Culturepals: New Years Resolution Edition. Eat big to get

first for hopeful British lay

Fizkult privet

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>>69160119

All qts love America, they want America to be great again!

>>69160304

Lmao no they don't

>>69160304
Hi, Rachel

I wonder if Indi finally killed himself

>>69160357

Are you speaking with girls who want to see the destruction of your country? It could work, if you tell them you're looking for a marriage visa to get out of the US.

>>69160369

Not Rachel, s-sorry.

>>69160435

no, I only talk to white educated girls

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>the female incarnation of a /cp/er

:/

I feel like I can get tits out of this. What do I say for maximum chance of nudes?

>>69160607
>hobbies
>urbanism
Send her some hiphop

>>69160607
>were you born my prince
tell her you're a knight in shining armor to take her away from the ravaged lands of russia

>>69160119
good lad

Trying this for the first time. I wonder how it'll go.

>>69161491

Be patient. Sometimes it takes a bit for results

>>69161491
not worth it anymore m8, theres barely anyone on anymore

Is south east Asians spamming every white guy a meme or does it actually happen? I stay logged in at the times they're most active and get nothing from them.

I'm a polak and I've been in Canada for 9 years now and I decided to finally learn some French. I would love to get some help from a Francophone.

>>69161647
It happens to me for sure. So I imagine it happens to everyone else.

>>69161675
Living here for 9 years without trying to learn French isn't bad. I've lived here all 22 years of my life and can't speak French because outside of Quebec you have absolutely zero reason to learn French.

>>69161647
its not a meme, just be white and just normal to decent looking

>Talk to American
>"Oh yeah, my ancestors are from your country"

Like I don't ree about it and get all autistic. But the "muh heritage" stuff gets a bit annoying. There's not much to say in return.

>>69161710
Well I'm a normal looking white guy from Canada. I get nothing from them. Not like that's a bad thing, but still.

>>69161751
>There's not much to say in return
That's a silly reason to get annoyed.

People say it in a desire to relate to you because they'll have some bastardized family culture from your country.

>>69161706
I put a lot of effort into improving my english and while I still have an accent it doesn't sound Polish at all so a lot of people assume I'm from QC. I want to learn just enough french to be able to pretend that I am actually from QC.

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>been picking up a little Russian over the years
>mark down I'm learning the language
>get messages from actual Russians wanting to help me with Russian if I can help them with English
why is this scary?

>>69161889
But they'll likely don't. At best they'll have a surname that other people I know will have. Which doesn't mean much at all.

I'm hardly going to be like "Oh yeah, Mcdonald? Well, a couple of years ago two people from the Mcdonalds jumped the fence to my garden and made off with some of the family sheep. In retaliation I mustered up the lads from the village and burnt all their fishing ships".

>>69161986
You sound a bit autistic, anon.

>>69161923
how do you help someone learn a language? like where do you begin?

>>69161923
Fear of the unknown? I get a little nervous at the same prospect myself.

>>69162033
How would you respond if someone was like "You're Canadian? Wow I'd love to visit some day, my ancestors are Canadian!"

>>69162044
I don't know. I think they want basic conversation to practice grammar or something, and someone to help explain a word or phrase they don't understand.

>>69162068
That and nervous I won't be helpful or will sound dumb since I only know a tiny bit of their language. Have you practiced with anyone?

>>69162079
I've mostly heard people say that who are from the states and they're usually mentioning a grandparent or parent. I ask if they know what province they were from and if they do sometimes it opens topic points.

>>69162117
I've added some folks on Skype, haven't talked to them (yet). I've written some French to others,and picked up some slang. I'm just here for correspondence and learning tБh. I think as long as you put in the effort and be honest, they'll understand and be willing to help. Above all, just remember these are strangers are halfway across the world, and they appreciate seeing someone else try and dabble in their language.

>>69162192
Maybe 4chan has soiled my perspective of foreigners and people. I expect them to hate me for some unclear reason.

Interpals seems to have people that actually want to learn on it. Thanks, anon. Think I'll give things a try.

>>69162360
Yeah, you can't make such a generalization towards foreigners, though I can see why. Thankfully I've never met someone from here on IP (at least I hope not.) Also, you should also know to be persistent, because you're not always gonna get work what you're looking for (i.e. you get people who are one and done - they give a reply and seem friendly but never respond). Also, what you're looking for isn't gonna come to you, you have to look for it.

>>69162360
Nobody else knows the >leaf meme

In fact, to most other people Canada is the more tolerant America. The place that has the cultural "cool" factor of America.
But with a bit of the classiness and politeness of Britain
And with the civility of Europe.

Obviously being Canadian you know that isn't the case. But to a foreigner, that's what Canada is.

>Logged in to a few random accounts using the leaked passwords and usernames

Being a girl on Interpals is a totall different experience. I logged into a Muslim girls and it was so strange watching someone being bombarded by all the Arabs that she normally would do, but not flirting with a single person. Most messages were to women though, too.

It's a strange experiment.

>>69163097
How'd you get them? When did this leak happen?

>>69163186
/michlleesh14

I done a bad thing.

>>69163220
top wew lad. Also
>Joined 14 years ago

Holy shit that's the oldest account I've seen yet. You only tamper with old, inactive accounts I take it?

>>69163284
The list that was posted applied only to ones from last year.

Generally, people were warned that their passwords were at risk, so advised to change them.

The problem is, if they haven't changed them, then whoever logs in first, gets to control the password. This may be the oldest Interpals account I've encountered though.

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Lads. This isn't a joke at all.

I logged in to some old mans account And I found shit like this.

What the fuck did I stumble upon

I'm freaking out.

>>69163523
This isn't anything like how CIA/FBI agents talk.

>>69163523
Wow it's like you're really trying to get every single one of us detained and interrogated. Nice knowing you guys.

>>69163620
>>69163578
This guy also got a warning from Interpals for spam and advertising.

That message is creepy as fuck though. The more I read it, the more it seems like a joke. But there's some strange stuff in these messages so God knows what.

I regret saying "nigger" so much in his profile now.

>>69163663
Regards -- The Matador.

>>69163523
Nice chuuni stuff.

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>>69163700
It continues.

There is more of this. But I probably should log out, before I get either knock on the door. Or someone smashing in my window.

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>>69163801
theyre roleplaying you dork

>tfw a Jap grill compliments me on my Japanese skill.
Bretty gud degozaru.

is it true that Interpals is dead?

>>69164087

it's been dead for about 2 years now m8
even before there was a general on int

>>69164095
well fuck you then because people get nudes from qts

>>69164112

but the quality of the women is not the same as 2010-2013

all that is left is solid 4/10s, women well below average of what their country has to offer

just search and see what the Norwegians, Swedes, French girls look like on this site.
And you may think the Ukranians that are left are good looking, but imagine what real normal Ukranian girls look like in the streets of Kiev and you will know that what is left on Interpals is nothing but autistic neet socially dysfunctional retarded women.

>>69163945
t. CIA

>>69164207
So where would you go to find foreign qts?

>>69164112
I had an account on interpals four years ago. It's not just the quality of people, it's the quality of everything. It's easy for us Europeans to "meet qts". Don't know why, for example, a German would whine about not having some poonani, when he can get almost anywhere in Europe for a small price.

I have 40 euros on me now. I can go to Vienna, Ljubljana, Budapest, Brasov, and still end up having for a meal, or a periphery situated, dubious hostel bed
You just need the following prerequisites:
- Do not have autism
- Have at least 60 euros on you
- Have any kind of a backpack

>>69159907
Roasties get out.

>>69164207
>autistic neet socially dysfunctional retarded women

Perfect.

>>69164087
>>69164095
>>69164207
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I've been on IP since early 2013 and I still meet amazingly beautiful women.

not to mention all the African bros and rare finds (Afghanistan, Yemen, Somalia, ect.) who are still active.

>>69164349

That's nice but I can't even get across my barren wasteland of a state with a car tank of 40 euros
If you live in Europe there's no point in using Interpals, you should be GPS Spoofing on Tinder and if you get a catch you just take the weekend flight to Vienna or wherever.
The girls on tinder are way better than this site and they are actually decently normal plus much more hungry for cock.

shit thread, shit posters

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i cant sleep because im excited to talk to my qt again

Or maybe it's the 3FPM i dont know

>tfw wasn't here for the years of interpals and related stuff to be at it's peak
fuck hating always missing out on everything. any newer places similar to the good stuff?

>>69166704
>the good stuff?
implying we weren't always a bunch of manchilds going abroad to get laid

>>69164708
>tinder
>wanting to fuck roasties
dude what's wrong with you? get yourself some slav virgin teen pussy, not these worn out STD ridden meatslabs from tinder. do you have no standards or what?

>Sorry, this user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them

>>69167122
>do you have no standards or what?
Not him, but no, I don't.
I am a man whore with low self esteem

>>69167122
Yeah Tinder is shit in my experience. Tons of basic bitches and uggos, and only really good for a hookup since most people don't really post bios.

indians on interpals are hilarious, they post like real pajeet

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>>69166704
im sure theres something like IP out there but i'm just too lazy to go searching Tbh, I've actually taken to writing cute girls that are in prison

>>69167180
you really fuck fatties and uggos?

>>69167200
plus let's be honest, most normal Joes won't have that much luch with tinder anyway and get maybe one fuck a month not more.

>>69167437
still haven't found my tinderella

I want Scottish-German mix American Girlfriend. IP is dead, Anyway.

>>69164745
t.kuba

>>69167180

>Croat

>>69163097
Having fun with it then?

>>69167708

Dude you're Korean. You can get any girl you want on IP.

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Found this on pol, explain yourselves!

>>69173910
me

>>69173910
Nortism isn't this old?

>>69167437
>you really fuck fatties and uggos?
I fucked physically ...indisposed women
No fat chicks so far

>>69174473
I have no idea, that's why I'm asking :((

Merry Xmas 4chan!! I missed you ^__^

>>69173910
>loosers
I'm not loose

>>69174582
dude...
how bad are we talking?

>>69175240
fuck off

>>69175473
I've been perfectly fucked already so yeah, I'm not on anymore. Thank you :D

>learning my bhutanese qt to speak dutch

where am i going with my life?

>>69178764
how do i get bhutan qt?

All these QTs are messaging me

What the hell is going on?

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What would be the easiest way for me to get a qt gf?

>>69179665
Be more assertive. Also be qt yourself.

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This was a nice compliment :)

>>69179708
I was more referring to what country I should go to.

>>69179821
)))

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>>69180029

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>>69180067

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>>69179337
Just be yourself

Are you guys also always confused when Chad/Stacy messages you first and you don't have much in common but talk about mundial stuff and they're not getting tired of you. And you just think "What do they see in me?"
They're humans too but we just don't seem to be able to really connect from my point of view.

Maachi is a hottie damn

I'm not even getting profile views when I spam view Thais and Filipinos. What the fuck? Did interpals seriously add some kind of algorithm like you guys are saying it did?

>>69181218
They definitely did change something at least

I would like to dedicate this song to my true love maachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMq2nn5ac0

>>69180519
Anyone respond pls
How do situations like these make you feel?

>>69181218
Works for me.

>>69181352
Since im a top chad, i can answer this from my experience. I just chatter with stacies when im bored, we chads dont have emotions

>>69181384
boomy boom boom pants

>>69181527
Are you ok?

>>69180519
when it looks too good to be true it is
they will have a mental illness, daddy issues, koreabooism, just going through a bad time or be unattractive by local standards

>>69181715
my boom boom wont come out :(

I want to dedicate this song to my true and only eternal love :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPXDJQkuWeA

damn, used to think the dude in top row second from left was good looking

now he looks average as fuck

>>69173910
We should all make more posts like this, it'll get /pol/aks onto the site and we'll all look normal in comparison.

>>69181995
>hides half his face with a scarf
>good looking
yeah sure

>>69181995
boomy is not talking to me
help me boys

>>69182200
idk, but I thought that
but fuck he looks like some chubby faced ding dong

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>>69182108
Doesn't or own autism scare away enough qts already?

>>69182311
That's what I'm saying, if they encountered a bunch of /pol/aks, we'd all seem like well-adjusted members of society by comparison.

>>69181345

Why did you delete your profile

>>69182802
because boomy hurt my feelings

>its a /cp/ fag makes a le funny Tuvalu meme account

>>69182763
speak for yourself

>>69182871
https://www.interpals.net/kipinyo

the account in question

>>69183318
me

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Free Russian QT for anyone who wants her

She wants an American or Canadian boyfriend

>>69183547
>tfw not a Trumper/Leaf
Why live.

>I would be more then happy to teach english!
I am dying

>>69183820
That's a honest mistake.

>>69183547
She's so right ... I spent a lot of time flirting with a qt who turned out to be gay -.-

>>69184395

That sucks

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>looking for people to fuck on a language exchange site
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>69182851
(You) should not have bullied him, garret.

Russian QTs besides being happy and kind and the most cute of the QTs also play piano. Can you play the piano? )))

>>69184711
Has it ever occured to you some things just happen besides ones "intentions"?

>tfw lndi leaves you for < NOPE >

fucking faggot

>>69159907
>almost had a chance with qt in bottom left
>but scared her off by being too eager
I blew it lads, fug

>>69182763
I'm a polack and I'm the least autist here

>>69159907
Why is Indi in the OP?

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>>69184796
Yeah, feeling connected to someone on the other side of the screen. Happens everytime. And you are definitely on the site for lang exch, just like everyone else in this thread.

I had a normal conversation with a qt saying I'm sucking a lemon to obtain vitamine C because I already got the D, from the sun ... and he hasn't answered since ... help... he's scottish I need him.

>>69159907
Whoaoaoaaaahhhhhh, Indi is into CP!!!!

Do people actually find qts on this website?

Just made a real account

There are qts everywhere wew even in my city

Why are there so many weebs/koreaboos?

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>>69185159
>>69185255

Message this girl. She wants an American or Canadian boyfriend

>>69185381
kek

>when this views your profile
/luthenadia

>>69185381
>this user does not accept messages from turkey

gets me every time

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>>69185523
>/luthenadia
what the fuck
>>69184943
I miss you, senpai.

>>69185523
>The comments on her pictures.

>>69187511
Shh bby is ok im here now

Seriously what is going on?? Why are so many girls messaging me all of a sudden? My inbox used to be dead for a long time. Now it's getting filled with messages

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>>69187653
It will never be. There is noone else that I can drink cyberjaguar with.
>>69187555
>Your kisses are more ardent than the flame and sweeter than honey.

C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E

Okay, I am fucking done, enough /cp/ for today, better meditate.

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Lmao

For some reason every photo in this thread says "404"

>>69187921
that bitch never answered

>>69187801
We can drink cyberjaguar here and wait for the Kraut so I can bully him?

>>69188567
so what happened to your acc? you decided to make a real one?

>>69181387
I reply so slow, like once of twice a day and they still keep talking. I'd say I'm slightly about average but not worthy to talk with a Stacy desu.
Maybe I just have low self-esteem issues.

is that faggot petras still here

>>69188584
Yeah, or I am going to soon and then I don't want spergs snooping around my account.
(Especially after what I did a couple of days ago xD)

>message 10/10 russian girl
>says she was never outside of russia so ask what country she wants to visit
>she responds within a minute saying she wants to come to canada

This is probably a scam right?

>>69188908
what did you do?

>>69189032
well im a 10/10 who has never outside my country and would like to go to canada since like forever but i cant figure why,so it might be real
but i hope you get scammed

>>69189032

She wants green card. But you should message the Russian girl I posted earlier. She's really nice

>>69189161
Jokes on the scammers because I'm an uemployed neet so there's nothing for them to scam me out of.

>>69189170
Pls stop advertising her, I'm talking to her even if it's you or nortism fake ;-;

Hi
I dont have internet anymore and I have a lot of school to do. I'm thinking of entering adult industry. That's it.

>>69189106
Ask Jakub ;^D

>>69189235
They can still identity theft you, bud.

There's some pretty nasty Russian viruses out there that encrypt your computer and hold it for ransom, too. Mostly they go after corporations I think.

>>69189289

Well, she's not fake. But ok man

>>69189337
That's why you don't give out personal information or click on suspicious links.

>>69189413
No shit. But you never know.

One job you can't do if you have AIDS
Being a pornstar
LMAO

>>69190214
Naissu try
( ๑͒･(ｴ)･๑͒) camgirl.

And ffs i hve HIV not aids there's a clear difference
@___@

>>69190964
I hope you get killed, degenerate subhuman

>>69189303
idk who that is

>thais dont even message me
>men are the only ones who view my profile
just

>>69187921
shes been talking to me to lately

another year goes by without a gf by my side

>>69191695

Hey man, I'm 25 and I've never had a girlfriend

Does anyone even get nudes anymore or just too decent to share them?

>>69191822

The only nudes I got were from a chink. But you all proved they were fake.

My Italian and Canadian sent me lewds in the past. But I respect them too much to share

I just joined this site, the amount of Weebs and Koreaboos is crazy

>"hey XDDDD i am obsessed with east asia especially korea i want a korean to teach me korean"
>"i am going to south korea next year"
>"i have a big dream to go to korea"

as soon as I see the girl has Korean as a language on her profile, regardless of proficiency, I am out

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>You will never get Russian nudes

>>69192060
There's almost no point in using this site if you're a man and not Korean

>>69192060
thats how it is in literally every penpal site out there. muh east asian culture

>>69192511
>>69192356
It's irritating because, as someone who really enjoys European culture, the majority of people on here are obsessed with the culture of literally one/two countries and disregard most else

>that person who has 10 embedded youtube videos on their profile
just 1 will do my man

You didn't put cp in the OP you numbnuts,had quite a scroll me

think I'll come up with a user name tomorrow

>>69192585
if it helps, put your location to london or any major city and i'm sure you'll get a (View)

>>69192826

"King"

>>69193053
Does this make a difference for leafs and americunts too?

>>69191822
I get nudes from qts I build a bond with. I wouldn't violate their privacy to appease autists.

>>69193238
kinda gay

>>69193316
probably LA/NYC maybe miami. no idea about canadia

>>69192826
ItsYaBoyBurguer

>>69193440
I think for us it would only make a difference with Toronto. Which I would never do because Toronto is on the other side of the country for me and is pretty gay 2bh. Vancouver or Montreal would probably work as well.

>>69193053
I live in a major city, but be honest with me, how many cities in England and Wales do foreigners even know?

>>69193786

Portsmouth and Southhampton look fun Tbh

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>hitting it off with qt
>second day talking
>ask for whatsapp
>she says "maybe we should wait so we dont complicate things"
I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE TO FEEL AFFECTION FOR THINGS BEYOND DRUGS

>>69193926

Don't do drugs, anon... :((

>>69193786
could name some cities in england but probably not wales Tbh

>>69193786
Por favor está en Londres

>>69193926
>you ask for her whatsapp
other way around my man

>>69194107
why

I didn't realise how many fucking koreaboos and weebs there are on this site until you guys pointed it out, now they're fucking everywhere

>>69194272
London and Manchester are the only UK cities anyone international cares about

Less than 24 hours til I get to snuggle up with my qt :3

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>>69193926
>>69193989
Don't do drugs, better drink, it is at least legal.

>>69194330
why Manchester? I'd have thought more people would know Liverpool, Cardiff, or Birmingham

>>69194447
Football

>>69193926
that's amphetamines right? heroine is with a spoon and syringe right?
t. drug noob

>>69194330
Edinburgh? Leeds?

>>69193905
>the emirate of Southampton
>fun
nah it's alright, I lived there as a student

>>69194480
I find it hard to imagine that someone would know Manchester because of football and at the same time would have never heard of Liverpool/Birmingham.
>>69194488
Nice joke mate.

>>69194499
Ah yes the cultural hub of Leeds. Every teenage girl fantasises about Leeds-Pop and those Leeds Dramas. Generally if you know your area well you can relate it easily - when I lived in Bristol I could talk about Skins and trip-hop for instance

>>69194480
Doesn't explain why nobody cares about Liverpool then, weird

>>69194416

Buon coccole mio amico! :)

>>69194549
is it really that bad? was considering it for uni

more or less muzzy than bristol?

>>69194563
Im serious

>>69194563
even some people in this country don't know that Aston Villa are from Birmingham, plus they haven't been good for 20+ years

>>69193926
>that meth pipe

Lel. Good on you, son.

>>69194330
>>69194447
I would say London, Liverpool, Manchester and Edinburgh basically desu

>>69194563
You'd be surprised. Think how many international sources of media we have that mention something outside London. Literally watching BFG the other day and the lass had a Yorkshire accent and the giant bit was literally Glastonbury but nope, everything apparently happening in and around London and they had to get the queen in to keep the yank audience happening. Britain outside London is Poland levels of cultural irrelevance.

People generally don't have a clue and their main route into British geography is the football.

>>69194609
Only the shitty estates near the city centre are an islamic republic, the rest of it is nice. I was at Solent so I spent 99% of my time in the city centre itself

>>69194549

If I visit the U.K. This spring, I wanna do SouthHampton and Portsmouth. It seems there is a lot of military and WW2 things to check out

>>69194655
I live in Liverpool, should I lie and say London though?

>>69194549
>Emirate
Try living in Bradford lad

>>69194712
You might be alright, London will zoom your views up but it's not like that matters. I found a gorgeous qt (and a whole harem before) and plenty of friends with Torquay or Truro as my location. The difference is in the majority of cases I messaged them first

>>69194709
literally the only reason I would go to london is for the imperial war museum. shit looks awesome

>>69194709
I was just memeing mate, Southampton is a solid city with good history. Part of the old castle is a significant part of the city centre which gives it some charactere

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Muh smalteser got cleavage.

>>69194828
kek, shes STILL on this site?

>>69194828
She's a massive SJW right? I want to message her about why identity politics is the bane of the far left. Where do I find her profile?

>>69194773
why were you setting it to fucking Truro?

What does it mean if a qt leaves a message on my wall but doesn't write a message? Should I take the hint or what?

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>3 am
>drinking and shitposting
feelsgoodman

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>>69194854
>>69194911
/deathmetalshark

And yeah she is, though it's been a while since I heard any stories so who know she might've mellowed out. A friend did link me this like 2 or 3 weeks ago though.

>>69194994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XUOdHd3FqM

>>69194911
>tfw ywn meme on smalteser because she blocks south america

Why even live

>>69195057
You should try dating her 2bh, all your posts on /cp/ are about her, I think you're into her imo

What cunt shall I go for tonight lads?

>all my views today were from men
im not gay

>>69195454

Irish

>>69195057
I'd date her if it meant I could fuck her brains out because she's pretty hot 2bh.

Plus how many guys can say they've fucked a Maltese girl?

>>69195517
don't even see them as foreign lad, nothing exciting about that one

>>69195554

Ok um, American? It's rare for /cp/ to go for our sluts

Brahs what is up with this site. I get qt's messaging me every day and shit. Why did no one tell me about this sooner

>feelsgoodbeingwestern

>>69195574
Because anglosphere women are fucking retarded

>>69195716

I won't argue against that

>>69195321
Nah, I've heard and read enough of her shit from other anons who contacted her. She seems absolutely insufferable, I can't even fuck those kinds of girls not to mention SJWs will make it near impossible to even get that close to them. High risk, all effort, no payoff. I'm only into her in the same way >>69195521 says. There's something cathartic about hearing anons comment on someone on someone local. Us Maltesers are literally who tier otherwise.

>>69194591
Yes it does

>>69195574
not that into black girls desu but I'll try

also as a side note have any of you lads filled out the hobbies and fave shit or nah?

>>69196024

>not that into black girls desu but I'll try

Lmao what? Who ever said anything about niggers

>>69195057
ooh, she changed her profile name. I talked to her back during the summer but I couldnt keep the power level in check. it was all muh army muh guns muh fee fees with her

>>69196245
Oh my lels. You gonna talk to her again then? how did she behave?

Get a titty pic or even lingerie and I'll reward you with delicious pastizzi

>>69196213
you said American girls

>>69196340

white Americans

Please someone tell smalteser (deathmetalshark) she has a prejudice against south americans, we dindu nuffin

>>69184395
>not converting her to the BMC

having a browse for American girls:

>asian
>koreaboo
>chink
>koreaboo
>mexican
>bisexual irish koreaboo
>koreaboo
>"visiting Korea 2018"
>not even from America apparently just lying to protect herself
>koreaboo
>Mexican

Had to go through all that before finding a white, non-koreaboo female from the usa

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>>69196441

I got you senpai

>>69196564
>white, non-koreaboo female from the usa
those are fake profiles

>>69196632
I'd have better luck finding white women in South Africa these days

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Uh... what do I do?

>>69196579
Thanks f a m, dog bless you

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32 year old British girl seems willing to meet :)

>>69197056
Gross dude. I got an 18 year old British girl.

>didn't believe the SEA girls are desperate as fuck meme
>Taking to an Indonesian (kinda qt)
>Only one page of messages
>"Will you be my boyfriend"
Wew lad

>>69197077

She doesn't look bad at all for her age. She's not a 9/10, but she's cute. Maybe she'll make me some biscuits ;)

>>69197158
The fuck is with your hyperlink?

>>69197192

What do you mean?

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>>69197222
Am I high?

>>69197244
>he doesnt know

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>>69197244
>>69197262

I don't know why it's doing that Tbh... i thought it was my phone..

>>69197262
Are you jedi mind tricking me?

>>69197305
>>69197315
take a look at >>>/qa/

>>69197333

gay

>>69197333
>removing (You)
Why?

>>69197056
Milfs are the best. Go for it.

Anyway, /dagoquin keeps stalking me. Help.

>>69197390
I don't know but it's probably /qa/s fault

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>>69197398

She's interesting to talk to. It would be awesome if she would actually let me stay with her and pamper me ;)

Btw, I got you bro

>>69197502
Lol, now I feel bad for him.

>>69197056
how old are you lad?

>>69197333
>(You) is gone
wtf. Do we still get the red clover icon?

>>69197530

25

>>69196320
probably not after how that ended. she probably remembers my account too

>>69197670
Never hurts to try. Feign ignorance perhaps.

>>69197693
How's Malta for getting qts? Going there next summer for work.

>>69197589
Ah alright, not a major gap then. Was expecting you to be one of those 18-20 year olds who goes for the 30+

Also, my profile has just been viewed by... an Armenian? the fuck do I say to them? Know nothing about that country

>>69197778
that the genocide never happened
>>69197693
meh, i'll think about it. maybe i'll use my korean fake to contact her

can you idiots stop ruining korea's reputation on interpals

>>69197758
If you're white or exotic and have no beard, you'll do fine. Game matters as usual but Maltese girls tend to be entitled princesses, which is why I only date and fuck half-casts at worst, complete foreigners at best.

But if you're coming for the summer, just get Tinder and drown in all the tourist pussy. I got my pelvis obliterated by this thicc canadian with giant tits in August, you're bound to get lucky as fuck bruh.

>>69197868
Even Croatian girls are becoming koreaboos. This is abominable

>>69197868
It's public service mate.

Stupid koreaboos will stop being stupid koreaboos.

>>69197939

Lmao I love you dude

>>69197868
no, its my job to ruin korea for the koreaboos

>>69197939
>>69197948
plenty of weebs too, but noones making japanese fakes. what makes you so sure they want a korean bf anyway. maybe they just want to practice korean to sing along to their kpop crap

>>69197936
Thanks for the input. I'll definitely be on Tinder when I'm there. Can't say I can pass as exotic though, being from Portugal and all.

>>69198013
I won't delve into it. Don't know if they want a boyfriend or sing pop songs, but it's all too grotesque, in my opinion

>>69198082
Everyone can look exotic, all depends what country you're going to.

>>69198013

>what makes you so sure they want a korean bf anyway

The dutch dude that keeps posting stuff those retards send ?

>>69198333
now i'm starting to wonder if turkey ended up getting blocked because of fakes made by kurds

>>69193926
>meth
jump off a bridge

>>69198397

Perhaps.

I don't know if they're like that in real life though or just on the internet, anybody went to turkey ?

>>69198452
>>69193926

This.

If you're going to do drugs that are going to do that shit to your body, do heroin.

Nothing better and you're already losing everything so what's the point.

>>69159907
Why is no Ena and Rachel in the picture?

>>69198616
Heroin is bomb. It's better than sex.

>>69198827
>>69198827
>Heroin is bomb. It's better than sex.
Because it leaves obvious signs of slow dying from the inside, unlike a woman does?

Drug-addicts are losers and as worthless as niggers.
Worse even, a nigger is born that way, a drug-addict had all the possibilites.

soon entering SEA power hour. time to log on to my korean fake

>>69198986
Implying people don't get off on destroying their own lives...

I'm making new

New

>>69200111

>>69198678
Flip?