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>>69011510
Here's English for people to practice.


I KNOW that I shall meet my fate
Somewhere among the clouds above;
Those that I fight I do not hate
Those that I guard I do not love;
My country is Kiltartan Cross, 5
My countrymen Kiltartan’s poor,
No likely end could bring them loss
Or leave them happier than before.
Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,
Nor public man, nor cheering crowds, 10
A lonely impulse of delight
Drove to this tumult in the clouds;
I balanced all, brought all to mind,
The years to come seemed waste of breath,
A waste of breath the years behind 15
In balance with this life, this death.

>>69011640
Bollocks.

Ignore the numbers, they're just counting the lines.

>>69011640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KLKcsrd8rI

Sorry for very shitty mic, just have my laptop which has a shitty mic

I know most (if not all) of you guys celebrate Christmas on the 25th, but here we do so on the 24th.
So even though I just woke up:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JXjqUIKeWV
I wish you a merry christmas!

This is my favourite christmas carol:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dx89F8lKzm

And this is a christmas carol I wrote myself last year, based on the Horst-Wessel-Lied:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UcXnwUAUQ

Love all of you guys. (especially babs and nigel and pierre though)

>>69012551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FOCHo8FrMs

>>69012701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E1iUCy2iUv

I posted this yesterday but the thread died:

Era un niño que soñaba
un caballo de cartón.
Abrió los ojos el niño
y el caballito no vio.
Con un caballito blanco
el niño volvió a soñar;
y por la crin lo cogía...
¡Ahora no te escaparás!

And a carol:

Dime Niño de quien eres
todo vestidito de blanco.
Soy de la Virgen María
y del Espíritu Santo.

Resuenen con alegría
los cánticos de mi tierra
y viva el Niño de Dios
que nació en la Nochebuena.

>>69011640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PWHXVIcxkO

>>69012924
There is some russian:

Burja mgloju niebo krojet
Vikhri sniezhnije krut'ja
To kak zvier' ona zavojet
To zaplachet kak ditja

>>69011510
that pic reminds me of when hurricane charley hit while i was growing up in miami
basically https://youtu.be/7kZ47paxVp0 with more cubans

>>69012803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pm1GzNq5CG
Feliz navidad aunque no es ese día.

For fucks sake
bump
>>69012924
not bad at all. Id slow down speaking though as it kinda hurts your pronunciation of the words a bit.
>>69012207
you sound american.

>>69013617
You stressed some words wrong but it's pretty good anyway

Someone post German.

>>69012207
For some reason, your accent sounds American to me.

>>69012924
You sang it like a song, but it was perfectly intelligible. You pronounced "tumult" more like "timult" but aside from that it was fine.

>>69011640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07eWwlmD5ya
rate

>>69016011
Maybe he's working off of Mexican Spanish.

>>69016210
>guard
Sounded like "gward"
>tumult
Sounded like timult
>"the years to coo.. blyat"
Kek'd

It was good overall though.

>>69016011
Sorry, I work on stressing more.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cr9TGKRA5T

r8 my english accent pls

>>69017394
What the fuck are you reading?
Sounds like you mispronounced triangle and emphatically.

Overall it was pretty understandable.

Shit quality mic though.

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>>69012551
>especially babs

>>69011640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pp9yYzD2V8

what the fuck did you just make me read.
that felt like archaic english.
and a few words I didn't know how to pronounce, not that it would've made any difference but whatever.

>>69018884
>what the fuck did you just make me read.
A poem.

You pronounced them all perfectly fine.

>>69011640
I had american teachers so my english is as cucked as it gets.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RN3ddNFKV1

>>69019299
It was good, you say "years" in a strange way.

What's the doggo walking around in the background?

>>69011640
r8:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DZ1NMc4Yal

Somebody give me Spanish to read.
Wanna test my pronunciation-- I've been learning from text only and haven't had a chance to practice speaking.

>>69020500
>r8
It was perfect my son

Post Danish.

>>69019455
I love my doggo tbqh, i was laying with one while i was recording the audio and the other one was right behind the bed :3

>>69019299
nice doubles
You should work on your vowel sounds. English has a much wider vowel inventory than Spanish does.
For example, the "i" as in "is."
Your English sounds a bit like mine desu. Post Spanish.

>>69020611
What breed are they? I've three Staff terriers.

>>69020580
Hvad fanden sagde du lige om mig din lille kælling? Jeg kan sige dig at jeg er uddannet som den bedste i min klasse i marinen, og jeg har været involveret i flere hemmelige operationer mod Al-Quaeda, og har over 300 bekræftede drab. Jeg er trænet i gorilla krigsforelse og er den bedste skytte i hele det Danske militær. Du er ikke andet for mig end endnu en skydeskive. Jeg vil fjerne dig fra jordens flade med en præcision der er helt uset, mærk dig mine ord. Tror du at du kan komme afsted med at sige sådan noget lort til mig over internettet? Så kan du lige tro om nar rov. på nuværende tidspunk som vi snakker kontakter jeg mit hemmelige netværk af spioner rundt over hele Danmark og din IP bliver sporet lige nu så du kan forberede dig på storm, din mide. Stormen der fuldstændig udraderer den lille solle ting du kalder et liv. Du er fandeme dod moj unge. Jeg kan være hvorsomhelst nårsomhelst og slå dig ihjel på over syv hundrede måder, og det er blot med mine bare hænder. Jeg er ikke kun trænet i ubevæbnet hånd til hånd kamp, men jeg har også adgang til hele det Danske marine korps arsenal og vil bruge det til dets fulde omfang til at udradere din elendige rov fra jordens flade, din lille lort. Hvis bare du havde vidst hvilken uhellig hævn din "smarte" lille kommentar ville forsage dig, ville du nok have holdt din kæft. Men det gjorde du ikke, det kunne du ikke, og nu må du betale prisen, din store idiot. Jeg vil skide raseri over dig og drukne dig i det. Du er fandeme dod, din skide mojunge.

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>>69012551
>and pierre

>>69020684
Post what you want me to say, ill reply in a bit because im at a motorcycle meeting.

>>69020821
Those are some cute woofers :3 mine are both schnauzer

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tuQJLu5ipo

>>69011640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BEPqYSAEci

>>69020825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00KHjrslTiN

Fuck doing all of it

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>>69020825
I can't believe gookmoot still hasn't fixed the lack of slashed Os.

>>69021091
Sounded more like Norwegian desu.

>>69020970
It was fully understandable, you emphasise words in a strange manner though.

>>69021131
I spent a few weeks learning Norwegian but stopped because I'd nobody to really practice with, so that explains it I guess.

>>69021141
Tried to read is as a poem.

We had this in school: You memorize some poem, then read it by memory artistically in front of the class with emphasis, pauses and shit.

>>69021271
Aye, you just overemphasised some words.

Rate this (>>69012967)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CSz0jDSMAr

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>>69019077
>You pronounced them all perfectly fine.
kek, really?

I didn't even try to get rid of the thick as fuck accent.
thanks for the assessment lad.

>>69021498
The rolled Rs and stuff wasn't something an Anglo would do, but it was entirely understandable.

Post Spanish, some Yankee wanted to practice.

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>>69021536
>The rolled Rs and stuff wasn't something an Anglo would do
I've heard some of them doing it.
scots come to mind, but I might be wrong.

>some Yankee wanted to practice
fuck the yanks and mexicunts >>69021531

>>69020578
Cultivo una rosa blanca
en junio como enero
para el amigo sincero
que me da su mano franca.

Y para el cruel que me arranca
el corazón con que vivo,
cardo ni ortiga cultivo;
cultivo la rosa blanca.


t. Cuban in Florida

>>69021658
Scottish people do a thing called a "tapped" R instead of a rolled one. Sounds similar but it's only rolled once.

And the Scottish can barely speak English so they're not the best examples.

>>69021701
was listening to this northern irish rapper earlier, and it sounded like he was rolling his Ds

is that a thing?

>>69021809
The moral of that story is that you need to stop listening to rap.

>>69011640
How autistic am I out of 10?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWEEhrftDk

This was my second time reading the full thing out loud, and I fucked up at the end but i think I saved it. I'm also pretty sure that first 'nor' should have been 'no' so I fixed it on the fly.

>>69021865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yeOgmvBi5d

>>69021894
>How autistic am I out of 10?
With that ending? 14.

>>69021701
we roll them once aswell.
unless it's the first letter in a word.
and I usually can't understand scots so I get what you're saying.

>>69022127
Shit, that means I have a lot of work to do before New Years if I'm going to win Autist of the Year.

>>69021494
Kinda understandable. Some words are spot on, but most are obviously English transliterarion. You got almost all of the stresses correct though, that's great.
I don't think it's possible to read a foreign language without some knowledge of its pronunciation and practice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GbB9rCig5Q

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Cardiff
4. Hull
5. Belfast

>>69021666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HqVygnryDB

>>69023975
Shitty bump to keep the thread going
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nPoswnm2eu