Are there any languages that seem to make their native speakers

>>69031451
yes, English

english

>>69031473
Wrong. You have to have intense autism to understand the complexities of the English language in full.

The Queen's English.

>>69031473
spanish

>>69031451
American english makes me think of American Pie movies.

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>>69031451

Norwegian, for sure.

spanish

west coast american english

>>69031451
Spanish does a bit.

I'm really not starting shit, but it just looks like someone is pronouncing every syllable out loud like a retard or like Sam saying "POH-TAY-TOES", except without diphthongs, since it's Latin.

Japanese

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People say Danish sounds retarded.
They have yet to realize we're above and beyond the use of words.

Hawaiian. It sounds weird and pre-historic.

>>69031451
Every non-white and asian language

Finn. Looks like a retard is slamming his keyboard.

>>69031451
Russian cyka blyat'
t. native russian speaker yob tvoyu mat'

African languages

English for sure

Probably some African language. It makes them seem like a cave people.

arabic.

>>69035100
There is a tipycal french response.

>>69031570
This.
>>69035100
HONORABLE MEMBAH

>>69031451
Serbo-Croatian and Russian

>>69035100
Dey africun lenguishes arr dee bestuh wanzs. like dey nizerian anglesh

>>69035361
Dobra ona bombonjera

>>69031451
4chan english 2bh sempai

>>69032197
ejou hakoti lokotro hon naato

>>69032290
svin'ya pls. we all know you speak only russian in your daily life, so the only language that sounds retarted to you is your native '''''''laguage''''''.
also, yes, ukranian sounds to russian speakers (including ukranians, because they are russian speakers, no matter what they lie to you) retarded, autistic, funny, disgusting and stupid at the same time.

>>69031451
any clicking language

>>69035129
isn't brazilian an african language actualy?

>>69035127
Finnish is goat though. I love it. PERKELE

African languages

>try to play online games on WEST euro server
>"YOBANY BLYED PEEDORAS MNYEH MNYEH MNYEH"

it deforms the voice, kind of like french, but takes it in a worse direction

>>69036047
It's ancient Portuguese spoken hundreds of years ago like Canadian French, but mixed with sing song monkey sounds.

Whenever I see Hues here they talk like:
Brraaauusseeuul

>>69039603
Brazilian sounds nice when spoken softly, actually. Sure, they don't do it a lot, but when they do it's actually very pleasant, even the monkeyer accents.

Literally a beatboxing language

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WO5XabD-s

>>69031451
French canadian.

People just instantly assume we have some learning disability and probably never heard of the internet.

>>69035889
Exactly.

>>69032145
since when are asians white?

>>69031521
>the complexities of the English language

which are?

>>69043316
tenses

>>69043438
Every language has tenses, duh. Try keeping up with cases and articles

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>>69043588
English has articles.

It also has a shit ton of tenses.

Chinese because they always sound like roaches choking on human cock

>>69041839
>softly
What do you mean? Softly as in slowly/formal tone?

>>69031451
No, stop being retarded.

>>69039603
please come to brazil

>>69044118
Yeah. When overly excited of fast.

It sounds a bit naive and child-like and very optimistic and sweet. Not in a bad way.

When spoken in a strictly formal manner it sort of creates this cognitive dissonance, though.

Brazilian Grandpas sound very calm and warm, for example, like a very wise but light and unworried way.

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>>69031451
Albanian

Although they really are unintelligent it's not just their fuck ugly language

>>69044360
Oh, I see. That's interesting.
I will try that if I ever get in a situation where I'd like to sound specially friendly.

>>69031451
Ebonics

the Brazilian language sounds like babbling

>>69045896
No, it doesn't. Chinese sounds like blabbing. Portuguese doesn't.

>>69046081
Brazilian =/= Portuguese

those are different languages

>>69046131
t. Manoel Joaquim

>>69031451
the only language i can think of is english desu. you can be even 70 iq monkey to use it properly

>>69035100
ooga booga

>>69031451
English
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>>69035988
oчeнь гpyбый тбх

Well, Poles, Russians and Bulgarians refuse to adopt the Czech innovations of the Latin script, so they seem like Englishmen or Germans clumsily trying to write down the alien Slavic language that they're hearing for the first time in their own Germanic phonetic scheme.

>>69031473
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>>69047750
:(

>>69031473
Only accents therein such as the brummie one.
Posh English accents are always given to supervillans and kings after all

>>69031451
kek. No.
All language are equal.

>>69031968

I recognize you. Face it, Portuguese is the least liked Latin language save for Romanian. It's like a drunk version of Spanish. You guys sound like little Spanish kids who can't properly speak yet. When you guys speak Spanish you sound like gringos since you're unable to pronounce vowels with commitment, everything is a diphthong for you like in English.

>¿Oulah, coumous ehtahs?

>>69050474
nice proxy

>>69050530
I thought it was the other way around, you guys can't pronounce our words at all. I don't think I'd have a problem speaking spanish, because we have all those sounds in our language + some weird ones.

>>69050554
?

>>69032290

Your entire nation is naturally retarded, it doesn't really depend on the language your speak.

>>69049760
Don't worry; simplified English doesn't count

>>69050586

So does English and it doesn't do them any favors. Your way of pronouncing "o" for example is exactly like native-english speakers. You guys have a tendency to say "ou" in Spanish instead of just "o". You your "r"s are soft in comparison.

I find swedish and danish pretty retarded-sounding. Which is weird, cause Norwegian or Icelandic sound bretty gut to me.

American English.