>in america it's illegal to hold snow and grass

>>69238856
Even if that's true it's not like anyone is going to enforce it

it is in direct violation of everything we stand for

>>69238856
damn right

>>69238881
When I visited the USA I got in trouble with the cops because I opened all my car doors near a deciduous trees

>>69238856

>in america it's illegal to colect rainwater in your own property

>>69238975
this is true

>>69238975
Let's see them try to get over my mosquito moat and enforce that!

>in portugal it's illegal to be taller than 180cm

>>69238856
In Saskatchewan is illegal to paint your own ladder.

why do anglos have such ridiculous "law"?

>>69240458
It is needed to keep population under controller

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>in texas you can hang a man if he steals your horse

>tfw police show up for holding snow and grass
>had to tip the police
>got shot anyways

>>69242317
Did you forget to clap?

>>69238975

no it isnt

I worked on a guys property and he had me move rainwater barrels he had set up under drainspouts

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>>69238856
LAND OF THE FREE
AMMMEEERRRIIIKKAAAAAA

>>69238856

I don't get what the big deal is, why would you have both anyway? You'd obviously be doing something wrong.

>>69238856
>in america it's illegal to be over 6ft tall because they need that airspace for government drones

>>69238856
>in america it's illegal to cough towards the flag

>>69240458
if you give the anglo an inch he'll take a mile

>>69244025
this

>>69244025
WILL NOT BE INFRINGED

If Anglo wearing body armor, he was arrested for illegal protection from the police shooting?

>>69245046
im gonna arrest you for declaring war on the english language with that post

>>69245046
depends, is he black?

>>69238972
Jesus fuck why would you be so STUPID as to do that

How long were you in jail? Or were you just immediately deported?

>>69242607
You're an accomplice to illegal activity

>>69242607
>people commit crimes and are sometimes/often not punished
I once shoplifted and wasn't caught therefore shoplifting is not illegal.

>>69240458
Ten dumb laws a year keeps the populous in fear

>>69246317
*legal

>>69238972
They should have shot you.

>>69238975
Depends on what area.

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>>69238856
Call the police, I don't give a fuck

I googled holding snow and grass in the same hand and got this thread
what

>>69246999
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

>>69246999
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>69246999
holy shit wanna get shot before 2017?

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>>69246999

>>69242607
Different by state. Rain barrels are illegal in Colorado because rednecks inevitably use it as an excuse to store so much rainwater it fucks with farmers 2 states away.

>>69246999
Nice trips, terrorist

americans have these crazy laws because there were most likely incidents, crime incidents where the criminal couldn't get punished for what he did.
How do I know this? I read a book about this shit