Jingle bells jingle bells santa claus is dead
mummy got a rifle and shot him in the head HEY
Robin died Robin died I tried to save his life but Jack and Jill came down the hill and stabbed him with a knife HEY
Crashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, smashing into rocks, crashing into trees HEY
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, someone call the ambulance before I lose my head
HEY
>This is how Anglos celebrate Christmas
What a degenerate race.
WALTZIN MATILDA
WHO BLOODY KILLED HER?
LAYING IN THE GRASS WITH A SPADE UP HER ASS
DELET THIS
KOOKABURRA SITTING IN THE OLD GUM TREE
SHOOT HIM UP THE ASS WITH A 303
>>69019708
>he doesn't get any present and no gf
postman pat
postman pat
postman pat ran over his cat
blood and guts went flying
postman pat is crying
>brits humour
santa has nothing to you
>>69019757
My family is coming round soon and we will have a very comfy christmas
>>69019901
what will santa claus bring to you anon?
>>69019881
HAH! No chleb for you this Christmas, towarzysz!
>>69020050
Nothing I've been a bad boy this year