In a few hours annoying Aussies will make annoying threads making fun of Europeans and Burgers living in the past.
It's inevitable, like every year.
Move to New Zealand then
>Aussies will die earlier than burgers and Yuropoors
>Not going into 2017 kicking and screaming
Who here second-to-last or last time zone?
>>69290112
>Live in the future
>Don't warn us about 9/11
Honestly fuck the roos
>>69290205
Why the fuck would we?
>>69290112
Australians are the gayest people on earth
>>69290134
And you will die earlier than everyone else, albanian
>>69290112
This wasn't going to happen until you just insinuated it
>>69290419
Is that a threat Mr.living with cobras
>>69290257
thtats not vert nice proxy-man
>>69290112
Oh boy, some crazy shit has happened to America, but since Amerifats are since assholes to us, I'm not gonna tell you. You'll just have to wait and accept your fate.
>>69290871
>Amerifats are such assholes to us
Fuck that I'm practically an Aussieboo.
I bet all these cocksuckers live in California and can't handle banter, need their safe spaces with weed and NO GUNS
>>69290218
I thought we were friends
>>69290257
No, we are. Being gay is so common here that bith rates are collapsing.
>>69290920
>>69290944
t. can't handle the bantz
And every year the media is going to report that it is already new year in New Zealand. Fuck this day. I want to go to work.
>>69290920
I like that one Japanese propaganda picture that shows the Australian soldier on the front line and back in Australia they have an American soldier getting out of bed with a young woman.
The funny thing is that that actually happened with a buddy of mine's grandfather. He fought in the Pacific and was on a naval base in Australia and he met his Australian wife there and moved her back to the states.
>>69290205
They tried with Pearl Harbor and we didn't listen, why try again?