I'd like to take a moment to thank France, The Netherlands and Spain for helping us in our Revolutionary War, and to tell Germany to fuck off for helping the dirty Redcoats.
>>69007483
It was a mistake. America is an abomination, a tumor.
>>69007483
>and to tell Germany to fuck off for helping the dirty Redcoats
What about Von Steuben?
>>69007524
He was alright.
>>69007502
No, America has a tumor: the lands filled with your half nigger spawns, run by hierarchies of increasingly ruthless crime lords who thrive in the shit you left behind and now whom we now have to deal with it. FUCK you
>>69007593
spain isnt a south american country you uneducated retard
places like mexico actually kicked us out and became much poorer as a direct consequence of that
>>69007502
I like Spain
>>69007629
>these third world shitholes we created kicked us out, so it isn't our fault
Go FUCK yourself
>>69007645
I fucking hate the USA
>>69007483
>>69007502
>>69007593
>>69007629
>>69007483
You're forgetting someone. Possibly a messiah?
>>69007629
fact: only prior british colonies are worth living in
inb4 muh quebec (british post 1763 anyway)
>>69007666
I unironically hate Spain
>>69007666
hala madrid y viva espana
>>69007719
>>69007707
Don't you just love all this hatred from Yuropoors? It really gets me hard.
So hard in fact, the blood vessels have been stimulated enough to shart in mart.
>>69007483
You forgot Poland.
>>69007483
Why can Germans always be trusted to be assholes?
>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do