What is Faroese culture? What is life on the Faroe Islands like?

>>69084830
They eat whales and shit. Basically Iceland 2.0

Sex, Rocks and Roll.

>>69084868
What is Icelandic culture though?

>>69084830
Danes that kills dolphins.

>>69084994
Eating whales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_KgSNLa1NM

The culture is eating fermented and/or boiled everything.
I like to spend most of my time in my hobbit house smoking long pipes while looking at my sheep

>>69084994

LazyTown and Bjork

>>69084994
Dying young due to complications of getting too swole and volcanoes.

>>69085080
Can you tell me what this song is about?

>>69085421
Basically just describes the country's nature in a positive/happy way

>>69085576
That's really cute. Is it lonely living on such a small area in the world? I imagine it's comfy at least.

>>69084830
>evil finland

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I LUB U EBIL FINLAN

>>69085659
>Is it lonely living on such a small area in the world?
Not unless you live in bygd, no

>>69085873
Are mainly people there attractive? Are you cute? Why are you up so late?

>>69085899
He went into sleeping?

>>69085899
Prolly on his christmas break
No school no work no normal hours awake

>>69088015
>>69085873
You are both cute countries and should be Irish clay

>>69088015
Are you cute? Icelandic boys are cute. Post an Icelandic song for me.
>>69088325
Ireland is the cutest though. I wish more of you knew Celtic though. Celtic everything is pretty kick ass.

Are the men up there swole like Icelandic men? Can I go and get one in me? Does it help to learn the language?

>>69088601
>celt
pls fuck off with this meme

we /gaels/

>>69084830
tets

>>69084830
inbreeding and dolphin slaughter

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>>69089117
please

we live to serve the crown

>>69085899
probably doesn't want to get hit on anonymously by faggots

>>69088790
Swole as icelanders, but not gay.
Always learn the language

A Christian version of Iceland 2bh

Are there a lot of cute women?

Do they like foreigners?

Are there a lot of tourists?

What do the rich do in your country?

Does most everybody speak English?

>>69097692
And are there a bunch of SJWs?

>>69097525
Do you know how to sing Sinklars Vísa? I fucking love this song.

>>69084830

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l09_xtWRXnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zy60YGs81k

>>69097751
We learn vísur and kvæði in public school but that was years ago, I can't remember the whole song

>>69084830
the Faroe islands don't exist they are merely a figment of Iceland's imagination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7il84fVUnY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CZpJ2Osrtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9bepJ9TI_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sFpwNI7OpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih6vf5O-lbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyguMWXlRCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kipk_b_rE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lc0O_8HPn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdOMDdzeEYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NDvkhnfnoU

>>69099346
you still haven't gotten over your Faroese music phase?

Tell me about Faroese women.

I know nothing about this topic.

>>69099787
Nah I'm still in my edgy Polish music phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYTUcWZnuOI

>>69099865
I've only been with one, but she was very sweet

>>69097719
Why aren't you Faroese answering my questions.

>>69099995
Because you're fat.

>>69099995
What does SJW mean

>>69100128
Wow. Booking my one way ticket to The Faroe Islands (AKA heaven) now.

>>69100128
St. Jesus Worshipers

>>69100160
u wot m8

>>69100181
Well, people here are religious, but of course younger people are becoming increasingly more irreligious.

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>>69099965
What are the easiest and most efficient ways to trick them into loving you?

>>69100293
Man, you're asking this question to someone who's only been with one. On a bunch of tiny islands with only couple thousands people living on them. How desperate you are?

>>69100293
Show her your sóknarongul I guess

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>>69100367
>How desperate you are?

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>>69100128
OK, I will corrupt you, but this is secret knowledge and is not to be disclosed to other Faroese. You must understand this. If you cannot keep this promise, do not read further

An SJW is a Social Justice Warrior. Women who think they don't need men. Whites who hate white people, men who hate men, and people who think they are not the gender they are born as. People willing to flaunt their sexuality in public, who want to undermine the foundations of western society, who have bought into a narrative produced by international jewry and feminism. They are nihilists and they hate all that is good.

Your lad is pure, untouched even. For how long I know not, but it is one of the last few refuges in the world. Never change, Faroe Islands. Your innocence is truly bliss.

>>69100433
I don't get it. Sounds like some strange modern version of Sodoma.

>>69100433
>and people who think they are not the gender they are born as

explain

>>69100541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo

>>69100592
so mental illness

got it

>>69100293
Easiest way to get a girl is to be foreign. Just say hello in sexy english accent and they throw themselves on you

>>69101904
What about a sexy American accent?

>>69102558
Would make ladies wet their pants, as long as it isn't hillbilly sounding.

livandi tráður? wew

>>69102692
Why? You speak the most beautiful language in the world™ and English is not even a genuinely Germanic language, just some French-stained pig Latin.

>>69102878
Nobody cares how a language sounds when they hear it all day

And British accent sounds nice

>>69103276
I hear Polish all day and I love it.
And just because English sounds slightly better than abominations like French and Dutch doesn't mean it sounds nice.

>>69084909
This post would have been a hit on reddit

>>69088325
but but irelandbro even ireland isn't fully irish

>>69103374
thanks for pointing that out

How do you entertain yourselves? Is it the same as the rest of the nordic countries?

>>69103517
Am here all day, chimpanzee friendo

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>tfw not a rare christian flag
why even live? are you full? hm?

>>69084830
rightful clay

>>69104661
gev nakrir hávar fyrst

>>69103424
>>69104661
Yeah? And what's living in your islands like?

Disgusting

Heard that they made a movie where a young boy is raped by an older woman and it looks like he enjoys it

>>69105328
gib source, i have yet to see that

>>69105567
Pardon, just found out it was icelandic

>>69105249
idk ask a more detailed question

>>69105773
gib source

>>69105217
>>69105884
Why are you on here? Why aren't you making more of your life you beautiful boys? Do you have a success plan?

>>69105994
because it's my holiday

>>69105994
I think having children at 18 is a bit of a rush
know a guy that's 22 tho and he has 3 kids

>>69105925
Well i havent seen it (or been able to find a resume of the movie)
A friend who had seen the movie told me

>>69105994
>Why are you on here?
>Do you have a success plan?
I think these questions are still to vague
Success plan for what?

is this /nordic/?

>>69106199
this is /fo/

>>69106071
Mine too famalam. You enjoying it? Have you done anything special?
>>69106079
I don't even think I want children. You're young like me, so you should be enjoying life.
>>69106148
You you plan on being successful in your life?

>>69106574
Finish school
work at least 10 hours a day for years
buy a house, a land cruiser and snowmobile

>>69106624
That sounds like a rather fine plan. Do you enjoy your work? Is it manual labor or something else? Snowmobiles are so expensive though.

>>69084830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

All you ever need to know about our cousin.

>>69107071
>your cousin
Faroese belongs to the NORDS!

>>69106998
It's marine engineering and yes
I've already spent 500k isk on a sled and it's barely operational

>>69107299
>I've already spent 500k isk on a sled and it's barely operational

You ought to pay more than ten dollars for a sled then

>>69107299
Jesus dude, that's a lot. I'm sorry your sled didn't work out so well. Marine Engineering sounds really interesting, why did you decide to go into it?
>>69107667
Don't be rude Faroesson

>>69107792
a lot of work man
waiting on a delivery for the clutch and gearing

>>69107908
You're not too young to be doing that kind of work? I mean, I wouldn't know since that really isn't my feild of knowledge, I'm more of an artsy type, but I enjoy hearing about it.

>>69108403
I will finish school when I am about 21
And when I say marine engineering I mean the guy in the engine room of a ship, not ship design.

>>69109213
21 is still pretty young, it sounds like you really have your life together. So you have to learn a lot about machinery then? How does the Icelandic military view America?

>>69109403
>icelandic military
Doesnt exist

>>69109974
No really, what's it like? Or what is the view on Americans in general in your country?

>>69110323
I don't think Iceland has a military. The U.S. protects them

>>69110405
No way, I didn't know that. I feel so uncultured.

>>69110323
There's only 300k people living there, amigo

>>69110323
I hear a lot of guys call the US the united states of avesome

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>>69110579
Makes me feel better about myself. I hope I'm not taking up your time by bombarding you with all these questions. I just think Iceland one of the mainly places Americans completely disregard, when they know much more about us. Americans are like that, we don't care about other countries. You seem like a cool guy though.

>>69110934
Thanks lad
Give me more questions I got nothing better to do

>>69111437
Do you have any Icelandic recipes you'd be willing to give me? I enjoy experimenting with new food. Also, how did you learn English? Is English taught as a second language there?

>>69111437
Not him, but are Icelanders aware of how much better their literature, language, and culture is than other Scandanavians because it was kept pure?

Was English easy to learn?

>>69100128
A rock worth living under

>>69111765
Icelandic was created by nationalists in the 19th century. Before that it had loads of danish and north German words like faroese.

>>69111560
http://lambakjot.is/uppskriftir/islensk-kjotsupa - icelandic meat soup
I think english, for me at least just came with years. I watched a lot of the simpsons as a kid with subtitles, learned a lot from that

>>69112284
Thanks for the recipe.
That's really cool. Do you think you'll need to use English in the future?

>>69111765
Yes, there is always 1 or 2 guys in high school class that can quote hávamál

Holy shit the OP of this thread is autistic as fuck

>>69112508
>4chan
>autistic
Anything else, Cap'n obvious?

>>69099995
Because you are an unrelenting faggot
Get a grindr account and fuck off from /int/ forever

>>69112627

I hate this fucking meme, srs, it should just fucking die NOW

>>69112490
Do you use English in your day to day life?

>>69113103
not at all

>>69085080
'look' how? In a luxurious, voluptuous way?

>>69113386
Why not? Would you like too?

>>69112746
danskarir út

>>69113724
Eg fari at drepa ein dana í kvald. Wish me luck

>>69113777
>jeg planlægger at dræbe en dansker i aften
Reporterede til cpi

>>69113777
Krossfarar ið jagstra daniir, nær?

>>69113500
like what counts as daily life?
not really

>>69113724
>>69113777
>>69113940
You are probably spouting memes, but your language is beautiful
>>69114782
I guess if you use it at all reading or interacting with people. Do you just use it mostly on here?

>>69114919
>Do you just use it mostly on here?
pretty much

>>69113929
My grandfather used to beat up every germans in what ever city they laid their ship, after the war. I will cary on the tradition, only d*nes instead, and on faorese ground. They are invaders

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What is the process of getting a gf on the Faroe Islands?

>>69115062
Can you tell me something about prima brun snus?
How much does it cost?
How strong is it?

>>69115208
Being social, friendly, funny and flirty.

>>69115208
>call cousin
>ey wanna fuck
>a year later happily married

For you though? Probably not gonna happen.

>>69115296
Prima brun snus. It is a 100g snus envelope. There is not much to say. Theres only a faroese warning on the package and the name prima brun snus, and a little company name: brodrene brun. Not much is known about the product. As far as I know it is only sold in the faroes.

>>69115456
Have you tried it?

Norwegians, I want you to know that for Christmas I made juleribbe and it was delicious! Everyone loved it. :)

>>69115521
Everyday m8. Have one in right now

>>69115593
Yeah, you might be slightly colorblind.

>>69114946
Do you think you'll ever be stationed here?

>>69115650
ayy m8
Do you just use your fingers or?

>>69115661
Doyggj. Danin er fanin

>>69115827
????

>>69115847
Finger against the side, it makes a perfectan prís

>>69115972
Have you tried a syringe or paper? desu fingers just never make one big enough

HEY Icelandic and Faroese people, how is the LGBT scene over there? How are asexuals viewed?
>>69115963
Stationed here by the military I think is what he meant

>>69115872
Du burde være lidt mere taknemmelig med alle de penge vi sender over til jer skide fårekneppere.

>>69116069
What military?

>>69116069
Gay marriage became legal a few months ago, I believe. Also, I don't see how anybody can really care about asexuals as they're supposedly as "neutral" as can be.

>>69116069
>asexuals
I think few people know what that is

>>69116283
>>69116323
Nice. I mean, lots of asexuals still have gfs/bfs but just don't have sex. How are trans people viewed there?

>>69116031
Syringe is for gays. One finger against the side is enough with prima brun

>>69116804
Why do you care?
Also
Þetta eru asnalegar spurningar sem þú ert að spyrja.

>>69117094
Because I can and ríða þér dude

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>>69116985
Paper is the future man

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>>69117287
>ríða þér dude

>>69117291
Hvat kind of man puts snus in paper?

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>>69117410
A lot of guys here

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>>69117503
Thays so weird. Crush it against the side of the can. Or snus portión snús. Oh i remember you only have shit nosetobbaco. Hahahhaha

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>>69100512
It used to mean virtue signaling online bloggers who don't really care about the issues they take umbridge in. Nowadays SJW means "anyone with political views left of me"

Thanks /pol/ for ruining another useful term

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>>69117614
At least it's strong

>>69117769
Funny that fishermen always bring neftobak back home, when we have much better her att hoym

>>69084994

Any given culture cannot be logically defined because culture is a set of emotional behaviors.

>>69117879
>his country still has fishermen
top lel

>>69117879
Really? Gotta bring a lot with me if I go to faroe then

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>>69115208

literally the exact same as any western country

1. be attractive
2. be tall
3. ????
4. profit!

>>69118219
I will buy one justfor novelty

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>>69118218
96% of gdp

>>69118218

don't laugh, a handful of Nordic fisherman literally overpowered the entire British """royal""" """navy"""

>>69118349
Thats one good looking boat
>>69118411
Do you have any fishy recipes you'd like to give me then? :3
>>69118515
That's not saying much, but Nordic people are pretty bad ass

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>>69118625
>>69118640
Víkingur AK 100 just arrived in iceland from equipment install in Norway. Built in turkey. 8 crew members

>>69118625
Hang the fish outside for a few weeks and then eat it with boiled potatoes and garnatálg

eg havi hug til at læra foroyskt, men eg veit ikki, hvar eg kann finna upplýsingar um málið.

>>69107299
>I've already spent 500k isk on a sled and it's barely operational
Why not buy a T1 Frigate?

>>69117291
The fug, is that lössnus your rolling in a paper?

>listening to the soundtrack for this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cga-07MBp48
Damn you guys, Icelandic sounds great. Faroese does too. I just don't know how you guys do it.

How are Faroese boys

What's the boipussi like

>>69120052
Reading that, it doesn't look like you need to learn. You are already fluent

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>>69121557
Neftóbak boiii

hálvdeyður tráður

>>69118131
interesting