>Afternoon, sir. We've received word that you recently

>>69375501
>blimey! How in the guvnas name did you find out?!

>>69375501
Ahahahaha

>>69375501
*cuts off your clothes with the knife and since you aren't armed to resist*
Heh, nothing personnel, cops...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODrtLAS0tFw&ab_channel=TOTALLYNUTSTV

>Be Britbong
>Put up xmas lights on MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE
>Get arrested

Glad we kicked you nanny state faggots out

>>69375501

Did you guys know that the British need a permit from the Queen before they're allowed to banter online?

>>69377093
meh, it's just paying something like a hundred quid a year for a license

>>69375501
>me: *whispers to self* oh baby TWO female officers hehe
>*break the door down and knock one out and pin the other on the ground*
>rape her
>she passes out
>rape the other one too
>lock them both in my basement
hehe

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Oi gals you have no permission to foking come in me house.

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>>69376988
>Glad we kicked you nanny state faggots out

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>>69375501
>>69376988
>Be brit
>Turn on the tv
>get arrested
Wew

>>69377212

Tiocfaidh ár lá

Its only a matter of time now

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>>69377194

>>69375501
>"Ok, I didn't know I needed a permit"

There. That would be my response. How would I do?

>>69375501
>The queen talking to any commoner

>>69375501
The Queen will die in two months time. Good luck.

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>>69381053
No she won't - having a cold doesn't mean she'll die

>>69379113
>its been 8 years

>>69382644
>44
kek wills it

>>69377194
>implying they wouldn't beat the shit out of a scrawny NEET.

I'd say they'd rape you, but they wouldn't have sex with you

stralia and uk are the biggest nanny states

>>69375501
I request to be handcuffed to give them a false sense of security then proceed to beat the shit out of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hhv_sEh3-E

Queen's gonna die within 3 months.
Heard it here first.

PS. This isn't a threat on her majesty the royal queen Elizabeth II's life, but a nosferatian prediction.

>>69377329
fuck off you knacker

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>>69377329
Fionn mac Cumhaill lend me yur strong