/cum/

Ordering a cherry pepsi to get delivered to my house so I have a chaser for my rum

lol

WHITE GENOCIDE WHEN?

>you are banned for global rule 3 - posting garbage outside of /b/

Is there a more subtle neg than this one?

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/Mämmi

>>69161042
hope it was for lewdposting

>>69161018
I love British girls

>>69161018
what do i get for dinner at the store?

>>69161046
how do you pronounce this?

I always say "ma'am e"

>>69161042
I love it when janny gets mean with his bans. Makes ridiculing him more fun.

>>69161038
gay

if abortions are subsidized why isn't lasik?

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yank gf 2017

>>69161071
mammy.

>>69161088
lazik doesn't kill negros

>>69161062
Audrey Hepburn was Belgian though.

>>69161088
Because lasik doesn't absolve blacks of personal responsibility and encourage them to vote Democrat

thighs NOW

canadian bf 2017

>>69161105
please be in edmonton

>>69161105
You got money?

>>69161090
that's the goal

>>69161067

>>69161115
kansas city soon

>>69161120
soon, i got a job making $50k a year

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The only reason to visit the beach..

>>69161095
nope. talking with proxy anon about traveling to spain to improve my Spanish....if that aint int discussion than I am jesus

>>69161133
>$50k
>Rich
Anon I have something to tell you...

>>69161141
/cum/ is an English language general

You hear that people? No speaking Mexican in this generals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orTYukcEO0o

i cant tell why but this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

>>69161147
i can buy all the maple syrup you want anon.....

>>69161147
50k goes a lot further here than it does in Canada

>>69161159
be nice, you'll scare them off again

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I deleted all my pics of women's feet since people stopped being trolled by them and instead started getting horny. This is the best I can do.

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What's /cum/ listening to?

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>>69161166
>Charls in a wig

Even without the skit, it's always funny

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>>69161180
feet is a shit fetish
post leg

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>>69161190

>>69161180
gross.

>>69161180
Makes me want to vomit holy shit

>>69161190
The bitter discord of my life.

>>69161180
nothing about that is appealing

>>69161190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1pbqUdEemA

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>>69161149
cant get more english than speaking about shit in english

>>69161190
David Bowie, you -might- have heard of him

>>69161133
What job are you moving to KC for?

>>69161180
I think footjobs are hot as hell. It's more of a dominance thing, but I'm not a footfag per se. I don't like the feet themselves, but having a girl/boi slap my dick around with their feet never fails to get my rocks off.

69161180
Ebin xD
>>69161190
Not this shit.
That's for sure.

>>69161170
how much free healthcare or legal weed does it buy?

>>69161235
database analyst (meme job)

>>69161237
once had a jewish gf that gave me a footjob

lol

>>69161246
>legal weed
Trudeau will never legalize as long as the states don't. I don't care what he says, he cant stop kssing US ass

>>69161246
>"free"
>buying legal weed even in states where it's legal when you can buy it illegally cheaper then smoke it legally

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>Kodak Black

>>69161246
It thinks socialism is a sustainable system, adorable.

>>69161246
>muh """free""" healthcare
Have fun with that tax rate, faggot

>>69161247
wew

Are you getting insurance with it?

Trudeau, Obama and Michelle(Michael) Goldstein have gay orgies together

>>69161246
>how much free healthcare
Your healthcare is provided by your employer.
>legal weed
Weed isn't legal in Canada either. Not sure what you're implying.

>>69161255
I'm very jealous (of the Jewish part not necessarily the foot job part)

>>69161291
$79/month for network insurance

>>69161267
>tfw haven't listened to meme rap since 2011 so I don't know all these new meme rappers

After Chance the Rapper, I kind of just dropped off.

>>69161190
your mum cumming on my cock

>>69161315
>$79/month for network insurance
Health insurance

>>69161315
this nigga was doing a livestream in his shower and dropped the phone, showing the whole world his baby dick

>>69161312
Kwasny, Lipke, Hochman

theres nothing special. Jewish dads suck.

>>69161315
Kodaks not a meme rapper fool
He's better than pac and biggie combined, he said so himself

>hurt myself and have been house ridden for several days

well at least i'm married in stardew valley now

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Who /tropicalchristmas/ here?

>>69161260
>>69161261
there's sites like this that ship up to an ounce nationwide
https://farmacydispensary.com/delivery/
not on darknet or anything

>>69161291
>Have fun with that tax rate, faggot
2016 I made 30k and only paid sales taxes

>>69161330
the difference is you can only go to in-network doctors, which is why it's cheaper than normal health insurance

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>>69161315
All of the XXL freshmen are terrible.

>>69161346
>2016 almost 2017
>overpaying for shitty legal weed

I don't smoke anymore but when I did, at least I was smart about it.

>>69161348
Oh, OK. My bad

>>69161346
>being proud of being poor
Congrats

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>>69161345
Motherfucker

>house sitting for my brother in the ghetto
>rabid negros and Mexicans blaring music on a weekday
>didn't even clean his damn kitchen

Well at least I have sweet lady alcohol.

>>69161336
link?

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>I have a ton of shortbread cookies
>All out of Yorkshire tea

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>>69161239
>Not this shit.
>That's for sure.
Cretinous taste confirmed. Greatest American musicians of all time desu.

>>69161350
I swear herbs been a XXL freshman like 3 years in a row? What gives?
>>69161346
>tfw buddy has a card
Feels good man

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I'm sorry Baja

>>69161383
People forget he exists.

>>69161372
lmao wait until you have them blasting their bass boosted music from their trunks at 8am on the weekdays

>>69161385
It's too late.

>>69161379
Maybe your slut bf shouldn't have drank all the fucking tea then

>>69161379
>melted some chocolate in condensed milk
>poured it onto the shortbread that's on sale for ten cents a cookie

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Some one please tell me a bedtime story

Suck a fucking dick

>>69161340
Not sure what you meant by this

>>69161401
Once there was a very ugly anon. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

>>69161375
https://youtu.be/4Cph3B2aEpc
all over ig if you have it

>>69161401
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL).

After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. In Brady's 14 seasons as a starter,[a] the Patriots have earned six trips to the Super Bowl, the most for any quarterback in history, winning four titles.

Brady has won three Super Bowl MVP (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, and XLIX) and two league MVP awards (2007 and 2010), has been selected to 12 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (14) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the start of the 2016 season Brady was fifth all-time in career passing yards, tied for third in career touchdown passes, and sixth in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 22–9. He has won more playoff games than any other quarterback, and appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. His 204 combined regular season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Because of his accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history.[3][4][5][6]

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>>69161395
He doesn't drink tea

>>69161399
Is this tasty?
I think I'll try it

>>69161401
ok

>>69161350
lil yachty has a song that was big on /hoc/
only one I recognize

>>69161389
I'm planning on getting so drunk Armageddon couldn't wake me up.

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>tfw possible texting possible bf

such a great feel

>>69161415
oh my

i thought you were exaggerating but that really is a baby dick

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>>69161414
>>69161416
Those weren't very good stories

>>69161421
>he doesn't drink tea
Dump him, he's defective

>>69161437
Show him your smooth butt

>>69161437
is he cute?

>>69161350
denzel and paak are very good
i also like uzi and yachty but i guess not many people can say the same

>>69161421
I have some Yorkshire tea lad
I could give you some
Be right over

>>69161401
Once upon a time there was a boy. But he wasnt just a boy, he was the best boy, better than every other boys at the Sonic Fighting Academy. This boy went on to serve in the sonic militart and even fought Shadow the Hedgehog, but unfortunatly he was turned to the darkside by Shadow and killed Sonic

Don't smoke, the end

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>>69161401
Once upon a time, a boy was born. He was beautiful. He spent his youth being admired and wanted by all the girls.

As time passed he aged and his looks faded. He lost all his appeals and people started to hate him.

His mind warped, his body rotted, he endured many years of torment and self hate.

And then he killed himself.

And the world lived happily ever after.

>>69161413
(i've had a lot of jewish gf) (theyre just like any other girl)

(jewish dads are assholes)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SOMEONE POST THIGHS
I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN

>>69161421
it's probably the easiest way to make chocolate icing that's good, it's definitely tastier than cock and ass and you eat that

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>>69161449
He isn't defective

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>>69161478

>>69161442
How do you recover?

>>69161494
very good

>>69161494
would love to have my head crushed by those thighs

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>>69161449
i'm not a slut and my butt is not very smooth (yet)
>>69161457
he is

>>69161401
It's horrible. First they catch you in the woods. They kill you at a distance, or they trap you and then kill you up close. I've heard stories. They're horrific. Then they skin you, they prepare you, they shove all sorts of disgusting sludge into you--I don't know what it is, all I know is what I've seen--until you're, like, twice your original size. They seal you in this little chamber until you're thoroughly burned, but they want to keep you wet, so they sometimes take the juices that come out of you and spray them on you again. It's barbaric!

They put you on a sacrificial altar. You're surrounded by other sacrifices, animal and vegetable both, flayed alive and burned like you. They chant ceremoniously with hands linked and eyes closed. Then, the father departs...and comes back with a looooong knife...

And they dig in.

This is known among the humans as 'Thanksgiving.'

>>69161485
Eating ass is gross

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>>69161471
>>69161470
I just wanted a good story

>>69161509
>he's never munched a girl/boi's ass into orgasm

git gud

>>69161511
bitch I gave you one

>>69161486
>doesn't like tea
>isn't defective
I don't know...

>>69161507
>i'm not a slut and my butt is not very smooth (yet)
It's not slutty if you're sending it to a qt boy

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I always give fatties disgusted dirty looks. Are there a lot of fatties in your state/province?

Nobody has ever ate my ass before because you're mom won't do it.

>>69161535
>Louisiana

guess

Where's the foot kraut?

>>69161509
U srs? Eating ass is fucking great

>>69161535
Yes it is disgusting. i cannot go to a public place without seeing morbidly obese people, it pisses me off, it is not hard to stay relatively healthy

>>69161518
found the permavirgin weeb.

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>>69161532
It is absolutely slutty, slut

>>69161550
that's not a burn

>>69161568
You're dad likes to watch

Another night at the /cum/pfire
goodnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5xXZYxeNk

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Lads, I got a BJ from a dude over the weekend and it was the best orgasm I have ever had. Why is guy head so superior to girl head?

>>69161583
>your dad likes to watch your mom not eat my ass
k

>>69161566
Well, maybe you should wait until he's your bf

>>69161566
not if you do it cutely

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>>69161518
yucki ucki

>>69161532
Well I shouldn't have said like, I meant more he just never drinks tea

He told me he likes irish breakfast tea

>>69161560
No its gross and yucki and gross

>>69161591
maybe you're fucking gay

>>69161591
Guys know how to work a shaft, most of them do it every day of their life.

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American king.

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While being gay is fine, /cum/ has been filled with way too much homosex lately.

post hot girls

>>69161590
nn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smR2cuaPK4k

>>69161555
Isn't it one of the fattest states? You have my condolences.

>>69161564
Agreed. It's honestly not that hard to not stuff your face with cakes and pies every five minutes.

>>69161591
Because males are the superior sex

>>69161602
It is not yucki and gross

Ask your bf to clean out his ass and then eat it out. It's a beautiful thing

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>>69161602
Cummies?

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>>69161622
contribootying

join soon

>>69159950

>>69161591
it takes a man to know what a man wants

>>69161622
You can start anytime

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>tfw

>>69161596
see >>69161595 for better answer

gonna get drinks with him in the next few days :3

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>>69161622
THINN and tall girls are the best.

>>69161658
use protection

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>>69161632
No nuh uh not happening
butts were made to be cummied in not to be licked

>>69161658
Do it

And then show him your qt boibutt

>>69161658
Is Baja gone because of me?

>>69161681
where did you get this video of me?

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>>69161661
2d is best

>>69161672
>not licking your cummies out of your bf's ass
DO IT

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>>69161661
>best Emma will beat you up while she fucks you

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>tfw too virile to have sex with anyone but ovulating women

>>69161687
uhhh... *jumps out of window*

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>>69161702
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWW EWEWEWEWEW

>>69161713
You'll thank me if you do it

I can come up there and show you how to do it

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>>69161701
no

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>>69161713

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>go away for a couple days
>baja left
>/cum/ now a hotbed of homosex lewdity
Fuck's sake, you literal faggots.

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>>69161687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EsbeTriWSM

I want to visit Louisiana one day

>>69161681
reminder that if twerking gets you hard you're pretty much a chimp

>>69161737
>go to louisiana
>born on the bayou starts playing

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>>69161726
ew no yucki ucki!

>>69161730
gay GAY gay

>>69161701
I disagree.

>>69161703
>tfw

>>69161735
Want to watch anons mom not give me a rim job? His dad will be there.

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>>69161729
Let's face it, you and I both know 2d is superior in every way shape and form

Just wait until VR

reminder that south dakota wears leggings to stay warm

>>69161748
sexy long johns

>>69161735
>gets triggered by gays
I got same good news for you my friends :^)

>>69161661
Phenomenal post

>>69161755
LET ME LICK YOUR BP

>>69161762
XDDDDD

>>69161748
power stance needs some work

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>>69161765
absolutely not, and 3d girls are stronger at combating homosex

>>69161661
this is an extremely unattractive and non-aesthetic image.

>>69161756
this is a good pic

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lads

hehe

>>69161808
fake

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>>69161781

>>69161808
No....just stop

>>69161661
emma roberts is 5'2 and also my waifu you cannot have her

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>>69161818

>>69161808
Stupid SPIC

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>>69161827

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>aggressively side stares at you

>>69161808
Stop having a life, please

/cum/ gets weird otherwise

>>69161838
that's a man

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>>69161789
>Actually liking 3d

>>69161777
It's like normiegrill-tier posting.
>post boibutt
>eat semen out of your bf's ass
>ew yucki
>boipucci
Truly masterful trolling.

>>69161370
Jelly?

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>>69161836

I'd love to have a threesome with a qt girl and a qt trap.

>>69161862
What's the difference?

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>>69161851
>he likes 2d girls with no boobs to squeeze and that are impossible to cuddle with

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>>69161860

>>69161862
H-hi

>>69161871
i just love cute things

and putting my dick in it

the jews really fucked over google.

you can't research anything about Trump on google without having the 1st page filled with news articles slandering him.

reminder that BajaChan is lurking this thread RIGHT NOW

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>>69161880

>>69161890
>using jewgle instead of DDG

>>69161875
does the trap do you or you do it?
how does this work?

>>69161903
i can't put my dick in anime, anon

you being mean is kinda cute tho

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>>69161879
>2d girls with no boobs
Really nigga? How high are you my nigga?

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>>69161849

>>69161898
are you in your jammies in your bed lurking the lewdposting?

>>69161906
pls stop pls PLS

>>69161913
You do the work, like with a girl

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>>69161918
those aren't boobs, those are flat drawings that represent boobs, and they cannot be squeezed, you are the high one

>>69161922
>ywn suck on her tits and taste her laundry detergent

>buy cross country skis
>wont stop snowing
probably have to put down 2k on snowboard and pass

>>69161898
Stop making this so confusing. I want real Baja to come back.

>come home for Christmas to Florida
>ask dad if we can go clay shooting again because I was good at it last time we did it, it's fun, and me and my dad don't bond that well and it'll be something me him and my big brother can do together
>brother (who lives in California now) comes home, isn't interested in it and his gf came to visit us at home for a few days
>they decided to go to the beach instead because they "don't like guns"
>I see my fucking brother once a year because we live across the country but he's spending the day with his girlfriend he sees everyday

Why are people such fucking pussies? It's a weak shotgun for clay shooting and its fun as fuck. This country is doomed.

>>69161906
your recent overuse of this image has completely squandered any comedic value it once had

>>69161927
>pls stop pls PLS
Let me stay at your house until I can find an apartment

>>69161918
No, it's hi how are you, officer

>>69161945
you cant squeeze those boobs ether

>>69161952
I have a faggot brother too.

>lives 1 hour away from me
>i see him less than my brother that lives 30 hours away from me

>>69161954
I don't take meme advice from you

>>69161898
Thanks for making me finally filter Bajachan.

>>69161951
our regional flags are very different

me on the left

>>69161952
You sound like you couldn't shoot your way out of a wet paper bag.

>>69161965
i could sneak into her bedroom and squeeze her boobs in her sleep, you cant squeeze any anime girls boobs

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>>69161936
Here you go, anon. I know what you want.

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>>69161955
You're welcome to stay I suppose

Just don't touch me or my bf and we're fine

>>69161990
Fine

>>69161989
>no hot n' spicy

the fuck?

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>>69161981
KEK forgot pic

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>>69161945
I be high, but not as high as you my niggah. Faces the facts brother about 99% of the niggas here be digging the waifus and personally I respect that. I dig waifus too dog.

>>69161984
I want to ferment that

>>69161972
Clearly.

>>69161952
my sister is like that, and so are some of my other relatives.

also hard to get my Mom to do stuff outside of shopping and sitting around at home.

i just want to spend time with my family in an environment they can't stare at their phones.

>>69161982
Take me shooting then, I'd love to get good. Shooting is fun and guns are cool. I live in the city in the US that probably has the strictest gun control now but I think guns are fundamental to the American Spirit. I know you're trying to insult me (I'm not sure why) but I never claimed to be good at shooting. I just like it and thanks it's weird that people think going shooting for sport as a hobby is some great tabboo.

Have a great evening.

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>I be high, but not as high as you my niggah. Faces the facts brother about 99% of the niggas here be digging the waifus and personally I respect that. I dig waifus too dog.

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>>69161995
You're not going to be coming soon are you?

It might take a while to find a place and a job for you and I'd prefer to not spend too much on food for a bit, Christmas really busted my bank

>>69162035
No, it will be at least 3 years

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>ywn have a harem of cute /cum/ bois that you train to be submissive and sensitive to orgasm like in my hentai

>>69162034
looks like I won

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481514154782.webm

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>>69161945
Titcow general? Titcow general.

>>69161857
kind of

>>69162051
Y-you can train me

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>>69162058
anything that will combat the homosex

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>still awake
What is /cum/'s favorite tank?

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>>69162051
That doesn't sound appealing

>>69162067
>tfw canadians turn to sluts when you present them with maple syrup

I know where I'm going for spring break.

>>69162058
Sure, why not.

>>69162042
Oh oki doki

That's fine

>>69162056
>Wrong ending text font
That's kinda annoying

>>69162077
A fish tank

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>>69162051

i..um..uhhh...hehehhe

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>>69162058

>>69162089
What does your bf do?

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I hurt my leg

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>>69162090
I can't let my sleep schedule be ruined
>>69162096
That's kinda lame as fuck desu senpai

>>69162114
*kisses your leg*

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>>69162077

>>69162127

that kid ain't right

>>69162077
T-44/44-100 (dat gun and dem meme slopes)

And dat building upon the greatest tank of the war

>>69162114
to see if you still feel?

General Patton is overrated

>>69162141
t. Zionist

>>69162114
Have you ever considered eating your cat? Have you ever ate cat food?

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>>69162077
I liked the Leopard 1A5 a lot

>>69162108
He painted houses for a while but got laid off last year

Now he's studying to be a nurse

>>69162141
you have to go back

>>69162090
>12:34
Fuck off. What makes time zone is this. Do you post this garbage to piss me off. Fuck off

Trump is just trying to make his friends rich.

>>69162141
>>69162174
Who let the jews in?

>>69162134
>And dat building upon the greatest tank of the war
I didn't know it was built on the Sherman

>>69162077
tanks are so boring

>armor angled a new way

>we positioned our gas can in a way that it doesnt kill the entire crew on a glancing hit

>our cannon is bigger than the last cannon and we removed space for 2 soldiers to make room for more bigger shells

>>69162124
Didn't work desu

>>69162136
>>69162140
No NIN/Johnny. I fell off a boardwalk because of some ice

>>69162156
I don't own a cat

>>69162179
>>69162148
what a babe

would love plowing her until I passed out, buds

>>69162160
That sucks

Hope he makes it though

The Jews had nothing to do with 9/11

>>69162198
It was still an inside job

>>69162141
t. kike
>>69162184
I love my country but as far as medium tanks go...

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>>69162188
Maybe you find it boring because you actually don't know anything about it

>>69162056
Never really understood the purpose of the original video. Look out for kids making gun signs? And then what?

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>>69162193

George Soros is actually a really good guy if you don't think about it.

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>>69162191
I hurt my leg too, I took an arrow to the knee

I AM BECOME DEATH

>>69162225
>And then what?
Cunt slap that motherfucker and take away his PC so he can't play Doom

>>69162229
>if you don't think

>>69162056
i raffed but felt bad

>>69162225
beat them up harder

>>69162221
shut up

>Our treads are wider so they don't fall into bogs as easily

>We shrank the size of our cannon to fit more missiles and a 50c mg on top

>We figured out if you put chain link fence on the side of the tank that it will reduce fatality rates by 2%

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alright nerds wat is goin on around here?!?

>>69160962
>>69160962
>>69160962
Migrate when the time is right

Watching Prison Break on Netflix and there's not enough anal rape.

>>69162188
This. Planes > boats > tanks


>Muh gun and armor and gun and armor and gun and armor and gun and armor

Literally remedial school as far as war machines go.

>>69162081
thumbnail made me think she was wearing a military hat

very disappointed

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>>69162211
>as far as medium tanks go
Inb4 historical memes like it's gun being worthless or having no armor or catching on fire moreso than contemporary tanks even in late war

>>69162266
OITNB and Wentworth only got four stars because of this

>>69162077
one that goes vroom vroom and the top bit rotates separately from the bottom bit that can also rotate

i see them on parade day in the armies section

vroom vroom

>>69162225
link?

>>69162304
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/powerful-psa-video-shows-how-warning-signs-of-a-school-shooting-are-missed/2016/12/03/39459dda-b985-11e6-939c-91749443c5e5_video.html

>>69162267
>>69162261
Oh yeah? And what do planes have?
>muh wing shape
And god forbid ships
>muh larger guns

Now I wouldn't ever actually insult them; they also extremely interesting in their own rights but y'all just being retarde

>>69162211
>>69162284
do you play world of tanks

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This is japanese food in sinaloa

>>69162373
Are those qt hands?

Are you on a date lad?