>be british >accidentally drink from the warm tap >die

>be american
>accidentally drink tap water
>get radioactive poisoning and several lifetimes worth of heavy metals
>can't afford medication because Martin Shkreli just but the patent and increased the price to 10k per pill

>>69153953
>be American
>suck a fucking dick

>>69154092
>Be Danish
>Drink tap water
>Develop manboobs

>be american
>vote a reality tv show host president

the hot tap is red and the cold tap is blue, it would never happen

>be german
>get beat up by refugees
>enjoy it

>continue voting for merkel

>be american
>get shot

>be English
>can't drink water because he forgot to pay water license

>>69154542
Don't forget
>go bankrupt after price gouged surgery

>be american
>be on a car accident and lose ID
>die because without ID and being unconscious the doctors can't treat you since they can't check if you're covered or not

>Be american
>Drink the tap water
>Turn gay
thanks, Obama

>>69154845
>be argentinian
>be nonwhite

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>Be american
>Drink water
>Die

>>69154987
in a 97% white country that'd be pretty unlucky, I agree.

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>>69154659
>be Spanish
>can't drink water because the country's only water treatment worker died in a train crash

>>69155035
>be Dutch
>spill glass of water
>country floods

>>69155386
Out of curiosity I googled "argentinian" and what came up were kinda brownish people. Wouldn't quite call Argentinians white.
>>69153953
>be american
>carry gun around because walking around the streets is unsafe
>move to a better country

>>69156161
post image

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>>69156270
Not him but here. Most of these people wouldn't be considered white.

>>69156469
is this pakistan

>>69154519
what for colour blinds?

>>69156469
>USA

opinion discarded.

>>69155552
lel

>>69156505
according to your flag, you're in pakistan, yes.

>>69156672
excuse me?

>be finn
>drink water from tap
>walk away hydrated

>pour tap water into coffee maker
>tastes perfect

>be american
>get shot

>Be British
>Allow your children to be raped by Muslim immigrants so you don't seem racist

please do not insult the cultures of other countries

>>69157860
>be british
>come up with funny humor

>>69153953
>be british
>accidentally drink from the warm tap
>get arrested because you dont have warm water tap license

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>Be American

>>69153953

>be british
>get free tetanus shot at age 13

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>>69156161
>Be Croatian
>Can't carry gun because reasons
>Country collapses into civil war and genocide
>Call actual 1st world civilized countries unsafe

>>69159394
>Be British
>Be free to get shot by the IRA

>>69159394
you need more than one shot in your life

>>69156526
How dare you?

He's a race expert.

>>69153953
You'd have to be a retard not to know the difference. There is a notable delay when turning the hot tap on, and water from there comes out slower.

This shit is elementary.

>>69159523
This yank knows the craic

>>69159873
So you admit your shit water system will cause tetanus? What a great nation!

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>be American
>have government waste money protecting ungrateful douchebags in Europe
>get made fun of for not having money for free shit

it ain't easy being cheesy

>>69160043
No, I said you had to be a retard to not know the difference. If you're stupid enough to drink hot water from the tap, tetanus is what you deserve.

>>69160043
The hot water comes from the tank in the attic, how does that have anything to do with the water system?

>>69160132
Fun fact: In the US, you can drink hot water from taps without getting tetanus.

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>>69155035
>be dutch

>>69160173
In the US a fuckton of people have septic tanks, does that mean your waste management system is terrible?

>>69160173
only in rich areas

>>69155386
>this is what the island swipers actually believe

>>69160213
Name three states with a noteworthy population where this is the case

>>69160232
Name three counties where rusty water tanks causing tetanus is a serious issue.

>>69160173
>wanting to drink hot water

Why would you even want to? It does not benefit the body, but I suppose my sentiments would go over your head since you all worship burgers.

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>>69160260
1. The UK

>>69160232
According to this article 20% of your population use septic tanks, the source is down though.

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/09/americas-sewage-crisis-public-health/405541/

>>69160307
>UK
>county
pick one

>>69159536

americans would know about getting shot

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>>69160308
>theatlantic

>Be american
>drink GMO water
>turn gay

At least America doesn't allow for immigrant's to rape at free will and establish their own "Islam town"

at least we have mosquitoes in wisconsin

>>69160308
You can have plumbing and a septic tank dude.

>>69160407
>be-oh wait that's not an American flag
>never mind

>be american
>can make tea and biscuits with the hot water that comes from my tap

>>69160591
Why?

>>69160654
Because dumping your grey water into a septic tank doesn't hurt anyone. It also makes your trees grow faster.

>>69160654
Because we aren't urban degenerates like you Ahmed.

>>69160715
>grey water
Makes sense I guess, especially if you're in a state with not much water or a meme state where you can't collect rainwater.

>>69160722
Please take your """"bants""""" out of here you seppo s/cum/.

>>69160808
Do you even know what grey water is you foreign cuck?

>>69160899
Used water from anywhere but the toilet.

Do you even know what a toilet is or do you still use an outhouse?

>>69160808
Do you even know what grey water is you foreign cuck?

>>69160808
Do you know what water is grey even for a foreign cuck?

>Be puertorican
>driving on a traffic jam
>realize no one honks their horns due to being scared of getting shot

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>>69160086
>Be American
>Middle class pays all the taxes to protect Europe
>The rich pay no taxes
Cucked at home and cucked abroad

>>69154262
This isn't a thread about what you will do to not get sent back Miguel.

>>69154845
You can get new ID's for free
Doctors are required to treat you even if you are not covered.
>Be argie
>cannot maintain occupation of a tiny chain of islands just off your coast with your entire military against only a small contingent of bored brits armed only with what they could scrounge up from the royal navy's broom closet and some night vision googles.
>bitch about this until the end of days

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>>69154262
>mexican
>accidentally shit talk the Donald
>wall gets 20ft higher

>>69155035
>Be Dutch
>Brush teeth with flag

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>>69161530

>be English
>get beheaded by Muslims and taxed 40% for it

>>69161971
Maybe with some luck the winners can face the chilean team in the world cup

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>>69162028

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>>69153953
>Be British
>Agree to hold up a line with your ally
>Enemy gets through
>Instantly run away all the way to the beach at the edge of ally's country
>Call for anyone anywhere to come save you
>Ally holds ground and takes on enemies outnumbering them vastly while fighting ferociously to the end
>You catch a nice tan
>Boats come, leg it
>Hide on your Island
>Call your ally cowards later

>>69154092
>Be Denmark
>Don't have a language, just have guttural noises
>When trying to speak another language sound like a goofy cartoon
>Suffocate because lack of air at higher atmosphere where your head is situated whilst standing

>>69154262
>Be beaner
>Be subhuman
>Rape wife and daughter
>Snort cocaine
>Fuck up own country
>Cross boarder illegally
>Live in different country illegally
>Vote to make new country just like old ruined one
>Rape girl in country
>Get sent back to old country
>Cross boarder illegally again

>>69154540
>Be German
>Lack certain emotions
>Don't know what humor is or how to laugh
>Don't want to stand up for yourself
>Follow whoever says they'll lead
>Destroy Europe three times in 100 years

>>69154659
>Be Spain
>Get mistaken for Mexicans by Americans

>>69154845
>Be Argentina
>Can't be seen at night

>>69155035
>Be Netherlands
>Never grow up, fight pirates, have a fairy that wants to fuck you
>Never fuck the fairy because you're a fucking retard

>>69156161
>Be Croatia
>Live in the Zoo

>>69156513
>Be Japan
>Be barbarians in the late 1800s
>Decide not to be
>Industrialize in less than 50 years
>Defeat Russia at war and match America's Navy
>Decide to be barbarians again for no reason and get nuked
>Become a puppet state
>Happy being a puppet state because "It's safe"

>>69156859
>Be Finn
>Get Khan'd

>>69159205
>Be Pinoy
>Pablo raped MingLing and then you were made
>Eat garbage

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>>69154092
I've drank from the tap all my life and I'm fine.

>>69154262
>He doesn't like big musky cocks

>be russian
>drinking glass cleaner
>in methanol
>die

>>69154308
Weak come back bro