>be american >wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose

Serious question: why are americans so fucking fat and retarded?

>>69125104
Serious answer: Las Malvinas son de Inglaterra

>be american

>56%
>55%
>54%
>53%...

>>69125089
Bit racist bruv

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>>69125159
Lmao

(Soz about pic, being wrong, its a few weeks old now)

:^)

>>69125133
9.11 Vietnam you are fat get shot

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>>69125196
America was made of cotton.

Approximately 0 inbred paki goblins built that clock tower.

>>69125196
HORRIFIC BETRAYAL OF 1,400 CHILDREN

>>69125230
hollywood rapes kids all the time
every american male is ritualistically mutilated at birth

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>>69125089
>Be american
>claim to be free
>cant have kinder surprise
>cant collect rain water
>cant drive standard
>cant go out without getting shot
>cant shit outside a mart
>cant install windmills in their properties
>cant marry people of their same sex
>cant go to the hospital without going broke
>cant behead their neighbors and peek the skin of their head without getting in jail
>cant goiing to college without going bakrupt

>>69125247
>his dick looks like a flesh coloured wet sock tied off with a rubber band

Yeah I'm super jealous

>>69125089
>implying Hernandez would do such a thing

>>69125286
>I'm GLAD Dr Szlecky had me mutilated against my will
>I WANT to have a dried up raisin dick with no sensation

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>he doesn't like Sugar Clumps

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>be American
>have only ever seen 5 black people in my life
>seen even less Mexicans
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY CAN'T I LIVE IN A MULTICUTURAL SOCIETY LIKE BRITBONGISTAN

>>69125191
>lose land right off your coast
lol

>>69125488
Statistically nearly every second person in america is non-white

you should leave your basement some time anon

>>69125662
ah yes i forgot all about the Great Stirring of 1863 where the entire nation was homogenized

>>69125682
He said Statistically you autist. You live in Tennessee you probably see Jacquans and Devonte by the dozen stop lying on a meme forum you're not fooling anyone.

>>69125089
I think Yanks have a charm.
Stop being a cunt.

>>69125750
>t. knows absolutely nothing about Tennessee
If you don't live near Memphis, it's not a problem.
Literally my town and all towns around mine are whiter than anywhere you've been. It's all 95+% white.
Keep up with the sour grapes, senpai.

>>69125272
>>cant marry people of their same sex

>be britbong
>wake up and drink tea which leaves more stain on rotting teeth
>face Mecca and pray
>say cheerio to Jamal and friends
>they get offended
>Sharia patrol comes
>get beheaded in street
>couldn't defend cuz can't own gun
>Jamal and friends gangbang slag gf

>>69125089
bump because I saw this on normiebook

>>69125104
they're retarded because they're fat and stupid

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>>69125089
>Be British
>get bombed, shot, beheaded, cucked, raped and stabbed
>lose empire
>live in authoritarian surveillance state with Sharia police because actual police will get murdered if they attempt to stop all the crime

>be American
>can't drive manual

top fucking kek

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>be american
>be fat