/brit/

g'an do a suicide

It's realy gonna irk me when the Queen dies because of how edgy people will be celebrating and making a big deal of it.

It's weird how I feel a strange affinity to a lady I've never met. I do really like her though.

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>>69102410
DON'T DO THAT YOU CUNT

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>pepe in a guardian cartoon

Never thought I'd see the day

>>69101984
so?

billericay is like 20

Essex isn't just colchester mate, and there isn't just 1 London station

dickhead

>>69102410

Anyone else here basically cheated out of everything?

>Mfw basically got cheated out of a position at York university but because of my brother's fuck ups I couldn't got

Watching a porno called "your mum's twat is hot 3" lel

>>69102455
Wow you could giver her a great paizuri while she wears that.

>>69102455
>that smug little smirk like getting her tits out is such an achievement

Would live to heem this slag

>>69102410
ah yes, the BBC would definitely announce the death of the queen with "Queen Elizabeth II dies"

fucking spanner, sad how much effort you put into making it n all

>>69102483
Not sure what you'retrying to say here.

Why would your brother stop yu taking a place at uni?

fake news

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69102384
I usually use YouTube for music, funny vids that I get linked to and other vids like if I need to know how to do something, literally NEVER followed a personality on there

So who are you going to lips on new year's eve lads?

doesn't communism assume that everyone's a good person and we'll all put in our fair share?

>>69102466
>hard-left
>end capitalism
You mean "actual leftism"?

spending a lot of money on the mr. porter sale lads

>>69102515

Caused me a bunch of mental stress during the exam and basically fucked up my offer.

>>69102525
That's libertarian communism (try not to laugh when you read this).

Marxist/Leninist/Maoist communism uses forced labour, public executions, random massacres, class warfare and false flags to keep the populous in line.

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How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
And how we found
The same old fears.
Wish you were here

>>69102544
Are you definitely rejected?

I needed AAA for York and got in with ABB

>>69102495
need a lower cut so you can see the head

>>69102410
Not even a monarchist and never followed the royals but this would make me pretty sad desu.

tfw drunkenly massaged my ex

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All me

>>69102544
>Caused me a bunch of mental stress during the exam and basically fucked up my offer.

Hahahahahahaha. Blame someone else you pleb. When I got my York offer it was a fucking AAB and I could do that in my sleep. My family was about as fucked up as they come and constantly arguing/stressing me out and I ended up with all A*s.

>>69102410
Fuck you OP thought the queen had died. But it was just the other queen george michael

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>that 5 day long period from Christmas to New Years

Ah yes, crippling depression

>>69102496
if she got her tits out for you you'd be smirking right along with her 2bh

>>69102518
1 peng ting innit

>>69102410
Hope this imagine constitutes treason and you end up spending the rest of your miserable life in solitary confinement.

Expect a knock at the door.

>>69102544
>Caused me a bunch of mental stress

Literal female.

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>family aren't taking to each other because we played board games and fell out

ah yes great choice

Just did a VERY aesthetic poo, perfectly cylindrical

>>69102551
>Marxist
>forced
really? i thought i read he was like a real idealist that thought capitalism made bad people

>>69102649
what did you do?

Reckon I'd derive more pleasure from punching an attractive woman repeatedly in the head and face than from putting my willy in her.

on some Space Raider Business ere lads

>>69102544
oh fuck off you waste of space

yeah it's your brother's fault you're too much of a mong to pass the exam

>>69102649

Was it monopoly? monopoly can get pretty

>>69102649
Tragic

can't believe the queen is gonna die next year

it's gonna be mental

>>69102668
played scrabble and argued about 2 letter words and people were clearly cheating looking up words but saying they were texting

I'm a constitutional monarchist

>>69102709
why didn't you play trivial pursuit?

>>69102677
Alri rasheed?

COMRADES, THE VOICES OF THE DEAD BATTALIONS,
OF THOSE WHO FELL THAT BRITAIN MIGHT BE GREAT,
(X2) JOIN IN OUR SONG, FOR THEY STILL MARCH IN SPIRIT WITH US,
AND URGE US ON TO GAIN THE FASCIST STATE!

WE'RE OF THEIR BLOOD, AND SPIRIT OF THEIR SPIRIT,
SPRUNG FROM THAT SOIL FOR WHOSE DEAR SAKE THEY BLED,
(X2) AGAINST VESTED POWERS, RED FRONT, AND MASSED RANKS OF REACTION, WE LEAD THE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND FOR BREAD!

THE STREETS ARE STILL, THE FINAL STRUGGLE'S ENDED;
FLUSHED WITH THE FIGHT WE PROUDLY HAIL THE DAWN!
(X2) SEE, OVER ALL THE STREETS THE FASCIST BANNERS WAVING,
TRIUMPHANT STANDARDS OF OUR RACE REBORN!

I'm a monarchic constitutionalist

>>69102659
No Marx was a commie through and through. He believed capitalism was good, was necessary, as a step toward socialism. He believed in the natural progression of society we'd go Feudalistic - Capitalistic - Socialist - Communist. He wanted to move society to the next stage, socialism. By any means necessary I might add. He believed anyone holding back was a bad person though, of course. He believed society was ready but that it wouldn't change peacefully. He was an angry alcoholic bastard who never held a job in his life mind, violence was always on his mind.

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squad hit the town last night

everything is cold

I'm a radical monarchist

>>69102709
>phones out at christmas

How is it to have a family of utter runts?

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Alri lads this is Karen Kujo, she's my GF

say something nice about her

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You wake up in Cumbernauld, Scotland

>>69102705

She's dying tonight or tomorrow

Dubs conforms

Who /feelscontemptfortheworkingclass/ here?

Scrabble rules state that you can play a made up word as long as no one notices. If you do get caught however, you lose a turn or points or something like that.
Also, if you accuse a word of being made up but it's in fact a real word, the accuser loses a turn or points

>>69102751
ah yes nice to see all the managers out together

>>69102465
>Nige as the Grinch
kek, cheeky

What an arsedevastated lefty cartoon though

>>69102770
would immediately fling myself off of one of those buildings

christmas dinner didnt really go well

>>69102765
She's hot enough to be MY GF
C'mere Karen you dog cunt

why is no one celebrating kwanzaa this year


hope this great holiday doesn't die off

;_;

>>69102805
what happened lad

>>69102751
the only way this image could be funnier is if there was a 6ft guy in normal attire looking on confused

>>69102778
oh hell naw, you almost got trips

thats practically dubs


RIP queen liz

>>69102826
felt like i wasnt part of it
even though i was with them

>>69102686

>Domestic problems aren't a thing which could affect exams results
Just going to get drunk tonight honestly, I don't care anymore.

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Anna

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>>69102465
I expect to see people crying about this bus when I'm on my death bed.

>>69102732
My Ummah, Dawn has appeared, so await the manifest victory,
The Islamic State has arisen by the blood of the righteous,
The Islamic State has arisen by the jihad of the pious,
They have offered their souls in righteousness with constancy and conviction,
So that the religion may be established, in which there is the law of the Lord of the Worlds.

My Ummah, accept the good news, and don't despair: victory is near.
The Islamic State has arisen and the dreaded might has begun.
It has arisen tracing out glory, and the period of setting has ended,
By faithful men who do not fear warfare.
They have created eternal glory that will not perish or disappear.

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Squad on point

?Liz
>lizard

Very subtle queeny.

>>69102789
you need to re-write the art of war but for modern board games

>met up and fought 3 lads from /brit/
>sparked all of them out

fucking aaaaaaard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7R42hk7AzU

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BAIT OUT THE CHEEKIEST BASTARD YOU KNOW

>>69102891
lizzbian?

>>69102889
Me, the radical monarchist dressed a a corgi.

>>69102861
Fat narnia slut

>>69102889
i envy people like this because they've accepted their social status and get to have sex and happiness as a result

I say peng, you say ____

>when you're a nationalist conservative capitalist and all you want to do is fuck hippie lefty girls

raaagh

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>>69102889
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
heh, nothing personnel kid

>https://youtu.be/KrtiD3nIHyQ

The queen was so fucking cute learning how to use television in the 50s

Oh. My. God.

>>69102964
you x

>>69102928

She's a homosexua llizard?

>>69102889
girl in red would get it tbqh

not gay at all and have been with women before but i do wonder what it feels like to deepthroat a cock

>>69102859
>it's everyone's fault but mine
>I would be a billionaire by now if it wasn't for my bloody family
just give yourself alcohol poisoning you nonce

Second poo for the day lads, Wahey!

>listens to gangsta rap
>convince myself i'm a hardcore gangster when in reality i'd get my shit pushed in

>>69103014

Sounds like you need to find a qt ladyboy.

>>69102854
with the family?

gonna open up a vanguard lifeStrategy 80% equity acc fund lads

>>69103050
yeah

>>69102964
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Had an atrocious time with an escort once

Put me off sex

>>69103078
Same here but it was your infertile sister

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I work at a call centre

>>69103067
know the feeling sometimes

cousin wouldn't shut up about her amazing new job

>>69103051
>80% equity
Waht

>>69102978
so qt

>>69103106
>The Fund seeks to achieve income and/or capital returns through a portfolio comprising approximately 80% stocks and 20% bonds.

>>69103045
p much impossible

where do you find them?

>>69102854
iktf
i cried when i got home haha

>>69103101
don't want to sound selfish but my sister was with her husband and they kept talking with my parents and i just felt out of everything for the whole evening
i was more of a spectator

>>69103093
Life is suffering, but The Lord imbued us with the strength to make it through ANYTHING.

>>69102854
Same tb h

I've given up when it comes to family gatherings and shit. I just keep quiet and let my brother show off.

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>>69103093
I work at a job centre

>>69103126

Birchplace fella.

>>69103145
Then why aren't Christians immortal?

there are times when i envy the income and socialising of a wagecuck, but then after mum's woken me up to have some breakfast i get to experience the unrivaled elation of going back to sleep

>>69103051
GOOD LAD

not enough people invest in low risk ETFs and index funds thesedays

had an atrocious time masturbating once

put me off orgasms for good

>>69103124
Good, go on then. I would wait with cash and wait for a selloff first tbqh

Wish I could make it into York lads.

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1-0 lads

>>69103144
that happens every time with me too except i love it because i don't want to talk and can choose whether to listen or not

>what are you doing for new years then anon?

Literally just had this said to me at a christmas dinner with the family.

Said I was staying in with some old friends

Meaning you guys

God I'm so alone

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did a poo lads

>>69103133
was it really that bad? what happened lad

>>69103158
I don't have any problems with my family and get along quite nicely with them but it's really starting to look like I'm not a part of the family but just a stranger passing by

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>>69103219
>fuck all coverage

Every time

>/brit/
>frog and a kraut are having a conversation
you just CANNOT fathom this

please fuck off elsewhere

>>69102461
She's 90. She'll pass on eventually. I hope Charles III doesn't make a hash of things.

>>69103175
Because you go to heaven when you die.

Every action you undertake is the culmination of THOUSANDS of years of ancestors doing their best to survive and thrive and they'll all looking down at you from above and wanting you to be the best that you can be.

>>69103219
that sheep has me creasing

>>69103228
Who the fuck says we aren't real friends lad

>>69103185
dunno why
seems silly not to desu

Is this brits 9/11?

>>69103175
because going to heaven and reaching out to God again after a fulfilled life is everything I could wish for

>>69102799
you seriously think everything is going a lot better nowadays?

christmas dinners aren't made for people like us

would like to go on a walking tour of Croydon

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i'll cut y'all a deal

i won't make jokes about the queen dying if you stop making jokes about 9/11

>>69103290
This.

Define the characteristics shared by friends

>>69103334
difference is we literally couldn't give a monkey's what you think of the queen dying

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Could I
not take it in vain? Oh,
could I
not fake it again?
Can't I
not take it in pain? Oh,
can't I
not fake it again?

>>69103334

Never.

>>69103334

I think they're both in bad taste

t. canuck who likes both britain and yankland

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>>69103312
9/11 was ours

>>69103298
because the runts either spend it, or leave it in a 0.0001% interest savings account because they're dumb

really tired but don't wanna go to sleep incase i dream of having a gf again

Someone please explain how exiting the EU and Trump being in power is really good for the World.

Sisters bf is out in the hall thinking he owns the place

Might rough him up

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>>69103285
>>69103319
>Young earth christians will never come to terms with death and be able to enjoy life for all it's beauty

Can't imagine living each day in sadness crying about how life is suffering and never making the most of it because 'Heaven is coming lads i dont need to make myself happier and work towards being all I can be because if I show up at the local noncery and take attendance the sky man nobody has ever met will forgive me and give me eternal awesomeness'

SCREECHING

>>69103321
I MUCH preferred 2016 to 2016

It was a pretty good year for me romantically, financially, personally and politically

>>69103386
Because /pol/ said so

>>69103386
Stop talking down Britain

>>69103386
because i really showed those tumblr activists what's what

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>>69103386
NHS gets £350million innit

>>69103386
bloody experts won't tell us what to do anymore

>>69103386
because it goes against the vampire globalist elite haha

>>69103334
i think they're both in good taste

t. yank who likes really memes

>>69103401

*I MUCH preferred 2016 to 2015

unfortunate typo haha

>>69103386

fuck the world

anglos need to start caring about ourselves for a change

>>69103386
People that use cuck in politcal arguments said so

>>69103337
They each others names and what each other look like.

Honestly 4chan is the worst thing possible for social interaction. It completely stunts you. Getting used to talking to everyone in exactly the same way and not caring whether you offend them or ignore them is just terrible practice for real life communication.

these Yank lot are fucking bonkers

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5kdi94/forced_upgrade/?st=ix6f0ld9&sh=f9d5fdb6

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>>69103334
kek you think we giving a flying fuck
yanks are crybabies
>>69103363
>bad taste
leafs are fucking pathetic
NOTHING is off limits for banter

>>69103386
Bloody political correctness innit

>>69103401
tbf 2016 has gone really well for me too, got gf, my own place, a new job.

but the world is going down the shitter come on lol

>>69103458
They're right though

>>69103386
Entertaining

And I'm suicidal so I couldn't care less about my quality of life. Literally cannot get worse.

>>69103429
this haha

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>>69102964

Why did Boris do it?

>>69103458
my redditing experience improved dramatically after i filtered all political subreddits including blackpeopletwitter

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>>69103458
>he has a bacon grenade to fight off the islamists

BASED BRITAIN

europe turned to shite because of the yankisation of our continent

>>69103494
not even the best daniel ings

>>69103488

Move to aus and smoke weed on the beach

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>>69103371
bit mad this is really

>>69103496
>including blackpeopletwitter


*gasp*

>>69103484
no they aren't

one is a beat bobby and the other is a specialised firearms unit

the two have always been separate you fucking clown

>>69103520

t. de gualle

>all these fucking ugly chav dogs on reddit

No they're not fucking cute
They're violent and should all be put down

Fucking disgusting

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Alri?

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>>69103386
trump is not a good thing but clinton would have been shit too, maybe if trump fucks up badly enough the americans can reform their shit tier system

the EU will never meaningfully reform to correct its many and various deficiencies, instead of standing around telling everyone else how shitty it is and annoying them we should just leave and let them get on with their autistic project in peace. the only thing that really worries me about brexit is what will happen to Ireland as a result, other than that i am confident we can make a good fist of it. that being said I would have voted remain if i thought there was any chance the EU might reform, but i dont think there is so i voted leave

also the way they treated greece really fucking pissed me off, i am fond of greece and of greeks

I want to go need the new star wars in the cinema but have no friends (OR GIRL FRIEND) to go with

been playing porn games on newgrounds all day

When people say "you should invest your money" they never say how.

I literally need instructions like which exact website to I go to, which links do I click etc.

>>69103401
yeah 2016 has been great on all levels tbqh, hopefully 2017 will be even better

>>69103440
then why shoot ourselves in the foot

>>69103563
I know your are biased but sadly it's true
the cultural and societal values were destroyed by the pardner machine and condemned europe to the downfall
this was way before the rasheed invasion too

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the new humidifier keeps my room at a comfy 40% humidity

>>69103576
why does that matter
its a dark room where you're not supposed to be talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIv_Jw39jMk

looks pretty good for 90 t.bh

ahahah ohh shit

http://i.imgur.com/8T41fcD.jpg

*invests my money in the gimmick market*
got a lot riding on tim, hope he pays off in 2017

>>69103583
man i have days like that sometimes, such a throwback

>>69103588
mong

if it was that simple for everyone to make money then no one would

>>69103576

bring a hooker with you ffs

>>69103588
https://www.cavendishonline.co.uk/investments/guidance/

>He grabbed me by my ears and fucked my mouth, when he was done with me I just lay on ground for hours. I shat myself as well.

>>69103588
its 2017, all the information is one google away
try "how to invest" for starters

Gonna go on a cheeky lorry drive. You lads want anything while I'm gone?

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if you can be arsed to read this it's actually a mental story Tbh

>>69103628
yeah she looks good and this is her when shes coming off a bad flu

my 90 year old neighbor looks like the crypt keeper on a good day

>>69103626
People go the cinema in groups, I would feel so awkward.

>>69103646
yeah they were great back in the 90s-00s when the internet was shit and it loaded faster than actual porn

>>69103671
ummmmm crush my bollocks? x

>>69103533
Don't forget inflation tho la

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>>69103668
>I shat myself as well.

>really like the idea of smoking
>Lungs are already fucked
>Smoking and drink would complete my transition into real life Bernard Black

Do I dare?

>>69103533
>he just learned how compound interest works
ah yes

>>69103671
Daim bar lad

>>69103576
Go to the screenings at 4am

>>69103690
if they're in groups they're sure as fuck not paying attention to you are they. just go

>>69103668
is this from something or just a blogpost

twerk for me x

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AH yes, female /r9k/

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The so called issues with father figures in her life gf.

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>britain

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter9kfGpdCw

>>69103708
>>really like the idea of smoking
you're an idiot, dont start now, i started smoking at 13 because all my friends did, now im addicted as fuckkkk

>>69103168
not paying lad.

>>69103576

Going by yourself is not as big of a deal as you think lad. Don't have to worry about any cunt but yourself.

>monthly deposit: 500
alri billionaire

No other ASMRtist has the class of yours. You look and act like a royal princess, by the way you speak, smile, move your hands, the objects you select around you and how you feel and touch them. I love the background in your videos, always putting a cozy and warm feeling, total relaxation, full of tenderness and delicacy. A bliss for my eyes for such a wonderful woman.

>>69103708
cigarettes?


cigarettes are pretty boring 2bh. i can see why you'd like alcohol because its such a wild state change while drunk but there are better things than cigarettes with less down sides

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/26/queen-did-back-brexit-run-up-to-referendum-laura-kuenssberg
>“In a casual chat with one of my contacts, they said, ‘Do you know what? At some point this is going to come out, and I’m telling you now and I don’t know if the BBC would touch it, but the Queen told people at a private lunch that she thinks that we should leave the EU,’” she said.

W-what's her master plan /brit/? She can't keep getting away with it...

really want a white trash gf leds

I'm sure my knowledge of the world and my vocabulary would make me appear to be a mythical figure in her eyes

>>69103781
recolonisation WHEN

>>69103753
that there are black kids in england?

>>69103771
deposit for?

>>69103758
sound like a bit of a weak willed pussiole desu

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>>69103465
The Normans.

>>69102465
Wtf is trump suppose to be? A giant carrot?

>>69103818
>>69103533

>>69103277
He's gonna be George VII

>>69103772
ASMRDarling

>>69103819
aye, but addiction is such a strange thing

Just got back from the football lads, did I miss anything?

>>69103708
smoking seems cool and glamorous in old movies but in reality it is just shit. it smells terrible, its ridiculously bad for you, its addictive, its expensive and it doesnt even give you a high. in general it is just shit, smoking is only enjoyable when you are on drugs

>>69103842
>ASMRDarling

kys

>>69103780

Cigars, could get some cubans pretty cheap

>>69103758

I could get some Cubans and stuff pretty cheap but I've had a productive cough which makes me sound like I've got a smoker's coughh despite not having a cigiarette befpre. No idea if I should.

>MFw I'm not a [oliceman I've just had too much coffee

>>69103838
the giant peach

>>69103588
For scrubs like yourself

>go to vanguard
>open low risk ETF/index fund account
>put money in every month

literally as simple as that

>>69103859
nowt better than a snout in the afterglow of a pill Tbh mate

>>69103876
what if I do a high risk one

swear everytime i see someone i knew outside my heart go racing
try to avoid discussion as much as possible
how come i live in such a big city yet see people I know almost everytime

>>69103841
Bit daft of them to name him Charles in the first place desu.

I just shat myself

>>69103857
villa burton lad?

>>69103876
you need £100k to open an account directly with vanguard

>>69103247
where the fuck do i start
well i got coked up + drunk on christmas eve and had a massive come down at 2am, made me feel suicidal and i couldn't get to sleep all night, so i was tired as fuck and feeling down all Christmas day. My grandparents started lecturing me about my alcohol consumption. My dad kept making passive aggressive remarks because i don't go out or talk to people that much. My family kept giving me the "have you got a girlfriend yet, anon?" comments and asking why my knuckles are all bruised and swollen, even though they know i hate being put on the spot. My little sister (she's 9) is scared of me now and wouldn't even talk to me because my mental wellbeing has been delcining over the last few years and at this point I only leave my room to buy drugs and alcohol and rarely speak to anyone and when i do speak to people it's because i'm screaming at them out of anger. My grandmother died this year so it was the first Christmas without her and she was like a mother to me. Barely even spoke to anyone either and when i did my voice was shaky and quiet for some reason.

just not a good day at all
the absolute state of me, i need fucking sectioning desu

enjoyed that french elephanto image the leaf posted but i shan't bless him with a (You) because he's probably responsible for a few of the abhorrent leaf posts i've seen here in /brit/

>>69103883
true

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general relativity past paper is literally impossible
exam in 2 weeks

I must say /brit/ is much better without all the normies on

>>69103781
God bless are Liz

>>69103924
Nah, Hudds Forest.

In stoke with gang members could get messy

>>69103908
>everyone i know lives in the west end
>never leave the west end

i always see people its damn awkward

>>69103948
hello :^)

>>69102465
i like the pinnochio doing the news

>>69103947
general relativity? yeah completed that in year 9 mate

well the sun is up. off to bed, hope i end up dead

>>69103981
he looks very menacing

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is it weird if i fancy her a bit

I hope you all remember that as a board we're doing nofap next year

the minute you're out you have to come on /brit/ and make a post

>>69103903
If you can afford to lose it all, why not

>>69103932
do i even have to say it?

the STATE of jay these days

married a glamour model n all

dear oh dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoD4H3_UTfc

Gonna get drunk and watch more Black Books to ease the pain, which do you lot recommend next? Just watched The Blackout.

>>69103969
actually i move quite a lot around and don't hang out in my end that much
even though theres like 2m people it feels like everyone is a friend of everyone kind of, too weird

just passed my tender nards over the event horizon of a black hole

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Howling that losers believe this

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>>69104024
na fuck off

there's nothing wrong with the occasional wank

>>69103947
suppose it's all relative though mate

>>69104024
yeah man sounds good, i think ill last a week max

>>69103940
shan't be reading this

>>69104031
fucking lmao

J U S T
U
S
T

>>69104059
I have a love-hate relationship with this image

>>69104026
>do i even have to say it?
yes

>>69103924
alri haha
villa played awful but another 3 points on the table :3

>>69104031
hate watching actors outside their character, he's jay to me, not some normie game vlogger

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>This is without a doubt the most cringeworthy and pathetic community on 4chan. Stop breathing any time, fucking cretins.

This is without a doubt the most cringeworthy and pathetic community on 4chan. Stop breathing any time, fucking cretins.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2002/jul/03/raceintheuk.comment

>>69104026
>do i even have to say it?
yea

all _____ should be killed

Literally do not care when a celebrity dies. Yes, it's sad that someone died but I'm not going to think any more of it. People die constantly.

>>69104098
yanks

>>69104098
me

waiting on my grades from last semester

absolutely bricking meself

>>69104081
>>69104086
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>69103940
damn you're having a rough one lad
might sound mental but you should try opening up to your family and get help maybe?

Plotting a w@nk

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ah yes american university professors

>>69104124
"watnk"

>>69104106
>Literally do not care when a celebrity dies. I'm not going to think any more of it. People die constantly.
fixed to show my thoughts on the matter

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>>69104044
2017 year of the smug elephant imho

>>69104081
>>69104086
imagine being sat there with one post ready to go on your phone and one on your computer just so you can make a >le look how quick I was tee hee ebin moment for the boys on /brit/

fucking kip of your "life"

>>69103940
are you the lad that got coked up and built a computer on christmas morning and then smoked weed out of a coke can? fucking runt

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NEED an Israeli gf

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>>69104081
>>69104086

>>69104155
What's with all the belly fat

<nfw family don't even care I was cheated out of going to York university

>>69104136
drexels a shit school anyway

>>69104155
wasn't going to jack off today but i guess i will

thanks for reminding me

>>69104175
t. virgin

>>69104175
she's had 2 kids

>>69104194
draw her

*throws a pie at your face*

>>69104193
Say wank off when you're in Brit

may be going to grad school in england because apparently it's easier to get in there. you need a 70% average

fuck me, sofas from the type of places that have TV adverts are fucking hideous.

>>69104208
people still play starcraft 2?

wish I could be genocided

>>69104175
she's 35 and had kids

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>>69104194
I'll be ur 2D gf.

>>69104175
i think its cute

>>69104225
i cant get over it either

>>69104209
>>69104211
>>69104237
So why is she dressing like that? It's embarrassing

>>69104225
y-yes

>>69104087
>it's the privilege+power meme again
>2002

>>69104216
*dodges pie, catches it in my 360 and hadoukens it back towards you*

>>69104259
her body isn't even bad whats wrong with you
she looks fine

>>69104250
What happened to are tim? He really went downhill after he moved

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Ah yes, there he sits, waiting patiently to go inside my new gf's widge when she finally lets me.

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>>69104155
>>69104175
>>69104193
>>69104209
>>69104211
>>69104237
>>69104244
>>69104259

it's a shoop

>the city of /brit/

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>>69104250
mmm, a ripe crop of bio oil ready for harvest
*walks towards you*