>mom wants me to start paying rent >she also wants me

You are a young, able-bodied United Statian man, that shouldn't be too hard.

>>69327212
>mom wants me to start paying rent

holy shit, do w*sterners really hate their childer that much?

>>69327358
>tfw no loving Bulgarian family to adopt me

>white people problems

my mom wants me to become a guerilla and kill chinks at the border but I don't wanna die

>>69327212
How old?

>>69327358
aww look at this awchicoochi bulgy baby

>>69327212
Wow how awful!!!!

A grown adult male is expected to pull his weight instead of shitposting on 4chan all day!

HORRIFYING. Call child services, I know they cater to children all the way up to 28 in these awful cases of abuse.

>>69328116
lol stfu stupid normie and pay for my neetbux :^)

>>69328152
your mom and dad are the ones who pays for your neetbux though

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>>69328215
>mom

>>69328257
Two dads?

That's rough, Australibro. Surely it's not an uncommon occurrence though?

>>69328257
our moms work, m8

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>>69327212
>baby boomers

>my mom wants me to save up money to buy my own place
>raised the price of tendies from 5 GBP to 10

>>69328750
But you don't get any money from the government.

That's your mom and dad who pay for the chicken tenders from Costco. Show some respect to them, don't call them Wagies you ungrateful brat!

>>69328895
Stop posting frogs.

Look up a resume template and get started sending it out to local fastfood establishments.
Your mom isn't going to be very happy if her special boy spends another year at home on 4chan.

>>69327940
ill let you live with me, if you arent a faggot

>>69328090
is it trying to communicate?

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>mom wants me to pay for some of the groceries

>>69329016
whooosa cutie whittle bulgy baby?? ju are!

>>69328750
Horrible post

>>69328023
I like your mom.

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>tfw 28 and living with family in perfect harmony
I lived 5 years by myself, though.

>>69329435
So you failed at being independent?

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>>69327212
>get a job and save
>mum takes a huge chunk of it
>finally decide to move
>"this is how you repay me after years of raising you"