>mummy just finished wrapping my presents and put them under the tree
>>69017462
my mum just finished sucking my fat cock then she watched me cum in my dad's ass.
>>69017499
Hot
You have a Mummy in your house?
Way to make Straya creepier
>>69017499
thought provoking
>tfw joking with my mum about receiving christmas presents
>hfw she says "Giving you board and shelter at 27 is gift enough"
>>69017462
>big box
>open it
>a letter of job acceptance applied by mother without you knowing, start on 3rd Jan 2017
>>69017610
Damn bro you just got cucked hard
>>69017499
>>69017530
I really hate Australians
Did she say some of them are from me cause daddy couldn't buy them?
>>69017682
d-daddy?
>>69017682
You are Australian you fucking faggot. Kill yourself already.
>>69017736
Prove it you mong
>>69017777
You literally cropped our flag and made it your own you sad cunts
>>69017834
kuzukuzu's a Kiwi, m8
>>69017834
What a bunch of fucking losers eh
>>69017581
>tfw I'm 20 and my mum says this