>spanish is the autistic version of portuguese Whats the

>>69215155
Fi-

>>69215155
there is none, God's own language is perfect in every way

Dutch

Norwegian while Danish is the drunk version

English obviously.

It's the other way around m8, Portuguese is fucked

Dutch

>>69215155
Ukrainian and belarusian.

>>69215175
You have one, british english.

british english

Dutch

>>69215155
Also Dutch

icelandic

Serbian

They literally stole our language 150 years ago and gave it a turkroach tainted spin.

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>>69215155
>spanish is the autistic version of portuguese

I know, right?

>>69215155
You have that the other way around monkey.

>>69215155
Deletiño

American English

Azeri

>>69215155
frisian

Smh it's just our retarded brother that got stuck at grandma's house and now he can't manage to speak like a normal person

>>69215615
British English barely even qualifies as a dialect. For an actual English dialect see scots

>>69215155
Afrikaans.
The boeren literally simplified a language after a century of speaking and writing it.

>>69215155
Gaeilge

>>69215155
portuguese is the autistic version of galician in all honesty

Spanish spoken in Chile.

>>69218882
Home, se no fondo somos o mesmo
Tanto che gusta o galego ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv2ZmfDL7s8

Québécois

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>>69215155
what is it with loserphones pretending that spanish is the fucked up one and not the other way around

Dutch

>>69219840
i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWnOPXi_Qm8

>>69220153
German

>>69220349
cool
our anthem is better than spain imo
at least we have lyrics and pretty satisfying to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYQjHWzKLE

Australian English

i like spen

>>69215155
no, portuguese is the russian version of spanish

t. chicano that works with 3 brasucas

>>69224128
why russian

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>>69224128
You don't even know proper Russiantuguese if all you know is the Brazilian flavour, desu.

Also, Spanish feels like the trial version of Portuguese, where most sounds and nuances are locked away until you get the premium. Pic somewhat related - Portuguese on the left.

>>69221005
O que es reintegracionismo?

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>>69215155
>spanish is the autistic version of portuguese
Best known author from Spanish literature is Cervantes
Best known author form Portuguese literature is Paulo Coelho

>>69226540
>Cervantes
Spanish author Miguel de Cervantes once called Portuguese "the sweet and gracious language"
That Cervantes?

>>69215155
Ukranian
It sounds like redneck's russian

portugese was a failed abortion

Portuguese is just glorified Galician.

Austrians and Bavarians speak fairly weird.

>>69227185
100 years ago you'd have been right.

But Franco fucked it up, and now they have the retard lispy accent.

>>69227185
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reintegrationism

Que dizem os rumorosos
na costa verdegente,
ao raio transparente
do prácido luar?
Que dizem os altos picos
de escura folhagem arpada
com o seu bem compassado
monótono fungar?

Do teu verdor cingido.
de de benignos atroas,
confim dos verdes castros
e valeroso são,
não dês ao esquecimento
da injúria o rude rancor;
desperta do teu sono
Fogar de Breogán.

Os bons e generosos
a nossa voz entendem
e com arroubo atendem
o nosso rouco som,
mas só os ignorantes
e salvagens e duros,
imbecis e escuros não nos entendem,não.

Os tempos são chegados
dos bardos das idades
que as vossas vaguidades
cumprido fim terão;
pois,onde quiseres,gigante
a nossa voz pregoa
a redenção da boa
Nação de Breogán.

Turkish.
Kekekekeke.

>>69227042
I thought they were just redneck Russians?

To answer op, New York and Boston are the absolute worst. Sound like total stupid inbred faggots, every last one.

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reminder that every neolatin language is the autistic version of italian

>>69227378
Boston is pretty bad.

NY can even sound a bit sly or distinct in the right conditions. A bit aggressive and whatnot, but it can work.

Bostonese is just retarded, though.

>>69217783
lets be honest for a moment both of our countries are autistic as fuck

>US Fahrenheit
>UK wrong side of the road

whenever we get called out on these thing we screech and start listing accomplishments

>>69227378
You thought right