ITT: we pretend to be Italian Americans >bippity boppity why

>>69367110
CARM

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>>69367110
Mamma mia, that'sa spicy meat balla

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>he doesn't eat da gabagool at his mama's house

Maronn che fanook

>>69367110
I don't have a job and i live with my mom

I only buy my spaghetti from local shop. The owner is italian like me and our ancestors are from the same region. Can your believe it? All his products are self made and pesticide free.

EEEEY JOEY ZASSSSSA FUCK YOUR ASSS

>>69367110
my family all have addictive personalities, gamble away hundreds of dollars every week, and all smoke like chimneys. Likely they'll all die in our 50s and 60s. I do tons of favors for my mom but my bitch sister takes credit for it all and refuses to do fucking anything.

>>69367179
COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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Lamborghini

>>69371637
EYYY OHHH

BOHPITY BOBBITY LA SPAGHETTY!

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>>69367110
Eyh Joey! I don't know, yah know? Eyh.

>>69367110
zitto la bocca terrone

>>69367110
i know italian-aussies, they respect their heritage and never do autistic shit or pretend to actually be italian. maybe that's it.

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>>69367110
Ey OP, Where's da money you owe the mob

>>69371693
poor you, women are selfish

>>69367110
Because nobody cares about Argentina or knows much about them. Everyone is familiar with Americans thanks to our tv, movies, and other cultural products being exported around the world.