/cum/

>>69078780
hey I was looking for my mop all day long, where did you find it?

>>69078784
I didn't get any presents

>>69078780
inb4 janny

>>69078780
It's like that beck cover.

Still don't feel anything from that edible so I ate another

>>69078851
oh yeah. didn't he use a mop head for that?

new captcha is fucking retarded i gotta draw shit and click like 50 fucking tiles before i can finally post

>>69078913
Switch to Legacy

>>69078841
hmmm that sucks me neither...
at least we hab each other :DDDDD *hugs*

Merry Christmas /cum/, eat dirt janny

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>>69078913
>not using legacy captcha

>>69078900
Thats always a good move

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>>69078900
>hurr durr 420 blaz it look how cool i am
>uh oh i had another one XD ha ha i hope that isn't bad XD
>plz give me attention i'm a super cool weedman

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>>69078942
Well, you're as nice a present as I could hope for. I'm not that sad

>>69078952
Merry Christmas anon

>>69078929
>>69078953
how?

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>>69078983
No need to be mean to anons on Christmas day.

>>69079029
It's in the Settings tab at the bottom of your screen

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>>hurr durr 420 blaz it look how cool i am
>>uh oh i had another one XD ha ha i hope that isn't bad XD
>>plz give me attention i'm a super cool weedman

>>69078983
>d-degenerate! baka!

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>New "England"
>Largest ancestries are Irish and Italian

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>>69079056

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>>69079018
thats cute :D
>>69079041
doesn't anons include brazilians too
you sound a bit hypocritical bushi-kun

>>69079144
>Brazilians
>human

test

I need something to buy mysle ffor christmas

>>69079187
icles

>>69079187
it worked chile, I fell in love with you

>>69079187
you're still alive texas i thought of you when i saw the earthquake in chile stay safe

>>69079187
Proxies are a bannable offense m8

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>icles

>>69079237
na it was testing if my internet was shit

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>>icles

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>>69079144
Bullying non-/cum/ flags is a tradition here my gay Ahmed.

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Wowee its a real white-out

>>69079278

Ill give you a whiteout you ducking homo

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>>69079278
Hello South Dakota! Merry Christmas!

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>those conversations with relatives on holidays that make you feel like a failure

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>>69079184
>brazilians
>humans
t.pic related

>>69079278
QUICK EVERYONE REPLY

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>>69079312
Merry Christmas Arkansas!

>>69079307
t. horny baby

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>>69079329
>tfw you're right

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M-merry Christmas Minnesota!!!

I still hate you though

>>69079350
>>69079307
both of you are going to hell, you hear me H E L L

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the stupid santa hats make everything glitch out to hell

>>69079376

I'll kick satan in the nuts

>>69079350
How was your Christmas? What did your bf get you?

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>>69079376
Sounds steamy~

>>69079419
>>69079429
I hope Christ smites ye heresy!

>>69079423
Nothing because he's penniless

I bought him Pokemon Moon and gave him the gnome

It's going good, how's yours going?

I just realized 2015 was 800 billion years ago

>>69079312
you're just full of holiday cheer

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>>69079275
oh ok don(t mind me then
>>69079361
don't be upset dad bod is trending
hnnnnngggg
>tfw no dad bod american bf

>>69079473
I still love you Chile

>>69079485
It's alright. I cooked a ham

>>69079512
Merry Christmas, Montana!

I like Christmas

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>>69079473
Al chile Chile

Calm down, it's Christmas

>>69079548
I can give you a twink bod

I hear that's all the rage in Afghanistan

>>69078780
That's a fucking cool doggo

>>69079550
Aww, Merry Christmas, Arkansas <3

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>>69079550
Was it a yummy ham?

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African American culture


Merry Christmas everyone!!

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>>69079616
<3

>>69079618
It was. I can put some of my pork in your mouth if you want me to

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Christmas is the final boss of the year. Thank god that's over.

>>69079620
Merry Christmas, anon!

>>69077073
>It will be much worse than that. North America will be covered in ash, and the world will go into a mini ice age from all the ash in the atmosphere blocking the sun.

Isn't that a good thing though, to combat global warming

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Have you conquered your demons yet /cum/?

>>69079821
No, that doesn't make sense. This would be 10 times worse than global warming.

>>69079821
shut the fuck up
i live in the kill zone

>>69079821
checkm8 science

>>69079550
>>69079580
Homosexuals should not be allowed to celebraré Christmas!!

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>>69079846
no because Felicity is still not my gf

>>69079821
>Isn't that a good thing though, to combat global warming
Cooler temperatures are worse for us than warmer temperatures

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>>69079675
Lewd, no thank you

>>69079894
Then you shouldn't either!

>>69079894
Jesus loved everyone Chile, even sinners

>>69079927
Why? Don't you like ham?

I couldn't smoke it this year though, that sucked

>>69079620
QUNICY QUANZA Y'ALL
>>69079591
hmmm i dunno however the idea isn't that bad...we will see

>>69079927
I'm allowed since I am not a heretic
>>69079950
BUT GOD DOESN'T

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>>69079950
I like ham but I'm pretty sure you weren't talking about ham

>>69079894
wtf i hate texas now!
you don't believe that, do ya?

>>69079709
My dad wasn't a fan of the rum I brought over so he let me take it home.

It's about to be a rumble in an hour or so.

>>69079992
>I'm pretty sure you weren't talking about ham
Wow, you're being really lewd tonight. I just wanted to offer you some ham

>>69079979
>BUT GOD DOESN'T
Yes he does. He loves me just as much as he loves you

homsxuals re an affront to the lord and willl serve an eternity in hell

>>69080051
Jesus died for my sins

>>69080051
wow that's some big words!

How's everyone's Ramadan gong so far?

Mubarak!

>>69080080

t. homo

jesus looks upon you and shakes his head in pity

>>69080051
this 2bh

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>>69080041
I've been getting it on all day, ofc I'm horny

my new year's resolution is to stop spending so much money on banal bullshit

my life and job just suck so much that the little rush of ordering something and the anticipation of waiting for it to arrive has become like a drug to me, like that of junk food for other people

I will spend only what I need, and any surplus will only be spent to better my life.

>>69080080
if you don't sin then jesus died for nothing, FACT

>i put my penis in another dudes butthole, time for eternal torture, totally fair
i believe in god but i dont believe in that shit

>>69080138

t. a gay

>>69080125
Ay I'm doing the same but I'm going to put what I would have normally spent on my vices into a savings account.

You should try that, Everytime you want to spend money on shit just go take it out of an ATM and deposit it into a savings account.

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>>69080175
i may have sucked some penis before, but im totally straight, because Felicity is too hot

Does anybody even like Mississippi?

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>I sucked dick, but Im straight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxLtXJzo3Ew

song just sint as great thanks to trump

>>69080091
Ramadan was in June

>>69080109
Jesus looks upon me as one of his wayward sheep that needs to come home

>>69080118
*sweating intensifies*

listen i sucked a black dude for like two ours but its not gay at all he was sad because his g left him it was a bro job that's all i am 100% straight

>>69080136
hmm really made me think

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>listen i sucked a black dude for like two ours but its not gay at all he was sad because his g left him it was a bro job that's all i am 100% straight

>>69080184
What I already do is funnel all but the required $25 to keep my checking account open into a savings account.

The real issue is credit cards. It's way too easy for me to spend money because of them. If not for the fact that everyone tells me you need a credit history for everything, I would cancel it right now.

I'm thinking I should just leave it home and withdraw $100 from the bank account every month and use that to cover daily expenses. Anything I don't use goes back into savings and I lower the amount I withdraw until I reach equilibrium.

>The story of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis does not explicitly identify homosexuality as the sin for which they were destroyed. Most interpreters find the story of Sodom and a similar one in Judges 19 to condemn the violent rape of guests, rather than homosexuality, but the passage has historically been interpreted within Judaism and Christianity as a punishment for homosexuality due to the interpretation that the men of Sodom wished to rape the angels who retrieved Lot.

hmmmm....

david allan coa

>>69080372

t. gay

should i just go gay lads? pretty sure i could do it as long as i'm on top and men probably give you less lip, right?

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>I-90 is closed down because of the blizzard

>>69080372
I'm pretty sure homosexuality was a sin because humanity was tiny back then and any man not filling pussy with hot cum was deemed a traitor to the species.

>>69080399
agree

>>69080412
not where i am

>>69080392
t. not a Christian

>>69080399
>men probably give you less lip, right?
Generally, yeah. So long as you're not fucking a poof

Where you at bb

1 Corinthians

>9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men

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>I-90

>>69080412
At least you can stay comfy with your bf

>>69080467
>>69080454

t. flaming homosexuals

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>>69080486
you are gay

>>69080467
Joke's on God, I'm not having any sex right now

>>69080486
t. not a Christian

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>the bible

>>69080497

I am the most heterosexual psoter in /cum/

>>69080449
Well yeah you're on the opposite side of Montana from me, aren't you?

>>69080479
yes

>>69080473
Did you want me to buy you EU4 now?

>>69080372
Um, Where do you think the name sodom comes from? Sodomites. Means penis in asses.

>>69080512
God still loves you, anon

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>>69080513
no, you are gay, and nothing can change that, and its ok

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The worst thing about family Christmas parties is seeing all the cousins you smacked dicks with when you were 11

>>69080551

I only enjoy the company of women, male love is a sin against god

Is Jesus a fedora guy or a trilby fellow.

>>69080525
Yes. but its still really shitty over here. probably not as bad as it where you are though

>>69080567
so true, we blew eachother too, nowadays we just avoid eachother at gatherings

>>69080567
I've never smacked dicks with my cousins 2bh

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>>69080591
I can see my neighbors houses and nothing more

GOD DAMMIT, who cursed me with these hiccups

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YA CUNTS!

>>69080583
1 Samuel 18:1
>And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
bit gay don't ya think

>>69080637
The Jews

>>69080634
it's been snowing all day
but we don't have a blizzard warning going on
stay warm bb

>>69080650
That's not what that verse means

>>69080645
Merry Christmas, anon!

1 cortinthians is very clear, attraction to men is not a sin. only acting on it

>>69080645
Merry christmas and feliz navidad to the mexicans

>>69080691

t. homosexual

>>69080598
>>69080618
The first girl I ever fingered was my cousin who was 3 years older than me. It's always weird seeing her. As for the dick smacking we just fake conversations

Caeser 4:20

>Damn shit Jesus wuz a bitch nigga fucc boi. We lit in this bitch pour me some more henny thotty. Also y'all gay niggas fuxxin gay as shit.

>>69080707
kek. I beat up my cousins but now I like them

>>69080689
they're just friends right

2 Samuel 1:26
>I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.

>>69080735
PREACH

>>69080705
my sins are no more agreegis in the eyes of the lord than yours

>>69080769
I was a bully to mine. I would make fun of my one vousin who had a stutter. Now I'm dating a girl with a pronunciation problem.

Ironic right?

>>69080820

I am 100% heteroexual. you ae gay

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>>69080820
You will burn in the lake of fire and AIDS

>>69080735
Jesus confirmed responsible for the stab that killed Caesar

>>69080802
Also not what that verse means

David was judged by God for being an adulterer and a murderer. I don't think that he would have missed David's homosexuality if it had been present

>>69080846
thats not how the bible works

i will not fornicate which means it is only masturbation and therefore same as you

>>69080850
read bible larper

>>69080820
>agreegis
LMAO! It's egregious you illiterate yank

FUCK why are my legs so heavy

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Merry kurisumasu /cum/bois

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>>69080889
This is what I do to gays

>>69080895
FATTY

>>69080899
Mari krismus

>>69080682
u2

>>69080930

*BEATS YOU Up*

japanese used to kill christians and now they all go on cute datos on christmas

>>69080874
I know it's supposed to show brotherly like affection
but its still weird how they described it

>>69080958
2 nukes wasn't enough

>>69080958
Some traditions should be brought back.

Now that I have flags, I can see the gayest states are up north from me. Hmmmm
>>69080899
I am not a cumboy.

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>>69080899
Merry Christmas, Canada!

>>69080769
i used to hang out with my female cousin all the time and beat the shit out of each other. then one day we did some hand stuff and never really talked again. feelsbadman

i take my information from anime

CALM DOWN! gay is okay
#lovewins

>>69081021

t. gay

something more awkward than going for a high5/handshake and they leave you there waiting? dont think so

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>>69081000
You weren't really here last night Baja. Did you have fun with whatever you were doing?

Nice digits btw

>>69081060
Yea, going for a hug from a girl and she pushes you away and laughs.

Never happened to me though.

>>69081060
when you're going into a supermarket and the greeter says "hello welcome to ___"
and you respond with "thanks you too"

funny doggo

>>69081010
my cousin used to tell me dirty ass jokes all the time when we was little she even showed her vagina and i showed her my pee pee too but it was long ago when we was curious and we don't talk anymore
>>69081031
thanks.

>>69081021
I like you, but no.

>>69081094
or telling a girl you love her (after your first date) and she just laughs and ignores you for months evertime you try to talk to her

happend to a friend of mine tho i swear

Merry Christmas you guys.

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE

take you HIGHERRRR

>>69081152
just kiss me you fucking swine

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>>69081072
I'm sorry, but it's impossible to be like a normie and do shitposting at the same time.

>Did you have fun with whatever you were doing?
Yes, I did.

>Nice digits btw
Thank you.

>>69081149
Merry Christmas, Canuck

>>69080895
better grip for when your bf's pounding your ass and you wrap your legs around his waist

>Other men try to act tough to hide their sensitivity
>I pretend to be sensitive to hide my wicked nihilism
makes you think

>>69081210

I dont have a boyfriend, Im straight

>>69080899
Merry Christmas, anon!

>>69080964
I guess it's just down to the language that they used

>>69081000
Merry Christmas, Baja!

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>>69081146
>>69081094
>>69081060
>these niggers think they have it bad
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA cucked hard

>>69081232
ohhhh I get it don't worry it's fine ;)

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>>69081232
>Traps aren't gay

>>69081149
Merry Christmas, anon!

>>69081194
>wanting to be a normie

>>69081274

traps are super gay

just like you

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>>69080930
Thx!

>>69080995
Then have a bad one!

>>69081000
Thx qt!

just saw two 40~ olds talking about how much they like /pol/ on twitter lmap

>>69080995
We're next to each other tho

roses are red
violets are blue
I eat pee pee
and poo poo too

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>>69081294
hahaha u kno it ;d

>>69081254
> what the fuck.... those donuts were for your boyfriends daughter

should I capture gadtly?

Am I gay if I have gay thoughts about anime boys only

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>>69081342
Not if you don't fantasize about sucking their penors

>>69081330

Traps are gay guys. If it has a dick and balls or used to be steve, it is gay.
>>69081300
I did have a bad one. All the stores are closed, so no liquor.
>>69081324
>>69081324
Eh, you are gay? that is playing with fire down here.

>>69081342
its only gay if you act on those thoughts
as soon as you penetrate your computer screen you're gay

>>69081342

yes

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>>69081336
>looked up gadtly because I thought it was some new pokemon from after gen 3

Go for it. Haunter is pretty cool.

>>69081336
no.
pokemon?

>>69081371
Traps have FEMININE PENIS, whole different story.
Nothing gay with liking traps

>>69081371
>that is playing with fire down here.
I haven't had too much trouble. Most people don't care so long as you keep it to yourself

>>69081409

t. homosexual

>>69081405
what about misdreavus

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I just ate a big Christmas dinner with my family.

How's your Christmas going /cum/?

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>traps aren't gay

>>69081449
I had a bowl of pineapple slices. This is my Christmas dinner.

>>69081449

Im all alone and drinking myself into a stupor

>>69081449
Merry Christmas, anon!

It's been alright

>>69081409
i second this as i am a trap myself
i confirm am not gay i am an anime btw

>>69081449
horrible. i have nothing to make a legit Christmas dinner with, no presents, no family, and it looks like i'm gonna have to dig my car out tomorrow before work

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>>69081409
well, there was a study that said a lot of straight males are attracted to traps do to the female features to them. So meh?
>>69081420
That nice anon. Do you live in Little Rock or a big city there?
Here in the cities if you stay around nice areas, arent open it is fine. But where I am from in this shithole, wew, the blacks especially are homophobic in my hometown. Countryfolks sure are scary.
>>69081441
hmmm, not sure. I havent played pokemon since the gameboy advances. kek

>>69081498
You can come to me, we have some leftovers

What if it's a normal penis but the peehole is a mini vagina. Is that feminine?

>>69081543
i would love to

>>69081595
I have a vagina on my penis?

>>69081595
hmmm, oh god, that gif is poping up again.

Anyone here ever had deep fried turkey?

What if its a normal vagina but the clit is a mini dick. Is that masculine?

>>69081595
A Finn posted a webm like that here recently.

A question mainly for mexicans. At what price range can I expect a used car to be in decent conditions?

I'm an intern saving for my first car.

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>>69081653
hmm

Any one playing Stardew Valley?

>>69081675
Go on /o/ m8. One of the best boards because they like being helpful.

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>>69081653
you dont have to worry. she is most likey a bodybuilder and will make you the girl.

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>>69081653
I've seen a picture of one of those. Scary stuff.

>>69081541
>Do you live in Little Rock or a big city there?
I live in Conway which is about 30 miles from Little Rock

>the blacks especially are homophobic in my hometown
Yeah, blacks can be pretty bad about that

Country folk aren't that bad though. They don't care so long as you aren't a faggot about everything

>>69081642
Yeah. I prefer smoked turkey

>>69081716
Yeah

I need something to buy myself for Christmas

pls respond

>>69081675
50-80k

>>69081722
I'm scared of visiting new boards, my man.

>>69081675
I would assume you can get a working car in Mexico for 1-3k USD which would be 25-40k mexipeso

>>69081755
A hooker

>>69081755
Get Stardew Valley, very comfy

>>69081753
Currently on day 12, you?

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I really want to be a cowboy

>>69081818

didnt liek SV that much

>>69081818
>you?
Year 5

>No cute Canadian bf to JO w/

>>69081821
Move to Alberta or Saskatchewan and raise cattle

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>>69081755
Crown Royal

>>69081839
Well i have a long way to go, who did you wife ?

>>69081821
Go to Calgary

>>69081755
A bottle of whisky and a lasso

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really gets the old noggin joggin

>>69081888
>>69081870
I already have enoguh booze

>>69081821
i'll saddle you up big boi

>>69081877
Leah because all you need to marry her is salad

>>69081864
>>69081884
But there are no deserts and canyons in our prairies

Why would anyone drink Bacardi? That shit tastes like turpentine

Fuck football and fuck soccer (futbol)

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>>69081927
What kind of fucking idiot raises cattle in the desert?

>>69081927
>cowboys living in the desert
U ok lad?

>>69081934
Maybe they like it

>>69081675
35-60k

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>>69078780
not a bad flag 2bh

>>69081675
what do you mean by "decent"?

if by "has four wheels, 100,000 miles, and turns on sometimes", probably around $1500-$3000.
if by "okay, not the greatest thing but it only has 30k miles and isn't completely fucked up" about $4000-$8000

my advice? get a motorcycle.

>>69081904
I'd not only stay friends with him but ask him to get rid of a few people like Taylor swift and the population of Japan 2bh

Good night and sleep tight, too tired for any final thoughts

Anybody here sick?

Everyone in my family is plus another 15 fucking people, hell even the fucking queen is sick. Wtf is going on?

At least I can shitpost on here without regret

>>69082030
Good night Germany

I hope you had a merry Christmas!

>>69081934
Most rum tastes like that, it takes some getting used to.

>>69081970
>>69081974
Cowboys live in hot climates with deserts senpai. everyone knows that.

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>>69081735
that pic
you fucking killed me mate it gets me very time

>>69081904
>Spanish friend says he kills people with his mind
>I say "Ok"

Don't see how it's impeding the friendship

>>69082033
i puked a little in the back of myself, and then nearly choked on it for like a minute straight

other than that im good

>>69082033
I have bronchitis

What are you sick with fampai?

>>69082051
Kansas isn't a desert

>>69081755
love

>>69082060
*back of my throat

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>>69082051
Ah yes I see

You have no idea what a cowboy is do you?

>>69082023
>the population of Japan

t. Hung-Ze

>>69082082
Bad flu but it's actually causing some minor bronchial seizures in me

New York sure is a weird place

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>>69082013
1871-1921 was our best flag.

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>>69082052
ah yes, that and the one that says you people are animals after that guy swears against the sunni women(i think they are sunni) on that cooking show, those make me laugh.
do you have the leaf one? Ill trade you this

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>>69082082
>>69082097
If cowboys don't live in deserts why are they always surrounded by cactuses and tumblrweeds?

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lmao

>>69082130
>tfw furthest east i've gone is north dakota
i'd like to see the holy land of jews in person at least once in my life

>>69082048
Really? I thought it was supposed to be sweet since it's made from sugar cane.

I got a bottle of Meyers rum and it tastes fantastic.

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>>69082142
agreed

pic related is newfoundland's old ensign, kinda clipart tier but other than that it's pretty ok

>tfw Sacramento
We we're the only Californians ever taught the jealously guarded secret knowledge of why we are the capital city.

>>69082150
cowboys herd cows anon. why the fuck would they be in a dry spot with little to no vegetation?

>>69082150
have you seen brokeback mountain

>>69082150
Those aren't cowboys

You can't raise cattle where the only thing that grows is tumbleweed

>>69081757
>>69081772
>>69081979
And how worth it is the jump between, lets say, a 50k car and an 80k one?
>>69082021
I'm scared of bikes.

>>69082150
This poster is not representative of the Canadian education system. Our schools are actually pretty good.

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>>69082150
Because Hollywood directors are fucking idiots who think the entire country is like California, i.e. a fucking desert

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>>69082185

>tfw shity NBA team

>>69082201
Uh huh

>>69082201
hes an ameri transplant?

>>69082189
>>69082190
>>69082192
cowboys don't need cows to herd to be cowboys

>>69082201
>commie schools
>good
You're not fooling me Ivan

>>69082197
I was scared of bikes too until I saw insurance was $200 a year and I could ride 200 miles on $6 worth of gas

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>>69082226

>>69082257
but he's not wrong

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>>69082148
>dear son.jpg
i already have it
nope i don't have the leaf meme but i can give you this

>>69082278
Stop posting

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>>69082226
Holy shit you're dumb

if i became a farmer i would buy a cattle farm in central florida and be a cracker

>>69082288
Cowboys don't listen to bitches like yourself

>>69082257
>>69082291
VERY mean

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>>69082226
you arent wrong but, there is a reason why we call them that, and even then, most animals need vegetation and boutyful rivers, well the desert regions have some grasslands and rivers in between. but save face anon.

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>>69082167
That's a dark rum, the light ones are used in cocktails because they don't taste that sweet on their own.

>>69082179
Not a fan of the ol' faded Irish flag?

>>69082311
And I don't listen to """people""" like you

lots of cattle in central fl due to heat and sandy soil

its also so close to the ocean and some of the largest flea markets in the country are here

>>69082197
depende del motor que traiga

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>Jack Kennedy

some of my ancestors were florida crackers and theyre way cooler than cowboys

>>69082210
>tfw build a super expensive stadium to that shitty team in the middle of the city
what a shitshow. I wish another city would take our awful niggerball team.

if you don't live in the desert you're not a cowboy

>>69082421

t. Seattle

>>69082396
what about him

>>69082421
t. Portland

crackers > cowboys