You have a chance to get a qt 3.14 Jewish girlfriend who is also

>>68977312
Not a chance. Genital mutilation is sick and wrong.

>>68977340

>>68977312
NO

but sure as hell i would fuck her

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>>68977312
No, but I'd marry Ellie Kendrick.

>>68977340
this

>>68977312
We're not having kids.

t. married to Jewess

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>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing, khumra obeying, kapparot sacrificing, sheitel wrapping, zuzzim acquiring, baal teshuva embra jew gf

>>68977312
No
I like my current gf

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>>68977441
cool. post her pics

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>>68977536
DON'T CALL MY WIFE JEWISH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68977312
sure

>>68977612
No. We're old, and can't be associated with this site. Here's a description, though:
>5'8"
>105 lbs
>dark, wavy hair
>big, almond-shaped eyes
>no ass/tits
>THE NOSE
She has a name equivalent to Rachel Silverstein, she's from a nouveau riche family, and she's from the NYC suburbs. She's pretty friggin' jewy.

>>68977340

>>68977340
This, i would fucking kill her if she would even touch my kids.

>>68978053
>5'8"
>105 lbs
>no ass/tits
jesus woman, just eat already

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Forget Jewesses, I want an aristocratic French-looking English girl like Ellie

>>68980074
>brown eyes

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>>68980406
ARISTOCRATIC

Dated a Jew once. She got off on gore a lot, especially if it was dead Palestinians.

Anyway, she was pretty much what OP described, but marrying her and having kids with her would have meant I'd have to convert and our kids would be considered Jewish, so yeah, I just backed out of that after a while.

>>68977312
Wtf no way

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Ofc I would, I'm partially Jewish anyways

>>68977420
Is Ellie Kendrick Jewish tho? She does look it but I haven't seen anything.

>>68981038
Does serbia have kikes?

>>68980406
Hence the French-looking, durr brain.

>>68977312
>free qt gf and children will have unlimited shekels i can mooch off off
>I don't even have to convert
Sifn me up

>>68977312
Definitely. Can I have her please?

>>68977312
No she look like my sister and... i hate my sister

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>mfw i did
>mfw she agrees cutting dicks of babies is retarded

Not sure about marriage tho

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No, i'd erport to the local Oberststurmführer about some dirtu juden hiding in my basement like vermin they are.

>>68982838
She is decidedly not Jewish.

>>68977340
A lot of westernised Jews are even against circumcision nowadays.
Don't think I would want my kids to grow up without Christmas, Jesus, and Easter though.