>you bring this girl home >wearing this outfit >this

>>69009641
theyd be happy for me

>>69009641
>Mohamettee
lol your bull mohammad pretends to be a girl?

ARGH THOSE FUCKING SYRIAN REFUGEES

>>69009641
Does she come from a funeral?

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>>69009641
>"OH THANK GOD YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, YOU'RE STRAIGHT TOO!"

10/10 would convert for

"Thank G-d our son wasn't gay"

*sister runs and hugs her*
>oh my god mohimmmid!!! I've shared all those buzzfeed videos about all you syrians </3 so hearthbreaking
*moms starts serving pork for dinner*
>moms starts giving her hints about how cool Catholicism
*dad approaches me*
>son, if she keeps wearing that weird looking pajama in here just make sure to return her to Afghanistan

>>69010237
Kek, pretty much this.
My sister would be patting me on the back and gushing over her about how terrible it all is.

My mother would probably be very kind and respect her, and so would my father, to a point, but he'd talk to me behind her back about her faith and looks.

>>69010266
nah, my parents are big time catholics.
They have never given me a word on how I should live my life, but this kind of shit would definitely trigger them to do it for the first time.

"Son, nooo! Her brothers will come and cut off your head! You must leave immediately!"

Older sister
>Good for you!
Younger sister
>wtf, I thought you were racist?!
Mum
>HOW COULD YOU BRING HER INTO OUR HOME?!
Dad
>How'd you guys meet? Okay, have fun you two.

>>69009641
>remember to wear a condom son, haha

>>69010444
Your mum doesn't like Muslims then?

>>69009641

*tips hijab*

>>69010501
Nope.
And neither do I for the most part. I would fuck the girl on OP without hesitation, but I would t bring her home. Arabic girls in Australia are always high maintenance.

>>69009641
My sister
>OMG is probably a refugee! She must have a great life story. I thought he was a racist ...
My mom
>starts to cry.
My father
>tells me to end the relationship.

And we never saw each other again.

My parents would be very polite, then the second she's gone would probably tell me she's not the girl for me. They're not even racist, if she wasn't veiled they'd be fine with it, but a practicing Muslim is something they don't want in their family.

Grandma would have an heart attack. My aunts would react the same way as my parents. My uncles would be polite, though with thinly veiled hostility and then try to talk me out of it, and most of my cousins would act the same way as their parents.

>>69009641
"What happened to "cultures and races shouldn't mix" "sieg heil" and "Kill all non-whites"?"

My brother would be glad I finally am getting laid again after being alone for so long

My mom would be thrilled cause she's a white guilt liberal.

My dad would think it's kinda odd and make some awkward jokes about her being Muslim but overall really glad I'm still not gay

What kind of name is Mohamettee?

>>69009641
>be that grill
>"Hi sir and ma'am. Nice to meet you."
>Awh, Mark's loves to joke, my name is not Mohamette, it's Dayangku Natesya."
>"Hi you are Linda, right? Mark's been telling me stories about you, nothing bad, really. You are beautiful in person."
>"Oh, please let me help you, ma'am." "It's fine. Really, I mean it".
>eye signal to bf at living room about the plan
>cont?

>>69009650
This
What's up with that name though?

>>69009641
>Mom
Son I am disappoint and disgust
>Dad
lmao, fuck her til she likes hockey and just don't convert

>>69009641
"I thought you were gay"
Rather be gay that date a mudslime desu famiqua

>>69011890
>and face her brothers and cousins.

They'd think she's cute. As I do.

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>>69011993
If she's going out with a white guy she won't be really traditional anyways Ahmad.

>>69012018
Wouldn't think texas would be so open minded

>>69012104
Isn't that the Arab porn star?

>>69012153
literally who

>>69012177
Mia something, he was really popular a few years ago, she wa s Christian leb/American but did Hijab porn

"wow your new girlfriend is so cool! She's a ninja!"

>>69012104
Source on this vid?

>>69009641
They would remove me from the premises.

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>>69012217
Do either of those women look like they have giant fake tits to you?

>>69012227
Me at college exdee

No idea tbqh pham

>>69010793
> "cultures and races shouldn't mix"
Levantines are white, and Syrian culture is influenced by Persian culture, therefore Aryan.
> "sieg heil"
The furher endorsed Islam.
> "Kill all non-whites"?"
I still hate niggers, kikes, gooks and brown Arabs, but Mahomette is white and pure.

>>69009641
They're proud I'm willing to date a cancer patient even if she's an emo

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>>69009641
>tfw no Goth Muslim gf

>>69012560
>Mahomette is white and pure
>Arabian peninsula native

>>69012682
Shut the fuck up Mexico. I finally found a gf, and you're fixated on how white she is. National Socialism isn't all about race. Hitler admired Islam and the Arab civilisation (which is white).

Mahomette is descended from the Aryan Hellenic Christians of Antioch. They just happen to have the bad fortune of being surrounded by shit skins. I'm reinviting her into the Aryan fold.

That's almost better than having a white gf. I'm reintroducing a lost Aryan tribe to western civilisation. I'm making the white race greater, with Mahomette, and her Antiocheaen genes.

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>>69009641
>tfw no sandnigger gf

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>>69009641
>brothers give each other weird looks
>"we thought you weren't religious"
>mother would act weirdly aound her, probably would try to talk her out of the hijab

i would date a cheeky hijabi desu

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>>69009641
>mohammette

>>69012243
kekked

> a tatar girl? very good, son, but please name your kids normally

>>69018130
So, tatars regularly intermarry with Russians with no problems?

They'd be surprisingly okay with her

>>69018197
of course
they have something of a reputation for being sluts though, at least around my area

>>69018255
Never heard of it.

>>69009641
Father will say she is very pretty. Mom will try to convert her to catholicism.

I don't care if she wants to kil me for being an infidel, i just want a qt gf

>>69010098
>>69009896
Pretty much.

>>69009641
((ANGER))

>>69021485
Bit gay

> Implying a true muslim girl would attend a pagan feast.

>>69009641
they'd be happy im finally settling down

>>69015304
>Le ebin we wuz secular and shieet meme.

Stop it

>>69009641
>Mohamettee

why are anglos so fucking retarded

>>69024055
I thought Turks at least pretended to be civilized and looked down on the rural durka durkas?

I guess the roach meme was legit after all.

>>69009641
>anon is that your new french girlfriend?

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>>69025340

>>69009641

As a 26 year old kissless virgin, I think their first reaction would be "Oh so you're not gay"

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>>69024095
>we wuz

but we are

She looks like a rogue character from an RPG.
Pretty sweet, really.

>>69012828
Autism is powerful