Brazil is not "Latino", stop associating us with those

>>69278808
Si me entiendes y usas ' entonces eres latino
:^)

>>69278853
Sorry I don't speak taco

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>>69278808
you are right
you are literally an african country

An interesting thread had to die for you to post this shit OP

>>69278808
I really want to know what that says

>>69278808

kek.

>>69280676
a fucking shit joke that is hard to explain

I love Brazil.

>>69280676
Assar = to bake
Sino = bell
Assassino = assassin

>>69280619
>/int/
>interesting thread
lol

Is it mango season in Brazil?

>>69281955
starts in january

>>69282032
I was askin because I ate brazilian mango today. Sooo good.

>>69282032
1,25€ per one mango on sale. Must be cheaper there I think.

>>69282077

here mangos fall of the trees in their season; we have so many of them.
and i don't like it.

>>69282077
you can buy them pretty much year round tho. They are incredibly plentiful and grow in backyards, streets etc.

I don't really enjoy mango to be honest

>>69282255
I love mangos, I am trying to plant a mango from a mango seed.

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>>69282255
>i don't like it

>>69282379
Not same as here then, mango is expensive rarity.

>>69282392

does your climate allow it?

>>69282396

funny, huh? i really don't appreciate it.

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>>69282255
>i don't like it
kindly kill yourself

>>69282379
The fuck is wrong with you? Mangoes are literally the best fruits.

>>69282392
Mango trees can't grow in frozen wastelands.

>>69282428
I have read it could grow indoors as a houseplant.

>>69282467

it is a big ass tree.
do you have enough space?

>>69282451
I know. At least I could try to have a mango houseplant so I could have spirit of Brazil.

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>>69282537

forgot the pic

>>69282537
I have lots of space :D

>>69282451
>implying bananas aren't better
inb4 meme

>>69282236
>>69282415
1,25€ per mango here would be a total rip off

>>69282684
I thought so. It is a sale price here :(

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>>69282576

really?
for this kind of tree?

>>69282739
No. I will cut it if it gets too big.

>>69280676
No you don't. Believe me

>>69282739
That's a fucking big tree :D

>>69282739
I can see delicious mangos hanging from it.

>>69282739
most mango trees don't grow this large.

>>69282730
well, i'm sorry to hear that

>>69282777

i'm just imagining here.
how?
>depend on how you cut this tree, you will kill it;
>it needs a lot of sunlight, and you live in a photophobic land;
>it demands plenty of space;
>it won't endure harsh cold weather;
>it demands plenty of water;
>and you want to cultivate it indoors.

if you manage to do that, you be like the king of this tree.

>>69282255
Whats it like having a vagina?

>>69278808
could you translat the pic

>>69278808
> Brasil
> Be mixed with niggers and Amerindians
> Huehue we latinos now, you are like jamaica with borders

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:^)

>>69282855

small trees don't give good mangos as the big ones, also; i'm used to this big ones, i rarely saw smaller ones.

>>69282875
I read they have mango as houseplant here. Only problem that I could think is that the winter is so dark.

>>69282875
>>69282777
size is manageable. It depends on lots of things, including how fertile is the soil.

The required lighting might prove more challenging

Overall, i don't think it's impossible, just very demanding and costy

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>>69282794
Quatro você.

>>69282939
How do you eat them? I just tear off the skin with my hands and eat it like that, but it's super messy.

>>69282891
green : why are you cooking the bell?
orange: i am not cooking i am roasting
gree: my god
orange:what caraio
green: you're a an assassin


assar or assando means roasting and bell means sino
assa sino = assassin

>>69282996
You tear off the skin and slice it with a knife. It helps if you have a plate so you don't do a mess.

>>69282996

yes, we eat it like that; messy, but better.
and we like to take them by throwing mangos that fall in the ground in the mangos that are hanging in the tree; or by using a big stick.

>>69282939

Yes, but assume he manages it. What's better? pay 1,25€ per mango or have a lifetime supply of inferior quality?

>>69278808
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY PAPI

>>69283058
Americans don't have the patience to prepare food.
>>69283064
nice

>>69282916
Why don't we simply take over USA and Canadá?

>>69283085
I think these houseplant mangos don't even produce mangos, they are just for decoration.

>>69283035
incredible

>>69278808
Eu ri com essa imagem, mas seu fio é uma merda.

>>69283131
did you understand??

>>69278961
so is Verucruz

>>69283137
A conversa sobre mangas está mais interessante que as bostas que os americanos e os anglos postam.

>>69283085

true enough.
but i still see it as a miracle to grow mangos.
i'd be impressed to see it.

>>69283126

pls, share pictures of this.

>>69283123
>implying it isn't through demographics

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>>69278808
ia ter m4is+ valor comedico se o larajna não falase nada
t. memepro

>>69283101
>Americans don't have the patience to prepare food.

Aw man, I lived in New Mexico for a while, and I noticed that. Everything is pure gold in your country, except for food. Your food is shit and you seriously need a revolution to change this.

Anyways, you can see it as a therapy, preparing food can make you feel relaxed, but we're talking about slicing a mango, aren't we?

>>69283207
merdapostagem irônica ainda é merdapostagem
t. faxineiro

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>>69283188
It's 3 years old mango.

>>69283211
No. It's fine the way it is. If you wanna help then start a company where you peel/cut mangoes then package them in plastic.

>>69283180
Está.

>>69283126
Likely. Still, mango trees are beautiful.

>>69283211
Even american chocolate tastes like vomit. Literally.

>>69283285
omg she looks so sad

>>69283297
Yes. And exotic.

>>69283297
Hershey's uses sour milk. Just a difference in taste.

>>69283285

wow, not even close.
you won't see mango in those >>69283085.
you'll end up paying for them.

>>69283340
Maybe it is missing brazilian sun!

>>69283377
praise the sun amigo

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>>69283294
Are you sure? Imagine something you love, like... Idk, let's say buffalo wings. You love buffalo wings, it's like heaven in your mouth, but there's a problem: You eat like a fucking pig and BWW is poison, and everytime you eat it you end up feeling bad after, physically and psychologically.

Now imagine something that tastes as good as BWW, but it's healthy and you can eat it daily like a fucking whale. That's how I eat, and it's way cheaper than junk food.

>If you wanna help then start a company where you peel/cut mangoes then package them in plastic

I chuckled a little bit.

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I had to choose between mango from Peru or Brazil so I chose this mango from Brazil.

>>69283514
>If you wanna help then start a company where you peel/cut mangoes then package them in plastic

>I chuckled a little bit.

Honestly, that's not a bad idea. Why chuckle?

>>69283525
Even though i don't like, i know that's a decent looking mango. Have you tried the peruvian one?

>>69283571
Never tried. This was the first mango I ate. Peru sounded scary so I bought brazilian one.

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>>69283525

not the good one though.
those ones are better.

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>>69283571
I found this alien inside it.

>>69283571
I chuckled because he's treating food the same way as any other industrialized product, like, automatic stuff.

I find it cute tbqh.

>>69283664
what is this

>>69283709
The seed inside mango!

>>69283709

the seed, man!
g-zus!

>>69280676
>Dude, what are you cooking?
>I'm not cooking, I'm roasting it
>Oh my god
>What?
>You're an bell roaster/assassin

It's funny because in portuguese bell roaster sounds the same as assassin.

>>69283768
nunca abri a semente xd

>>69283655
Well, i'll hand it to you. That looks way better. But it seems like a different variety.

>>69283605
Were they the same price?

>>69283664
that was inside the seed?

>>69283684
As long as people are paying for it...

>>69283836
They were same price, but I wanted brazilian mango. That was inside seed, I read the seed will grow better if open it first.

>>69283836

genetically modified, expensive as fuck.
even here.

>>69283655
We have only this 1 mango sold here.

>>69283906

Cool! Hope it grows well and healthy.

>>69283926
They sure look so.

>>69284068
I hope so too. Have to wait 1 month maybe!