At least 2016 didn't claim her... We must beat the Frenchies.

If dubs she dies before 2017

>>69197788

asshole

>>69197788
you fucking bastard

>>69197819
>>69197825
Don't worry meme magic doesn't exist. We'll have to see

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>>69197788

>>69197788
Fucking Quebec.

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>>69197788
Kys

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>>69197788
Based Jeanne will remain undefeated

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>>69197825
>>69197819
>>69197845
Do not doubt the powers of meme magic.

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>>69197788
killed by a refugee pls

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>>69197788
>maplenigger magic

>>69197788
if dubs she will live

>>69198041
if dubs, she will be ded

>>69198355

damn it Pierre, not you too!!!

>>69198355
if dubs you get another bataclan next year

>>69198383
If dubs, you get another earthquake

>>69198383

does 8383 count?

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>>69198401
Lucky bastards

>>69198409
want me to wish another battle of Gibraltar!?

kek she still needs 5 fucking years? jeanne calment was a miracle

>>69198421

yes please

>>69198464
k, no new battle of gibraltar for ya

If dubs, independent Madrid

if dubs italy get hit by earthquake again

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So the oldest man alive is a jew

>>69198486
>independent Madrid
GOD THIS PLS

literraly the last before 1900 ;_;

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>>69198544
HAVE IT, MAAAAAAAAAN

>>69198516
>muh patriarchy
>muh white privilege
>90% of longest living people are nonwhite females

>>69198544

bye, Scatalonians will be pissed you got independency first.

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>>69198544
>44

>>69198516
>tfw george soros will live another 28 years

>>69198569
thank you dubs wizard

>>69197696
She doesn't look that old, considering her age.

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>>69198652
What do you need

the party is not over yet

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>>69197788

>>69197788
hitler dubs, she'll live

>>69197788

LEAF
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A
F

>>69197696
if dubs, the refugees will bomb paris again

>>69197696
If dubs, she will die slowly for hours without the help of doctors or loved ones

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>>69201413

>>69198652
at some point you just stop aging
Jeanne Calment looked 80 and she was 122