>"so anon, tell me, whose party are you going to

>>69292005
To a friend ones

>inb4 normies out

Are you testing me, bitch?

Who the fuck are you? Get out of my car

>>69292005
You have hairy arms

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I literally just went through this a few hours ago, being fucking interrogated about why im not going out and what my """""friends""""" are doing. I was pretty fucking clearly not comfortable with the questions but they kept coming and I ended up the fucking bad guy for being rude

Its just me and my ol buddy Jack Daniels that's always there for me.

>>69292058
Is there a problem here?

>>69292061
Fuck me too bro, actually got into a big argument over it too lol

>>69292061
>Friends
Get off of 4chan normie

A friend's friend's house party, you should come with

>>69292138
Ok I'll take the plane

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>>69292005
I'm just gonna drink beer alone, in fact, I've already started, I'm probably gonna fall asleep before the fireworks even start

In new year all the family from all around gather in one place.We have a fiest,talk about things we did this year and in 00:00 we shoot the fireworks

>>69292058
So

>>69292005
>first family
>house party
>another house party
>a "dub"
I don't feel like going to any of them desu

Visit family, just that. I enjoy being with them.

>>69292058
not at all like your animaciones japonesas, pendejo?

>>69292005
Heading to Turin right now

>>69292058
>mexican sees real woman for first time in life that isn't a chinese cartoon

>>69292744

What is going on there

No party, just fireworks

>>69292765
I have seen women, I'm not arab. They just don't talk to me.

>>69292005
I'm fucking my gf tonight. Wanna join?

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>It's midnight anon...are you gonna kiss me or what?

>>69292855

I would join

>>69292855
Yeah me too bro, we gonna plug that bitch

>>69292005
Shut up slut! *punches you in the face* Hahaha, befitting of a slut, would you not say? DIEEEEEEE *stomps on your face until you're dead* Well!? Any other normie roastie scum wanna step to me? Hahaha, come the fuck on and get what you deserve!!!

>>69292890
I'll take "Or What" for 400 please

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>>69292890
Beautiful girl.

>>69293037
Too bad she got #blacked

>>69292005
One where the girls shave their arms you fucking 2/10

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>>69292058
>>69293131
>these low-test betas

>>69292005
>>69293131
And just for the record

Find someone else to grab your pussy as gentlemen such as me don't care for pre-maritial sex like most sluts and whores of my lost generation

>>69292005

A friend's party, 30 or so people.

>inb4 get out normie

>>69293175
They can't be serious, right?

>>69292005
>Parties
Being a friendless virgin is the new trend, get with the times, roastie

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>tfw I'll be alone at home

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DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!
IT DON'T WANT TO FEEL ANYMORE
MAKE MY LONELINESS END PLEASE

>>69293075
Is that a pornstar or some sort of internet celebrity with a black bf?

>>69293217
I don't bro, I just don't know anymore

Hair is the mark of fertility

>>69293304
I mean I'm pretty indifferent about it, but do they think women are another species or something?

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>>69293336
They might as well be cause I can't fucking understand them

I am joining the cultured homeless elite in an orgy behind the supermarket dumpster

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>>69293278

>>69292005
Yeah i'm blasting reggaeton all night.. wanna come?

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I'm partying with /a/, my arbitrary Waveform Generator, oscilloscopes, and liquor and you know what? I couldn't be fucking happier.

>>69293397
wtf is r/a/dio anyway, does someone just play a bunch of Anime OPs or something?

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>>69293360
STOP THIS!!
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO GO AND GET ME ONE OF THOSE REALYSMALLFOAMYBEERs™ LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE DOING TONIGHT IN TOWN

>>69292005
I was invited somewhere but I turned them down.

Spending New Year's eve with people other than your family is retarded

>>69293397
After acoustic experiments on uni i hate these

>>69293662
this

I'm going to a club with some friends.
Any tips on how to score there? I'm a kissless virgin and I really want to lose my V card today.

I'm with my parents and computer

Was going to a house party but it's full of 00's and I have no means of transport

>>69293397
very nice anon

>>69293864
This

Was actually planning on having a quiet night alone but I got an invitation from a friend.

The p-party on /int/

>>69292005
To my gf's party

Going to this pretty big party in town called Claydrum.
Tickets were 32 yuros so I'm expecting something good.

>>69293662
/word

>>69293967
same
i'm at my parents house for the weekend and wanted to just chill with them but an old friend is hosting a party so i thought why not

>>69292005
The one in my pants. Do you want an invite?

>>69292005
yours.

>>69292198
This, instead of beer, its going to be rum

>>69292890
>>69293037
She looks like a pig

me and friend wanted to drink beer and play fifa at my house, in the end 5 more people bandwagoned

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Oh I ain't going to no party darling

>>69292005
Hah jokes on you i already got piss drunk with friendsyesterday

>>69292005

>"I-I'm not going to a party, I'll just hang out at home"

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Welp, another year lone

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>>69292005
Just an mdma orgy

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>>69293075

>claim something on the internet
>without actually providing proof

Yeah, like anyone's going to believe an Australian on 4chan.

>>69295985
It's on blacked.com dude, look it up

>>69294568
>Aussie
>gun

Wew lad, I hope you like your stay in jail tonight.

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>>69296062
Shut the fuck up

no party, I am a human garbage and I want a satellite to crash in my room while I'm asleep, but the odds are low

>>69296067
>implying he's still alive

>>69292005
a lan party

>>69292005
Some random girl invited my friend to a party and he invited me. I don't know if I'll go. I've already bought some yummy stuff and alcohol and downloaded some films.

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>>69293289
>>69295985
I guess that's her bf

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>>69296684
The (You)s are back

>>69296737
Really ? give me (you)s so I can check

>>69296655

Do you actually have anything to back that up?

If taking pictures with guys was enough to claim they were their boyfriends, by that account I have over a dozen girlfriends.

>>69296754
(Toi)
à ton tour

>>69296780
I'm only assuming because she looks pretty white-trashy with lots of tatoos and her thumbnail pic on insta she's hugged with a black guy

>>69296911
Her reddit username is inthenameofkittens btw

My own you faggot, unlike you i actually have the balls to invite people over.

>going out

I spend it with my family from my mother's side and we stay until 5 am

>>69296911
>>69296963

I stand corrected. She is white trash.

Never let it be said that I couldn't acknowledge being wrong.

Shame though.

Natural blonde with green eyes and freckles and she's a coalburning shit.

>>69295830
Just fuck this shit. I'll never do it again. The aftermath are fucking disgusting.

>>69297171

Kill yourself.

>>69292005
I went to a bar with a mate, but he left early when a female such as yourself called

On the taxi now

r8

>>69293798
>Any tips on how to score there? I'm a kissless virgin and I really want to lose my V card today.
Yes, I also go to 4chan for advice on picking up women.
Exude confidence, bee urself, take the initiative to approach, but don't be too forward, touch them when it's appropriate, and if someone asks you too dance, you should probably dance and not storm out of the club like an autistic faggot (e.g. me).

>>69297131
I feel almost normal after. But i live near the Netherlands.

>>69292005
mum's

>>69292005
>partying
I'm just watching TV alone

>going to parties for new years

Westerners confirmed for normies

>>69292005
nazi party

>>69293798
You retarded fuck you're not in Sweden you're in fucking Italy you're not gonna lose your v card anytime soon

>>69302206
>>69302323
for heck sake CP-pole, just stop there alright???

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>>69292005
>mfw

I'm hosting my own, I'm fun like that.

>>69292005
friends place, gonna smoke up into the new year's.

worried about what to wear though. Been told i lack a dress sense and there might be hot girls

>>69292034
Same here.
>normies in

>>69292890
No thanks

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Not, tonight...I listen sad traditional italian song and drink

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>tfw went to a new years party at the end of 2015 for the first time
>only went, because my parents got invited and didn't want to leave me alone
>at the party
>it is one of their work friends
>in some house in the countryside
>I don't want to be there so quickly walk off and go to sit in some bushes
>spend the entire night sitting in the bushes
>if anyone gets too close make a loud firework noise so people think I am fireworks and don't get too close
>when the big fancy new years fireworks happen close my eyes and start crying because I will have to leave the bush soon and find my parents
>30 minutes later climb out of the bush
>a couple of people see me
>shout 'A FIREWORK WENT I HAD TO PUT IT OUT HAHA' and run away
>found my parents eventually
>they got annoyed at me for not socialising

I'm at my grandma's in a small comfy town

>>69303582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_dkWsQvQ5A

>>69292890
clean that shit off your face then we'll talk

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>New Year's Eve
>fapped to a generic american porn

>>69292005
Ahaha, you know, my own, where I'll get to meet myself and I.
It's not like my friends cancelled our new years plans only a few days ago, haha

None of my buddies are in town, and a few of them are in a wedding for a non-mutual friend anyways. Got some good gin and gonna vidya my shit up fám

>>69292005
I would join your party, but I'm already with friends in a bit more than one hour.

>>69305604
Ferpiss dich

>>69294076
>32 euros is much money
Poorfag

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Why do normies pretend to like parties? It's noisy, full of too many people (usually mostly strangers), usually late at night so you're a bit sleepy, there's no privacy, people judge you if you eat too much, people judge you if you leave too early (so you have to sit there suffering for hours on end), and worst of all you're expected to """"socialize"""" even though you don 't know anyone and have nothing to say and you're really stressed out. Everything about parties is absolutely awful, I'm getting upset just writing this post.

>>69292058
>he doesnt like light hair in arms
dont you talk shit about my portuguesas

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Going to solo queue in an unpopular moba and get a relatively early night.
I'll try get a 3DPD of my own come 2017, but not tonight.
Call an Garda Síochána, I don't give a fuck.

feels good there are people in the world going through same misery as me

>>69307367
nothing like this happens at all

at parties everyone is drunk and epic bantz often take place in that state

memories for life

>>69307635
That's exactly what every party I've ever seen looked like.

>>69292005
*look the floor and remain silent like an autist

>>69307695
I guess thats just different culture

party without alcochol on new years is not a party, I'd hate these to If I was on one like that tqbh

>>69293397
Sounds cool. I hope you have fun.

I'm on my way, sort of regret

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Will probably sit downstairs with the family to watch the countdown then come back to my room a few minutes after. Like every year.

>>69293864
Parents must be cool.
>>69293970
Yes
>>69293977
Sounds nice

it's 40°C outside I'm going to stay in my room with my air conditioner

>>69296129
Its ok anon.

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>>69292005
wait, are you guys seriously not goin to a party for new years?

>>69308082
Where would I go? Brother's out of the country and my friends forgot I exist.

>>69308082
t.chad

>>69308233
>my friends forgot I exist.

Same here, I think it's time to get a gf for srs
they are all with their gf's so, that might be a solution

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>>69308233
>my friends forgot I exist
why would you let your friends forget about you
>>69308328
not quite m8

>>69308403
If you need to actively prevent them from forgetting you, they were never your friends in the first place.

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>>69292112
>living in a land of delicious brandies
>drinks American slop made of corn and raisins

Who else /drunk in the afternoon/ here?
Your drink of choice for the day?
Mine: Orloff Cranberry. Brazilian "vodka" brand, drank barely 1/4th of the bottle and typing turned into quantum physics.

>>69309387
NyQuil, does that count? Am sick with the flu. Make sure you get your shots, anons!

>>69309472
Is that one of those cough syrups that get you high? If so, you're having a better time than me! Rock on, Hans.

>>69292005
I am at my friends party.

>>69292005
>well there's this one party in town but they're just people I knew from highschool
>Let's just spend new years the two of us

>inb4 fedora/vape post

>>69309695
Why are you posting in 4chan instead of talking with girls

>>69310046
All the girls are girlfriends of my friend and his other friends.

>>69292005
dunno yet