American Christmas tradition: >On Christmas morning, American

they eat turkeys and christmas hams

>>69044506
You're memeing here, but I'm seriously considering going to the range tomorrow morning if the weather looks good enough.

I live halfway across the country from my family so I have nothing to do tomorrow anyway. I'll probably go on New Years day too.

We tip whoever give us a gift

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>putting your gifts into red plastic cups

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american christmas stockings

>>69044506
>into the air
Dumb canacuck. We fire our guns into the ground or a hillside.

>>69044506
Kiwi Christmas tradition:
>fuck sheep 5 months before Christmas
>sheep gives birth to presents

>>69044736
The local range is open on Christmas? Do people really need to fire off guns that badly?

>>69045579
Santa has to make it through our air defense system before he can deliver presents.
It's an ancient tradition.

>>69045628
It's an unstaffed range tucked away in the corner of a cornfield. As long as the sun's up and it isn't being rented out, it's open.

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>>69045675
>deliver presents

Supply Depot

wow I was doing Christmas completely wrong

That sounds fun as fuck OP

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>>69045675
Relevant

>>69045301
>Be nip
>Don't have a fireplace to put stockings

Enjoy having no little chocolates and wired doodads.

> family is eating turkey, drinking coke from red cups and praying
> santa shows up
> they tip him and shoot him for trespassing
> all their neighboors come to look what happend
> everyone starts clapping and singing the anthem
> every man lets his wife take turns with the local nig while everyone else is watching
> finally go to sleep (after putting their presents in the fridge cuz they still cant open them)
> wake up
> get arrested