Why France is always fighting against Germany for liberte, egalite

that's why ^

>>69339937
i read yesterday that froggos put mistletoes in the door entrance and you kiss them when someone stands under it.

if you are a qt frog i may kiss you.

>>69339882
because we are the bad guys of the history, and French are the heroes and freedom fighters

>>69340713
t. Sören de Maiziere

Thank you France

>>69340750
Thank you based ANZAC!

>>69340713
This anon is entirely right.

>>69340750
>>69339882
You're welcome !

>>69339882
>Thank God, we have France in Europe
Well, you could had France everywhere in Europe if you hadn't freezed to death our Grande Armée back in time.

In Dutch history books Napoleon is often considered a good guy who reformed our government.

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how can anyone dislike these fine people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3iXz8Z4Egs

>>69339882
>Why France is always fighting against Germany for liberte, egalite and fraternite?
because you partitioned the only other country that was

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>>69341592
sorry

>>69339882
You dont know the frenchies dude. Frogs are way more imperialist than krauts.

>>69341808
Less than Amerifats

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>>69341850
wow i was literally just gonna post about how i like france

>>69341850
>Less than Amerifats

What a meme. You frogs are fucking cancer. How many times did you try to invade Iberia? 1000 times? Even the fucking celts who invaded the north of Spain came from Frogland.

>>69341917
We've fucked up once i have to admit
( search Sykes-Picot )

>>69341906
it's just banter

>>69342266
Come on dude... He'd never post that, he's a murican. Don't be a fool.

>>69339979
you don't do this in Germany?

>>69341612
that's because he was the good guy

>>69339882
>Russia complaining about totalitarianism

>>69342039
Keyword Sykes.

>>69342856
>same president for 12 years
its like the russian jew doesnt even hide from the people because he is same race as even they are!

>>69342814
No, that's anglo shit. We have our own traditions.

>>69343383
Its Celt.

>>69341906
> This flag
> Not trashing us at every single occasion possible

>>69339882
French Culture and Philosophy has been set up to destroy White Christian society ever since the revolution. No suprise here.

>>69339882
But, Germany has been tolerant for decades now and let in all the lovely foreigners

Why isn't Europe thanking them?

>>69343755
WE WUZZ CELTS

>>69339882

You don't know the frogs man.

I'm pretty sure we've lost more fleets and men fighting under some french commander than against them.

>>69339882
Just because a flag has the same colors as yours doesn't mean that you have to start kissing his ass. (Except if there are historical proof that you were buddies) Same goes to Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech Republic.

>>69344073
>The "invicible" Armada
>Trafalgar
You know why we lost so many ships my Latin friend. The eternal Anglo.

>>69339882
germans are innocent. the evil austrians are the guilty ones

>>69344115
>Slovenia,Slovakia,Czech Republic
Those are slavs, retard. We were one nation with slavs. And France used t be ours historical buddy.

>>69344176
Armada is incredible and is easily #1 this year, get real.

>>69344176

Yep, because you fucking suck at warfare.

Name one battle where the french won against the odds.

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>>69344342

>>69344342
A-are you serious?
There are a lot... Check your nearest European history book, please.

>>69343755
>French
>Celts

please stop this meme once and for all

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>>69344249
Are you sure about that?
Most of the Slav nations are distancing themselves from you country and are trying to remove as much as they can contact with your country (except your loyal dog Belarusia) And France was more of a guy that was in the same boat as you during the war.

>>69339882
Dunno. Krauts should have specialised in making classical music, cars, beer and intercontinental missiles, while we took care of philosophy, literature (along with sister Russia), law, cheese and wine.

No WW1, no WW2. And no pseudo philosophical bullshit (lgbtq+..) coming from Americans trying to invent something new on their own.

>>69344342
lmao there are so many of them. but I see you're one of those autists who hate France. You're always the most retarded ones.
the battle of trafalgar was never meant to be a battle, it was litarally an escape attempt to bring ships to our west inidies islands. the commanders know the crews were to inexperimented to conduct a battle. It was literally nothing more that mexicans hopping the border, half of them got caught by the border patrol. That's it. Brits milk this shit as an important event, it isn't AT ALL.

>>69340713
>because we are the bad guys of the history, and French are the heroes and freedom fighters
But who decide who are the bad guys? A winners, rich people, a religion perhaps?

>>69344396

This can't be true, and fighting against yourself doesn't count.

>>69341917
Without France you would still be speaking arabic while bowing to Mecca. Ungrateful spaniard..

>>69340713
Building all your philosophy upon racialist theories and "muh germanic clans are better and can exterminate others" does not play any part in it right? How more delusional could you be?

I don't like those "values", they excuse and justify the colonization of France.

But I also dislike Germany.

>>69344049
>>69344432
You know it's true.

Gaulish blood in my veins.

>>69339882
french doesn't like france
foreigner likes france

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>>69344342
>this very post
>Spain

>>69344993
good englich friend

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Merci France et dieu vous garde