>be americans >invent computers >get outcomputered by

>>69263145
Do you have something against ushanka? Do you? No? Say louder. No? No? Why do you cry? Stop crying. That's better.

>>69263145
Americans didn't invent computers though.
Neumann (German) and Turing (Brit) did.

>>69263145

Americans didn't invent computers.

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>>69263145
>russians in hoodies and ushanka hats
>ushanka hats
I want this part to be true but I know it's not.

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>>69263145
>americans invent octopuses
>a bunch of bydlos use them against them
can't make this shit up

>>69263228
>>69263238
Haven't you heard? Americans invented everything since all inventors had visited america at one point :DD

>>69263228
He probably means the modern PC, OSs, Microprocessors, etc.

Also Turing was more software/theory.

>>69263228
That's not true, Steven Jobs masterfully crafted and invented my Macbook, such lies are typical of lagdroids

But the French invented the Internet.

>>69263307
What "news" site is this from?

>invent computers
Not even close.

>>69263393
>tfw Syrians invented the computer

>>69263393
>Macbook
How much is one of those in Sudan?

>>69263425
express.co.uk

>>69263467
jk mister, they're too expensive I am running a hackintosh on my PC, Mac OS X is literally free

>>69263228
Babbage, Zuse, Turing, Neumann... it's pointless to attribute the computer to any one individual.

>>69263519
That's cool. I was going to say they are expensive here with tariffs it has to be insane.

>>69263619
Well to give you an idea, earlier there was a regular Iphone 7 256GB going for the equivalent of 900 US Dollars in the used facebook market

Macbooks and Ipad Pros? So stratospheric I couldn't give you an honest quote t.b.h.

>>69263228
Neumann was a hungarian jew

>>69263700
Holy shit that's a lot.

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>>69263145
I know it was falce flag alexsey

>>69263705
And ridiculously intelligent

>dividing two eight-digit numbers in his head by 6
>defeating the first computer prototype in calculations
>coming up with the implosion idea for the Plutonium bomb, Fat Man
>plunging fearlessly into every imaginable mathematical discipline, Pure, Applied and some Physics
>was working on a mathematical theory of the structure of the human brain
>tried to alter the global climate by painting the polar ice caps blue
>come up with nearly the entire field of game theory with Oskar Morgenstern, before Nash came up with his brilliant equilibrium
>loved dirty jokes, fast cars and would stare at secretaries exposed legs for long periods of time

In the end, died from radiation exposure at the Manhattan Project, RIP, the most brilliant of the almost superhuman Hungarian-Jew emigres around WW2

>>69263901
But people buy them, here or during Holidays, the income inequality is real, I would personally dishone any family member who doesn't buy android

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-P1BiHZTg

>>69263705
I don't get why people don't understand this.

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>>69263705
>>69263991
>>69264810
> Did someone say intelligent hungarian jew?

>>69263303
These are very popular, and hackers aint no exception.

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>>69263145
>outcomputered

Better luck next time, slugheads