1 State 2 How well would your country do if all your neigbhors

>>69113564
Completely dead

Ummmmm, wellllllllll, uhhhhhhhhh
I suppose it should have happened sooner or later

>>69113564
Would probably win agaisnt all of them except Brazil
Brazil might have a badly equipped military but it's huge.

If excluding australia, we'll be fine

>>69113564
It'd be like the soviet invasion of Afghanistan

>>69113564
>Spain
France, Portugal, UK, Morocco
we will be fine, I fear more Portugal than the pakis or the senegaleses that could send these others

>>69113564
It'd be such a shitty war that people would forget that's it's happening.

>>69113564
>all your neigbhors declared war at you
>Not that bad but probably lose in the end
You wouldn't even last a fucking day you dumb swede.

>>69113927
Pakis and sengelease are in other continents you dum ass. And even so they have enough man power to pose a threat to your small cunt.

>>69113564
We solo New Zealand and Singapore within a week at most.

>>69113564
Well...
>kills belize like an annoying mosquito
>we win against honduras like we historically have
>we win against El Salvador like we historically have
>Mexico... fugg D:

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

>>69113564
meh, it'd be the same as it is now, we'd invade the US and ignore all the others

Latvia is a piece of cake, but russia...

Russia could cause problems

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>>69114165


not so fast Paco

>>69114230
>>69114396
don't bully

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Haha memes.

>>69113564
They're numerous, but they all have a clownish army, so we're good (United Kingdom doesn't count as a neighbour).

>>69114565
yes, that's exactly what you should do, russia

>russia
oh fuck
>sweden
our troops would die of laughter and lose
>norway
would be pretty equal but the border is so random that it would be hard to even get to fight
>estonia
sorry but you would lose, and become unified under one fingolian flag

>>69113564
with or without Americans saving our asses?

>>69113927
>Spain thinks he's got a chance with UK + France, two nuclear powers, on his back

Lol

>>69114670
What I should do?

>>69114683
This

>>69114719
Russia thank god I found one of you, quick what does кpacaвчик mean?? A girl told me I was this.

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>>69114719
stop bullying us

>>69114793
It means you're a kpacabynk

>>69114793
She thinks that you're either a cute or cool guy.
Depends on a context
>>69114829
Oh, sorry.
Can I save your picture?

>>69114855
Thank you!

>>69114855
Perhaps...you must answer this question before you do. What's the object left of you? Post proof.

>>69113907
So you'll end up becoming radical Muslims and destroy all traces of civilisation within your borders.

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>>69114900
This thing
But it's night here, there's only one hour difference between us, so it would be uncomfortable to turn on the lights to take a photo, sorry

>>69113564
/comfy/

Costa Rica they don't have an army so, they can't do shit.
But Colombia...

>>69114974
I see. Save the picture then.

>>69115039
Okay, thanks.
How shall I name this file?
Would your answer be different if there actually was an adult toy near me?

>>69115038
Make Gran Colombia great again

>>69114526
>bhu tanshire

>>69115083
Name it after your mother. And no, I would not answer differently.

>>69115141
Okay.
Good night!

>>69114230
>>69114565
>>69114670
>>69114719
>>69114829
>>69114855
>>69114900
>>69114974
>>69115039
>>69115083
>>69115141
what the fug

>>69113740
I can win an 1v1 against every brazuca at the same time.

>>69115200
Yes, hello, what do you wish?

>>69115205

I train Jiu Jistsu.

Wanna test?

>>69115200
weirdest non weeaboo conversation today

>>69115278
I have a black belt that is also a brown belt (you can turn it backwards)

I win.

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>>69113564
oh ffs not again

>invaded by New Zealand

Might as well just give up now

>>69117550
maybe you should be more afraid of the emu

>>69119793
the great emu rebellion

>>69113564
Non of our neighbors has a proper military force. Peru has a decent navy, but that's it. We could level all three of them with our air force alone.

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>mfw Cuba finally becomes a US state

>>69119901
I'm going to give Bolivia the nuke.

what neighbours lol

>>69113564
Bring it on, see if i care.

We would win and humiliate every single Boludo out there.

>>69113740
No, you won't. Your army is pathetic

>>69119979
They're anti-USA though

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>>69120088
And you failed the moment you gave him a (you).

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>mfw this thread
>test

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>>69120139
I'm sorry, senpai-tachi

>>69120088
As a military, is good that you think we have nothing.

have a good night. and one of this years i'll visit your country.

>>69120180
Yeah, as a fuccboi

>>69120032
>Fiji and Samoa
tip top kek

>>69120169
lol'd, do you have the source for that dude?

>>69120121
Who cares, as long as they get their coast back. It's what you get for bullying them.

>>69120247
They did that to themselves

>>69120222
Nay, sorry

>>69120247
bolivia more like landlockedlivia

>>69120180
post bluray or didn't happen

World will be fucked, as it will be ww3 involed the most armed nations.

>>69113564
>Sweden
>Not bad
do you even svenskt försvar

>>69119793
...d..dont mention that name here.

>>69115116
kek

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We'll be just fine

>>69121637
haha hilarious meme dude! love the nazi ones keep it spicy my man

>>69113564
They are all incompetent countrylets so it wouldn't be a big problem

>>69114693
Nigga we always got your back.

>>69114707
lmao

good teamwork frank

>>69114526
>Iraq
>Somalia
>Fucking Bhutan