got purged in 90s by biggest mafia of all aka our government

>>69424781
disco=short for diskoteka, basically dancing with music xd

>>69424823
>diskoteka
>not a place where you store disks

how does your language work?

>>69424937
just like spanish from what i'm seeing

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>>69424719
so basically

>Get drunk
>fuck chubby gypsy queen
>get chased out of village by gypsy men
?

am i slovak now?

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>>69425011
yes, getting chased by gypsies is quintessential slovak experience, and then chasing gypsies with your nazi friends, its just magical

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>>69425057

>we hate gypsies
>we live with them in small, intimate villages and party with them at night

what am i missing here?

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>>69424772

>>69424567
shitskin sex tourists pick up eastern european 9+/10s

>>69425116
nah, gypsies live in separate communities and whites dont party with gypsies

>>69425143
may work in big cities, in rural shitholes you would legit get killed

>>69424719
is this what europeans listen to

>>69425223
Its fun song but the guy is most popular rapper in Slovakia so yeah i guess

If it's anything like here, get drunk, listen to shitty music, drink cheap alcohol, maybe some stabbing and fighting occasionally.

>>69425194
i don't doubt that but i doubt shitskins ever go outside of big cities anywhere

>>69425457
My city of 5k people has Turkish Kebab shop tho they speak Slovak so not sure how long they are here

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is this what a village grocery store looks like in slovakia?

>>69426504
yeah could be, but this one looks pretty odd, do you just browse random places in Slovakia on google maps?

>>69426553
This is American version of a vacation, b/c they dont get any free days anyway

>>69424772
>Cringe thread

Ok I lost

>>69424567
>what the fuck happens at places like this?
>says night club disco

American reading comprehension.

>>69425011
>>
>>Get drunk
>>fuck chubby gypsy queen
>>wake up married into a gypsy tribe
FTFY

>>6942000