>get off a plane in Beijing >see this >"Come. Sit.

>>69018923
Rape her

>>69018923
>wat do
have tea

>>69018923
Y-yes mistress.

punch her in the face and run away before she spawns an Elliot Rodger

>>69018923
Run im not getting my kidney stolen

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>>69019508
>now in Beijing prison
>escorted to your cell
>see this inside
>"Come. Sit. Have tea, gweilo."

wat do

>>69019639
KEK

>>69019639
What is she is Opuschennaya?
Ignore her

I love epic chinese show before I got hooked with Nipponese animation. Any good chink shit today?

Ignore her and move on

>>69018923
i would have sucked her nippy titty and tasted her pussy tea

>>69018923
*BBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*

>>69018923
am no gweilo

>>69019614
This.
>>69019639
But if it would come to this I think the only reasonable thing is to accept destiny.

>>69022570
>Implying anyone wants a useless kidney

Top lel finland,nobody wants kidneys that are half functioning

>>69022851
>your alcoholism saves you
Life is truly a mystery.

"spasiba gaijin! quero chai "

>>69022951
For a total of 15 full months before your kidney explodes

whats gweilo
did she just insult me?

>>69023033
It means Westerner

>>69023024
>implying I am not going to become an old bum
Anyhow my drinking ain't even really that bad.

>>69018923
Fuggg

>>69023067
In that case you should drink til you die.Being old sucks.
>Can't control body
>Weak and frail
>Balding/white hair
>Angry all the time
>Body fuctions slowly failing
>Dementia
Etc

>>69023134
>not wanting to become an angry old man who finds joy in watching the world unravel

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>>69023064
>Westerner
I am of pure Wendo-Sarmatian origin.

Such insult calls for a genocide.

>>69023033
ghost man literally

>>69018923
Have tea you autistic shit.

>>69023064
Does it mean westerner, or just a generic word for anybody who's not chinese?

>>69023499
It means Westerner,can be expanded to all white people i.e. arabs

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>>69023296
>ghost man
The fact that for Chinese we were some sorts of boogeyman makes ma all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>69023033
it means devil/evil outsider. Specifically made for white people.

>>69024191
they believed they are the center of this world (china in chinese is - zhong guo - literally "middle kingdom/country") and they're surrounded by devils/ghosts/barbarians from all sides

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>>69018923
>get off a plane in Beijing
>Wat do
Suffocate because I forgot to bring a gas mask.

>>69025072
what the fuck man

>>69018923
they're rip offs
All the girls are friendly there...
Why pay for retard expensive tea?

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>tfw the eternal anglo absolutely cucked china in every possible way

>>69025207
how did they understand each other?

Sit, have tea, and gweilo, in that order

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>>69018923
lop off her head