Reasons to love Germany
>best engineering
>strong jawlines
>superior bred
>medieval towns
>autobahn
>best fetish porn
>trains run on time
>mydirtyhobby
>black forest
>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
>big beer mugs with handles
>currywurst
That is why you should love Germany
>>69308358
I want to. But they all seem to be cucks.
>>69308358
Reasons to hate Germany
>hurr nazi
>muh 6 unknorillion
>d'uh Merkel
yep, better to love Germany
Also good at football
>>69308358
Is there a lot of crime in the black forest
>>69308358
would agree with most of those except for
>trains run on time
that one's actually just incorrect tBh
>Anglo defending Germany
i-is this some kind of ruse?
Happy new year :3
>>69314346
Happy new year turkey :3
>>69314346
>>69314571
N-now kiss.
>>69308358
>trains run on time
Our trains have become a running joke, and it's not running on time. Constantly late, air conditioning that breaks as soon as the outside temperature exceeds 30°C, trains completely cancelled as soon as it's a little frozen over outside, brand new trains or tracks reduced in speed because retroactively a fault is discovered that could've been avoided from the beginning.
We're building a brand new 300 km/h ICE track through half of Germany right now and our next generation ICE trains will be limited to 240 km/h to save energy and reduce emissions. It's all a fucking mess.
>>69308358
Britain has lots of reasons to be loved too desu