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Let me tell you a story. It's a love story, a one sided love story between a burger and a mutant.
>was in a military academy for breaking too many eggs
>all men
>can't leave campus
>make international pals account because so lonely
>claim I need help with practicing Russian
>qt Ukrainian messages me
>we end up messaging for months
>she considers me her fucking boyfriend
>she fucking loves me.
>to me she's just someone to talk to that's not another male.
>ignore her for a bit.
>a week later get back on
>it was my bday that week
>her like whole fucking family baked me a cake with my name on it.
>her friends at school made a giant postcard with my name on it.
>they fucking had a party for my birthday.
Apparently me not responding broke her heart. It was getting too much and I just never logged back on. Still never went back on. But damn Ukrainians are pure as fuck
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>ukrainian
>ukrainians
>>>/x/
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I'm logging back in for the first time in two years to get the pics for proof
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I feel bad
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This isn't how I remembered it. I feel like an ass hole looking back
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>>69419822
I just checked, she unfriended me
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>>69419640
You are an idiot
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Holy shit
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you fucking idiot
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She wants your citizenship m8. And you fell for it hook,line and sinker.
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Christ man
Kinda feel sorry for you
Kinda feel sorry for her
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>>69419741
I don't care that she's a gold digger, she's super sweet.
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>>69419640
1.youre a goddamit idiot and you deserve getting trashed
2.shes probably doing this to get a green card, once she gets the green card she I'll bring her parents and then dump you over some rich guy or go for the BBC
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>>69419640
>meet girl online
>she considers you her bf before meeting you
she was insane, you were right to ignore her
pretty qt tho
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>>69419850
Happy Birthday Clayton
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WTF WHY ISN'T CLAYTON RESPONDING???
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That just made me feel sad as shit before going to bed, thanks Clayton
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>>69419640
clayton why
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This is where Clayton would have had his honeymoon, if he wasn't such an idiot.
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>>69423138
except he didn't, because he wasn't interested and it got weird.
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>>69419640
Clayton she was such a qt, try and get her back
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You're a fucking faggot, dude
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You're on a facebook page haha
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>>69419640
You're a fucking faggot, Clayton. You should an hero desu.
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>>69425079
REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REDDIT
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>>69425658
>has a Christmas tree on their flag
Not much better than a leaf but atleast people actually know what country we are
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>>69419640
Kill yourself
>>69425079
Kill yourself twice
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