>be Finnish child >have a fucking goat bring you Christmas

>be brazilian
>never see snow

>>69042823
>be catalan
>beat a log with a stick until it shits out presents

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

>be brazilian
>have to lay wounded on the ground and wait before getting finished off because your killers shitty revolver jammed

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>>69042870
Again, you simply can't make up stories like this

is noel baba related to koksal baba

>>69042823
wait what the heck, kolotun babai?
meme map

>>69042959
baba is father

>>69043092
then what does koksal mean?

>>69043151
köksal is name

>>69043194
lol, google translate said it meant "root."

i still don't understand why he is called father.

>>69042823
>Finish child
>fucking goat

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>>69042823
>arabic child
>a fucking goat IS the christmas present

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>>69042855
>be kazak
>never see the ocean

>>69042823
where are my bulgarian brothers at

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>>69042870
>>69042929

Scatology is a respectable catalan tradition.

See also the caganer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

i like goats

>>69042823
>iceland / shets
>le yule man
Bwhahahaha

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>>69043762

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>>69043151
>>69043378
kök=root
sal=release
köksal= to take root
its basically just a non-arabic style turkish name

baba means "father" but can also mean "mafia boss", "guvnor" etc

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>>69042823
We have the yule goat too but it was mostly replaced by Santa.