>be American >hear gunshots outside >carry on M-merry

I literally never heard a gunshot in my entire life.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/christmas-eve-deadly-shooting-wilson-north-carolina/

?

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>>69050053
I'm in Tennessee and it literally happened just now
probably won't even make the news to be honest

It's mix of fireworks and gunshots here

but shit really goes down on 12AM new years

>>69050050
Go to Rio

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>be Confederate citizen of glorious Confederacy
>hear gunshots
>get my own gun and shoot it at the hill
MERRY CHRISTMAS

There's absolutely nothing wrong with gunshots in the distance

>>69050020
People are going crazy with the fireworks here

Just heard my neiggbor unload their clip

DOG BLESS TEXAS

>>69050162
GAWD BLESS TEXAS

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I just live in the metro area and so I feel like a crime has happened and it's not a rip-roarin' fun redneck time it's just murder time

also Christmas is supposed to be quiet and calm like baby Jesus and Santa's comin' so you gotta be asleep
I've never known a firework Christmas

>>69050205
>it's not a rip-roarin' fun redneck time it's just murder time
It's really hard to differentiate between the two when you're not the one shooting.
Of course, whenever I'm in the city I just assume any sounds I hear are people murdering others.
No wonder citypeople are so afraid of hearing gunshots in rural areas. It's the complete opposite for most here.

>>69050205
Urban areas represent everything that's wrong with humanity.

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>move from arizona to commiefornia
>never hear gunshots anymore

>>69050090
"no"

>>69050205
excuse me sir, may I know why your reaction image needed that dramatic zoom-in?

please respond

>>69050421
to emphasize my distress of course

>>69050020
Someone got murdered at a gas station near where I live today. Shot 3 times.
I live in the most conservative county in the most conservative state in the USA(Utah County, Utah).

Merry Christmas.

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>Be American
>Fire celebratory blanks with one of my handguns
>Feelsgreat_pepe_wojack_hug.PNG

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Merry Christmas, Anon!

>>69050020
>mfw rural Southerner
I hear gunshots year round famalam

Not something to be afraid of unless you live in a city

what retard shoots his gun into the air at christmas?

it's not the new year

stupid bastards