I love poland. I want to be polish. How do I become polish? Please

Głupi diasporak

polska to gowno zabij sie.

>>69069002
I would start by learning polish language, moving to poland, get employed and marry cute qt. That should be solid start.

Next christmas you will put carp into your bathtub :-D

>>69069002

Learn to Pole-squat
Learn to deny the existence of Ukraine
Learn to love Soviet times
Learn to hate big bad Germans and to go in an autistic frenzy whenever they are mentioned

>>69069724
Poles don't squat and we fought communism retard.

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>>69069612
What if I don't like carp?

>>69069724
>Learn to Pole-squat
will do
>Learn to deny the existence of Ukraine
already do
>Learn to love Soviet times
already do
>Learn to hate big bad Germans and to go in an autistic frenzy whenever they are mentioned
already do

I am almost polish !!

>>69069743

>Poles don't squat

I see Polish construction workers squat all the time while taking a break

>and we fought communism retard.

LOL

>>69069759
You don't have to eat it, talk to it or pet it. You put carp in bathtub mainly to banter on /int/ and impress polish qties. Everything else is optional.

>>69069876
Thank you for your helpful advice! I'll try to do that... maybe...
Carps are so scary... what if they bite me?

Have a pig face, 20 IQ, let your country be conquered all the time, flee to a western country to work for 500 euros and get killed by Brits because you are lower in hierarchy than pakis.

>>69069759
Carp is love, carp is life.
You should buy if a week before christmass and put it in your bathtub, sit beside him all day and all night long and comfort poor animal by telling him sad stories about polish history - then kill it with a hammer and eat his muddy flesh for the glory of the baby Jesus.
Being polish is a weird mixture of being extremely polite, sincere and hospitable with sudden outbursts of aggressive madness, think of Jeckyll/Hyde syndrome on steroids. Quite often literally.
If you want to become one start working out, learn how to drink and find yourself a polish cutie.

>tfw almost polish
>tfw can't get away from this
Suffering

Convince yourself every day and all day that you are inferior to Czechs
Buy portraits of Hus and Havel
kneel before them every night, whip yourself on the back, and profusely apologize for not being worthy and being born a huge Pope cuck

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>>69069002
go to russia and install Cheka
also what is your polonized name would be?

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>>69070064
>carp
>bite me
LOL

carp is
carp can't do anything to you, unless you knowingly stick your pe*is or finger in it's mouth. It is as powerful as pic related.

>>69070287
I guess it would be Mateusz
But I'd like to have a true polish name like Lechosław

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>>69070396
But look at it...
It seems so menacing and evil...

>>69070101
Stop falseflagging Pavel, we all know the Polish are the true ubermenschen aryans

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>>69070558
Just be a little brave. Polish man are very brave.

>>69070630
*Pawel
t. Kurwa

>>69069002
>portraits of Kaczyński, JP2, and Jaruzelski
this makes absolutely no sense
>I love poland. I want to be polish.
I'd prefer to be Italian, can be Italian?

>>69069724
>Learn to Pole-squat
no such thing
canbs squat, slavs don't
when will /int/ learn this?

>>69071221
you want to be polish?
ez
just emigrate to any other country, for example italy, and steal locals' jobs

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>>69069002
First of all get rid of that Jaruzelski portrait you fukken commie bastard

>>69069002
>wanting to be Polish
you can't be serious. Polacks are total subhuman scum. Everybody hates them.

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>>69075591
says a slovak lol literally poorman's poland

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>>69075591
>be slovak
>be poor
>get blown up

>>69075644
>>69075685
lol
everywhere I went, people were excited I'm a Slovak. In the same breath, they started insulting Polacks like crazy
>fucking Polish people, they're fucking everywhere, get drunk and high all the time, destroy shit, steal, I hate them
Poles = scum

>>69075685
Not the Slovak above, but wew Nippon, where did you get that map? Looks more like some Total War map.
>UK=1
okay, that fits.

you just have to prove how easily your ass is invaded (by a nigger cock)

>>69078224
>>69075591
t. Lászlo Fekete

FUCK OFF FROM MY COUNTRY

>>69078409
It's okay buddy I love Slovakia no matter what some flustrated losers on the internet say :3.

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Polish bros, what does this image say?

>>69078899
It says that there are some unspecified troubles with reaching TVP (the main polish broadcaster) signals from certain places (as pointed on the map).

>>69079149
Is it true that there was some kind of coup earlier this month?

>>69079255
No. The issue however is way too complex to be explained in a sufficient way on an anonymous imageboard.

>>69079967
okay, thank you.
I wish you would explain but I understand your post.
Thank you again