>Mom says she's finally kick me out if I don't get

Become a meme consultant.

>>69006584
Get a job.

>>69006584
If you have a degree and decent grades try to do a program in accounting, IT or computer science

if not do a trade, maybe you have an uncle or a high school friend in a union

>>69006640
I never got a degree. R9k said student life is for cucks.

I laughed thanks (OP)

but no seriously you're still browsing 4chan. The only logical solution would be to acquire form of i.d. and get some kind of job find a cheap place (roommate?) and figure out how to sustain your existence -good luck

>>69006990
But why?

You guys said the neet life would never end. Why has it turned this way?

>>69006584
Become a trap and let disgusting old men fuck your boypucci for maple money

>>69007103
That's a retarded idea, I'm not a faggot

>>69006584
She's kicking you out on Christmas? You at least should have a few days to figure things out.

>>69007103
>maple money

>>69006584
Get a job.
Before the christmas rush would have been the ideal time unfortunately. But you can still try to get in during any start-of-year cuts.

>>69006722
Well thats your own fault for believing virgin neckbeards on an anonymous forum.

>>69007150
She said the best gift she can give me is teaching me to be an adult by not supporting my self destructive lifestyle.

>>69007233
They convinced me that being a neet would work out longterm... I'm just in such disbelief. She's serious about it this time.

>>69007264
how old?

>>69007264
I used to pretend to be a NEET on r9k for laughs, you got tricked lmao.

certainly she wont leave to freeze to death

>>69007299
25.

Is there someway the government can pay for my chicken tenders?

>>69007313
DELETE THIS

>>69007332
The Canadian government is too busy paying for Naloxone and Ontario to pay for some loser living with his mum.

why does /int/ always fall for this shit

>>69007495
Well someone needs to pay. Someone needs to pay for my living expenses, and it sure as hell isn't me.

Any ideas on how I can sustain myself?

>>69007332
Litteraly get any job. You can sustain yourself on minimum salary in canada as long as you work full time. Not a glamours life by far but since you were neet I don't think that should bother you.

As you build experience you'll get access to better jobs. Welcome to adult life, you've lived about a 1/3 of your expected lifespan and will soon die.

get neetbux

>>69007597
Yeah but I don't want to work. I am above working.

My brilliant mind is better suited posting on 4chan or playing mindless videogames, not being a drone for the system.

Im not like you, I cannot work like a mere slave.

>>69007590
Get a job.
Tbh I was a neet for like two years and just recently went back to school and got a part time job and it has done wonders for my self-esteem and general happiness

>>69007660
Well kill yourself then m8, i mean the street will kill you anyway, im sure canada streets are pretty cold

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>>69007736
You're a wagecuck. You're not like us.

We are the brilliant thinkers and creators of this world.

You're merely a consumer. We NEETs have built most of civilization.

Me and my fellow Brothers, the members of the /r9k/ global fraternity have written not few great literary works, among other contributions to the betterment of Society.

Personally, I can attest that I've created AT LEAST 1,000(One thousand) offtopic threads requiring deletion on 4chan.

What can you boast, you feeble minded fool?

>>69006722
>/r9k/ said
>Lets take advice from certified failures
>What could go wrong?

>>69007887
I trusted my fellow NEET brothers.

>>69007853
Yeah that's a good post m8. You've convinced me that you are going to get kicked out of your mum's place soon.

>>69006584
>What do guys?
Grow the fuck up you faggot.

>>69008124
A NEET's honor is worth more.

I'm willing to die for my beliefs. If she kicks me out - so be it, I'm willing to weather it through.

All Great thinkers aren't respected while alive, only in their passing do people appreciate them. NEETs are no exception.

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Oh wagie, Oh wagie

Why must you ragie

Mr. Shekleberg celebrates

While you slavey.

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>>69006722
>R9k said
>listening to /r9k/
>listening to 4chan at all
I know this is bait, but still.

>>69008382
This.

They don't understand our superiority, I pity them really. Sad little cockroaches. Working all day.

Pathetic.

I mean my Mom is a wagie, but she's a fine wagie because she buys me things.

>>69007736
>>>69007590
>Get a job.
>Tbh I was a neet for like two years and just recently went back to school and got a part time job and it has done wonders for my self-esteem and general happiness

Are you the leaf version of me?

>>69007138
yeah, right

Get a job at a nearby grocery store or McD

>>69007853
>We NEETs have built most of civilization.
>contributions to the betterment of Society.

Yes, because future civilization would crumble without NEETs posting
>1,000 offtopic threads requiring deletion on 4chan.

Fucking kek.

>>69006584
Pretend to have IT qualifications and become the meme IT guy in some company, reinstalling adobe and using google to solve everyone's problems , shitposting the rest of the day.

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